Young men you all seem to be deep in thought. I hope you’re all thinking long and hard about your immodest behavior.
Deep Thoughts
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More Cat Immodesty
Two loyal Mandesty readers alerted me to this video on Facebook. I must admit I was very hot and bothered.
I mean, just look at that adorable face! Those whiskers! That little orange face.
Readers, this isn’t the first time that immodest men and their cats have been featured on this blog. When will we say enough is enough? The purr-fect time is meow.
A friend of a reader has bravely offered to keep this young man in her bedroom so he won’t lead others into sin and temptation. She is a crusader for Mandesty!
Tans and Deceit
Look at this young man’s dead eyes. If only to distract you from his unibrow.
Readers we haven’t talked about it before but this photo reminds me: Men attempt to deceive women by using spray tans. This is why women have trust issues. They believe their man is naturally tanned when in reality he’s nothing but a toasted marshmallow. This is why you take them swimming on the first date.
ABC’s of Immodesty
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
Did you enjoy that? Well, you shouldn’t have. Now you’re one step closer to hell. Don’t look over you shoulder honey, because I’ll not be there.
Criminal Immodesty
Readers, this young man is Shemar Moore. He is an actor known for his role as a FBI agent on the TV show Criminal Minds.
Folks, I’m tired. We’ve spoken to several celebrities in past about their immodest behavior. Is all our work for nothing? Mr. Moore, I would hope that would have more respect for yourself. After all FBI agents are nothing if not paragons of virtue.
Also, I am starting to believe Calvin Klein got into the underwear business just to promote immodest among men.
Warm Weather Modesty: Beach & Pool
Summer is approaching and you’re no doubt excited for the pools and beaches to open! But, men, I beg you to remember modesty when out in the sun.
Men, how can you expect women to respect you and not objectify you when you’re out wearing things like the above?
Ask yourself: Is immodesty worth burning in hell for?
Immodest Muscles
If you have an internet connection and are friends with women then you have probably seen today’s featured Immodest Man before. His name is Brock O’Hurn aka Brock O’Manbun. He’s made quite a name for himself lately. Apparently he has nice eyes.
Men, ask yourself what would Jesus do? Not White Jesus though because, as you can see White Jesus is a hussy.
Brock could use our style tips guide. Your hair isn’t made for that style, hun.
Calvin Klein underwear have been talked about here before. Calvin Klein? more like Satan Klein, amirite?
One more cup of Modesty
And now we know why the newspaper is dying!
Let’s see, readers:
Hairy
Tattooed
Topless
Where do you think his father failed him?
Warm Weather Modesty: Sports Edition
This post is thanks to Mandesty reader TB and a conversation she had with her girls’ soccer team.
With warmer weather approaching, lots of athletes are out practicing with their balls.
That’s great! A healthy man is a happy man. A happy man will only attract happy women.
Girl from TB’s soccer team:
it’s unfair that we have to look at a boys team practicing
I know, I know. You’re hot and you want to cool off. That isn’t any excuse. Your nipples are private! You don’t see women walking around topless. So why should you?
Tim, I’m surprised at you! As a God-fearing person I would expect you to show a bit more modesty! I would expect you, of all people, to think of the children!
Look, Roger, Switzerland may be neutral on a lot of things but you can’t be neutral on this. It maybe be called the US Open but that doesn’t mean you should show off your body. Pick the winning side. Pick modesty!
Another girl from TB’s soccer team:
who wants to see naked boy boobs? Ew!
From the mouth of babes, indeed.
Beam Me Up, Modesty
This is the second post to feature men with “convenient” beams of light on their naughty links. Men, why must you do this? True beauty will not shine through immodesty. I see you have interests such as reading and art. That’s good. Not enough men show interest in the arts and other intellectual pursuits. I know you’re capable of that and more. But no one will take you seriously if you’re taking nude photos.