Mandesty: Oscars’ Edition

Oscar winner, history maker and star of Moonlight, Mahershala Ali is now starring in a campaign for Immodesty facilitator, Calvin Klein. This Klein person has been named on this blog several times. I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Klein got into this underwear business for the sole purpose of corrupting souls.

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Mahershala Ali for Calvin Klein

Joining Ali is fellow Moonlight co-star Trevante Rhodes

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Trevante Rhodes for Calvin Klein. I suppose I should caption this but I have lost my train of thought

 

Is it any wonder that this has happened though? After all, the Oscar itself is egregiously immodest.

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You don’t see the Emmy statue naked, do you Oscar? 

 

 

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You know what though? These two look great together. 

 

Mandesty: Oscars’ Edition
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Criminal Immodesty

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Wearing sunglasses indoors to hide the shame in his eyes.

Readers, this young man is Shemar Moore. He is an actor known for his role as a FBI agent on the TV show Criminal Minds.

Folks, I’m tired. We’ve spoken to several celebrities in past about their immodest behavior. Is all our work for nothing? Mr. Moore, I would hope that would have more respect for yourself. After all FBI agents are nothing if not paragons of virtue.

Also, I am starting to believe Calvin Klein got into the underwear business just to promote immodest among men.

Criminal Immodesty

Immodest Muscles

If you have an internet connection and are friends with women then you have probably seen today’s featured Immodest Man before. His name is Brock O’Hurn aka Brock O’Manbun. He’s made quite a name for himself lately. Apparently he has nice eyes.
Men, ask yourself what would Jesus do? Not White Jesus though because, as you can see White Jesus is a hussy.

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Brock could use our style tips guide. Your hair isn’t made for that style, hun.

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I’d be looking down too if I was as slutty.

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Calvin Klein underwear have been talked about here before. Calvin Klein? more like Satan Klein, amirite?

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To be truly clean, you need Mandesty.
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You won’t be able to have ice cream in hell, son.
Immodest Muscles