Immodesty Needs to take it Despacito

By now you’ve most likely heard this song.

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“you get a Mandesty! and you get a Mandesty!”

The music industry is pretty immodest as it is. So it’s no surprise that this song has inspired young men to follow its slutty lead.

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Immodesty Needs to take it Despacito
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Is There Something Wrong With Your Eye?

At Mandesty, we not only discuss immodest dress but also behavior. We’ve tried to talk to PM Slutty McSinful but he just keeps going on with his immodest self.

Anyway, we’ll continue to talk about ways in which behavior can be immodest.

Today we will focus on winking. Yes, winking aka the Devil’s eye tick.

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Being Modest is very Hardy for this boy.

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(Dis)honorable Mentions

Not winks but slutty eyes nonetheless

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The Devil probably made him an offer he couldn’t refuse
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This was added to this post for…reasons
Is There Something Wrong With Your Eye?

All In for Immodesty

Ricky Martin, notorious shaker of bon bons, debuted his new show in Las Vegas this past Wednesday.
As a staunch defender of Mandesty I keep a close eye on his social media presence. This was posted a few days ago on his Facebook page.

I am glad he’s getting used to scorching heat. His residency titled All In will run from April until September.

This immodest behavior isn’t new though. He has been featured on this blog before and, well…just see for yourself.

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All In for Immodesty

They’re Red Hot and Immodest

Mandesty is a year old and we haven’t addressed one of the biggest threats to modesty in the last 30 years. 

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers, you know those those guys who are allergic to shirts and think the United States is only California. 

I remember the first time I encountered the funky monks of immodesty. It was the early 90’s and MTV still played music. 

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RHCP have had a few line up changes over the years but one thing reminds a constant; immodesty.

 

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These days Will Chad is keeping his shirt on. Josh is a sweet modest cinnamon roll and hopefully he’ll be a wholesome influence on Flea and Anthony.

 

They’re Red Hot and Immodest

When a Man Loves Immodesty

Readers, preaching the Good Word of Mandesty is rewarding but it is hard work. So I like to unwind after a long day of saving young boy souls by watching some God-fearing programming.

I decided I would check out a new show called The Santa Clarita Diet. I figure it must be about good eating habits. Anyway, as I settled in a for a relaxing evening, I’m greeted by this:

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I don’t know which is more offensive: the immodesty or the bad photoshop

I will admit I’m not very familiar with this Michael Bolton. I think he sings and used to have a bad hair cut. Frankly, after this, I’m not sure I care to know about him.

A loyal Mandesty reader says this may be how Michael tells us he is a Never Nude.  It would explain the dead eyes.

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I wish they did more than that, Tobias

 

So I’m here now, writing this because immodest men never take a break. Needless to say, my relaxed evening didn’t happen.

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I hope you’re proud of yourself, Michael B

 

 

 

 

When a Man Loves Immodesty