Mandesty Monday: Aussie Edition

Brave Mandesty reader CS informed me of this ridiculous display. You thought the Outback with its weird and wild creatures was scary? Well just feast your eyes on this!

I do not believe this man has the proper koalafications

For 24 years the Not-So-Wonderful Land of Oz has published a slutty firefighters calendar. This year there are three versions; slutty firefighters posing with wild animals, puppies, and just themselves. The proceeds got to children’s charity. 

Save the children! But the fine print sells your soul. 

This isn’t the first time firefighters are featured here. Nor is it the first or even the 5th time that I’ve talked about animals being exposed to such sinful flesh. 

How Australia recruits firefighters
Mandesty Monday: Aussie Edition
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Immodesty Needs to take it Despacito

By now you’ve most likely heard this song.

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“you get a Mandesty! and you get a Mandesty!”

The music industry is pretty immodest as it is. So it’s no surprise that this song has inspired young men to follow its slutty lead.

Enter Mikey Bustos

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At least he’s honest

 

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Can’t really ask for restraint from women when you’re dressed like that

On the plus side, this video made it possible to forget the remix featuring Justin Bieber.

Immodesty Needs to take it Despacito

Is There Something Wrong With Your Eye?

At Mandesty, we not only discuss immodest dress but also behavior. We’ve tried to talk to PM Slutty McSinful but he just keeps going on with his immodest self.

Anyway, we’ll continue to talk about ways in which behavior can be immodest.

Today we will focus on winking. Yes, winking aka the Devil’s eye tick.

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Being Modest is very Hardy for this boy.

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(Dis)honorable Mentions

Not winks but slutty eyes nonetheless

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Is There Something Wrong With Your Eye?

Modesty is Knowing when to Shut Up

At Mandesty, we feature men who are inmodest in dress. But as discussed in a previous post, immodest behavior can also be displayed by the way you carry yourself.

So, today I will not write about clothing but about behavior.

 

Every day is a new opportunity to tell women what I think

Men, I know it’s hard to break old habits. Otherwise MRA forums wouldn’t exist and those men would actually get lives.

I know it’s especially hard because you’ve been told that everything you say is important and no one else matters. Just look at the King of Immodest Behavior, Donald Trump.

Speaking of 45, I know you like to hear yourself talk, and like to be the center of attention. But did you know that you can grab people’s attention and also not be an insufferable walnut? Did you know that sometimes, you won’t get attention and that’s OK? Did you know that most toddlers can grasp this concept?

So, start practicing some self-restraint and learn when to sit down, shut up and listen.

Modesty is Knowing when to Shut Up

All In for Immodesty

Ricky Martin, notorious shaker of bon bons, debuted his new show in Las Vegas this past Wednesday.
As a staunch defender of Mandesty I keep a close eye on his social media presence. This was posted a few days ago on his Facebook page.

I am glad he’s getting used to scorching heat. His residency titled All In will run from April until September.

This immodest behavior isn’t new though. He has been featured on this blog before and, well…just see for yourself.

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It’s nicknamed Sin City for a reason.
All In for Immodesty

Combating Immodesty until I’m Horse

When I think of horses, I think of Mr. Ed, Seabiscuit and Secretariat. But now, thanks to immodest men, I’ll have this image seared into my memory forever.

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Triple Frown Winner

Is this what would make the above mentioned horses proud?  A Gallop poll says:

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This type of nakedness is best left for the bridle suite! As upsetting as this is, I will continue fighting the immodesty; the paso double entendres. I will be the person who says, “Hay, this is a barn shame”. I will be homesteadfast in my commitment to save young boy souls.

I wish these men would stop horsing around.

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This isn’t what they mean by horse power.
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Horse: Please stop this shameful display

 

 

 

 

Combating Immodesty until I’m Horse