Yes I’m aware yesterday should have been the day I posted this but I had a stormtrooper moment.
modest is hottest
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Nuts to Immodesty
I think I’m starting to understand why some people call it “nut-ella”. Readers, this isn’t the first time this tasty spread has been featured here. Why are men ruining such a classic treat with their smuttiness?
For the record, it’s Noo-tella and I won’t accept any other pronunciation especially from immodest fellows.
More Cat Immodesty
Two loyal Mandesty readers alerted me to this video on Facebook. I must admit I was very hot and bothered.
I mean, just look at that adorable face! Those whiskers! That little orange face.
Readers, this isn’t the first time that immodest men and their cats have been featured on this blog. When will we say enough is enough? The purr-fect time is meow.
A friend of a reader has bravely offered to keep this young man in her bedroom so he won’t lead others into sin and temptation. She is a crusader for Mandesty!
Media and Immodesty
Ignoring the smuttiness of this photo, he has his laptop AND he’s using his phone for a “selfie”. These young men are so obsessed with social media they don’t interact with the outside world. Because they’re so starved for attention they post these types of photos.
Young men, your fathers failed you. But I am here, and I want you to know that you’re all beautiful and you don’t need to show your body.
It also seems that not only do we have to worry about Calvin Klein, but we also have this Armani fellow to consider. I do so hope Armani isn’t well known.
Tans and Deceit
Look at this young man’s dead eyes. If only to distract you from his unibrow.
Readers we haven’t talked about it before but this photo reminds me: Men attempt to deceive women by using spray tans. This is why women have trust issues. They believe their man is naturally tanned when in reality he’s nothing but a toasted marshmallow. This is why you take them swimming on the first date.
Pillows and the Devil
Folks I am beginning to suspect that emoji pillows are in cahoots with the devil.
Men, we have talked about this. Pillows are NOT for that head.
I worry for today’s generation of men. They see and think it’s perfectly acceptable to do rub pillows on their private parts. How do you sleep at night? I bet not very well since you’ve worn out your pillows.
ABC’s of Immodesty
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
Did you enjoy that? Well, you shouldn’t have. Now you’re one step closer to hell. Don’t look over you shoulder honey, because I’ll not be there.
Criminal Immodesty
Readers, this young man is Shemar Moore. He is an actor known for his role as a FBI agent on the TV show Criminal Minds.
Folks, I’m tired. We’ve spoken to several celebrities in past about their immodest behavior. Is all our work for nothing? Mr. Moore, I would hope that would have more respect for yourself. After all FBI agents are nothing if not paragons of virtue.
Also, I am starting to believe Calvin Klein got into the underwear business just to promote immodest among men.
Warm Weather Modesty: Beach & Pool
Summer is approaching and you’re no doubt excited for the pools and beaches to open! But, men, I beg you to remember modesty when out in the sun.
Men, how can you expect women to respect you and not objectify you when you’re out wearing things like the above?
Ask yourself: Is immodesty worth burning in hell for?
Immodest Muscles
If you have an internet connection and are friends with women then you have probably seen today’s featured Immodest Man before. His name is Brock O’Hurn aka Brock O’Manbun. He’s made quite a name for himself lately. Apparently he has nice eyes.
Men, ask yourself what would Jesus do? Not White Jesus though because, as you can see White Jesus is a hussy.
Brock could use our style tips guide. Your hair isn’t made for that style, hun.
Calvin Klein underwear have been talked about here before. Calvin Klein? more like Satan Klein, amirite?
