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More Cat Immodesty

Two loyal Mandesty readers alerted me to this video on Facebook. I must admit I was very hot and bothered.

I mean, just look at that adorable face! Those whiskers! That little orange face.

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Immodesty is very hard work, apparently

Readers, this isn’t the first time that immodest men and their cats have been featured on this blog. When will we say enough is enough? The purr-fect time is meow.

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A friend of a reader has bravely offered to keep this young man in her bedroom so he won’t lead others into sin and temptation. She is a crusader for Mandesty!

More Cat Immodesty

Tans and Deceit

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Look at this young man’s dead eyes. If only to distract you from his unibrow.

Readers we haven’t talked about it before but this photo reminds me: Men attempt to deceive women by using spray tans. This is why women have trust issues. They believe their man is naturally tanned when in reality he’s nothing but a toasted marshmallow. This is why you take them swimming on the first date.

 

Tans and Deceit

ABC’s of Immodesty

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A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy

Did you enjoy that? Well, you shouldn’t have. Now you’re one step closer to hell. Don’t look over you shoulder honey, because I’ll not be there.

ABC’s of Immodesty

Modesty, Eh?

Modesty isn’t just about the way you dress. Modesty is also about your attitude and how you carry yourself.

So let’s talk about Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

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Back when Trudeau became PM, I saw my Facebook feed explode with how good-looking this guy is. Politicians should be serious people, not inspire unclean thoughts in millions of women.

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Is this dignified behavior?

Back in 2011, Justin Trudeau performed a striptease for charity. So, he took his clothes off for money. Do you know what we call that?

Trudeau used to be a boxer. 

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Why is he still in office? Look at how he’s showing off!

Look here at how hard he tries to show he is more than just a pretty face. It must be tough to have people be surprised that a handsome man is also intelligent. He should have thought of that before playing up to the cameras.

Yes, we have talked about smiling. A smile is the best thing a man can wear, second only to modest dress. But, just like certain clothing can make a man look like a slut, so too can too much smiling.

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Anybody who smiles this much is in dealings with Satan.
Modesty, Eh?

Mandesty is the sacrifice I’m willing to make

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Readers, I admit I had a hard time writing this post. This young man’s facial expressions and hand placement communicated many impure thoughts to me. I needed to pray for guidance. Jesus told me continue on my mission of battling immodesty in men.

It’s a very big sacrifice but I am willing to make it.

Mandesty is the sacrifice I’m willing to make

Gray isn’t Modest

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At Mandesty, not only do we care about Modesty but we also want young men to look their best! How else are they to attract the right kind of women?
This fellow while somewhat covered is still making several mistakes.
First, he should cover all that gray hair. Dont fall for the lie that gray makes a man look distinguished.
Second, as a Mandesty reader points out,

he hasn’t shaved 100% of his body hair. I am uncomfortable with this reminder that humans are mammals. He should spend hours each week on hiding this fact.

Third, we’ve talked about tattoos. You wouldn’t put bumper stickers on a Bentley.
Lastly while he is wearing a shirt he is pushing his pecs together. He’s going to attract the wrong type of attention.

Gray isn’t Modest

Modesty and Cats

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Men, not only do we have a responsibility to our children. We also have it to our pets. You may think posing topless next to your pet is harmless fun, maybe even cute. But it isn’t. Cats are stereotypically known as furballs of hate and murder. This is why. Zack, no one wants to see your nipples. Least of all fluffy. That cat has seen some things and I pray she may recover.

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Strategic placement of that poor cat doesn’t take away from the fact that you’re topless.
I ask why must our young men blemish their skin with such ugly ink? It seems you are also wearing boxers. Pants are always a must.

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Men, if you feel compelled to pose with your cat, I suggest following the young man above’s example. He’s wearing a simple white shirt AND he expertly matched his outfit to his pet. Smart and modest!

Modesty and Cats