Yes I’m aware yesterday should have been the day I posted this but I had a stormtrooper moment.
slutty men
Immodesty is (Uni)Corny
Not even unicorns are safe from slutty men. Is nothing sacred?
Nuts to Immodesty
I think I’m starting to understand why some people call it “nut-ella”. Readers, this isn’t the first time this tasty spread has been featured here. Why are men ruining such a classic treat with their smuttiness?
For the record, it’s Noo-tella and I won’t accept any other pronunciation especially from immodest fellows.
Dating Immodesty
A Mandesty reader sent this in and I realized that dating sites are a great place to find men who need to learn of Modesty for Men.
This fellow above is a perfect example of the type of man I mean. These men post seductive pictures and then complain women don’t respect them and only want sex. Men, how do you expect to find a woman “with substance” if you’re displaying yourself like a piece of antelope ass? How do you expect hungry lions women to handle that kind of pressure?
Honestly, I blame the fathers. They’re out there modeling this behavior so their sons think it’s perfectly normal.
It’s a damn shame.
Pillows and the Devil
Folks I am beginning to suspect that emoji pillows are in cahoots with the devil.
Men, we have talked about this. Pillows are NOT for that head.
I worry for today’s generation of men. They see and think it’s perfectly acceptable to do rub pillows on their private parts. How do you sleep at night? I bet not very well since you’ve worn out your pillows.
ABC’s of Immodesty
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
Did you enjoy that? Well, you shouldn’t have. Now you’re one step closer to hell. Don’t look over you shoulder honey, because I’ll not be there.
Criminal Immodesty
Readers, this young man is Shemar Moore. He is an actor known for his role as a FBI agent on the TV show Criminal Minds.
Folks, I’m tired. We’ve spoken to several celebrities in past about their immodest behavior. Is all our work for nothing? Mr. Moore, I would hope that would have more respect for yourself. After all FBI agents are nothing if not paragons of virtue.
Also, I am starting to believe Calvin Klein got into the underwear business just to promote immodest among men.
Warm Weather Modesty: Beach & Pool
Summer is approaching and you’re no doubt excited for the pools and beaches to open! But, men, I beg you to remember modesty when out in the sun.
Men, how can you expect women to respect you and not objectify you when you’re out wearing things like the above?
Ask yourself: Is immodesty worth burning in hell for?
Immodest Muscles
If you have an internet connection and are friends with women then you have probably seen today’s featured Immodest Man before. His name is Brock O’Hurn aka Brock O’Manbun. He’s made quite a name for himself lately. Apparently he has nice eyes.
Men, ask yourself what would Jesus do? Not White Jesus though because, as you can see White Jesus is a hussy.
Brock could use our style tips guide. Your hair isn’t made for that style, hun.
Calvin Klein underwear have been talked about here before. Calvin Klein? more like Satan Klein, amirite?
Neko Immodesty
We’ve discussed Mandesty and cats before, but I didn’t think we’d have to discuss virtual cats. This young man is cosplaying as Tubbs from Neko Atsume.
He didn’t get an accurate cosplay. Tubbs, as the name suggests, is a fat cat. Why is this man showing us his body? He really just wanted an excuse to act slutty. I bet he’s never played the game. If he did, that sashimi wouldn’t be there. And Tubbs doesn’t wear flip-flops!
Immodest men are bad enough, but fake geek immodest boys? The worst.