I think I’m starting to understand why some people call it “nut-ella”. Readers, this isn’t the first time this tasty spread has been featured here. Why are men ruining such a classic treat with their smuttiness?
For the record, it’s Noo-tella and I won’t accept any other pronunciation especially from immodest fellows.
If you have an internet connection and are friends with women then you have probably seen today’s featured Immodest Man before. His name is Brock O’Hurn aka Brock O’Manbun. He’s made quite a name for himself lately. Apparently he has nice eyes.
Men, ask yourself what would Jesus do? Not White Jesus though because, as you can see White Jesus is a hussy.
The young man thinks he’s clever trying to distract us with Nutella. You can’t hide your shame with sweets! I worry young girls might be sexually confused if they associate half-naked men with Nutella if they see this picture at a vulnerable stage in their lives. Think of the children!
A Mandesty reader writes: “Scandalous behavior in such a public place! Oh what a world we live in, where young men flaunt their bodies so shamelessly in the middle of the grocery! Regular values have gone out the window! What kind of future wife are you attracting with that behavior? I blame the parents. I blame society.”
When I think of Nutella I think of a delicious spread that is better than sex…Oh dear, it’s gotten me too! See, no one is immune! Cover up! I must go now and throw out the 57 jars I have in my cupboard.