So what is the point here? “Oh, I’m just casually walking along these rocks, in my casual kilt and boots, casually”
And then there’s this from BBC Scotland, The Social
Kilt Dead by Immodesty
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More Cat Immodesty
Two loyal Mandesty readers alerted me to this video on Facebook. I must admit I was very hot and bothered.
I mean, just look at that adorable face! Those whiskers! That little orange face.
Readers, this isn’t the first time that immodest men and their cats have been featured on this blog. When will we say enough is enough? The purr-fect time is meow.
A friend of a reader has bravely offered to keep this young man in her bedroom so he won’t lead others into sin and temptation. She is a crusader for Mandesty!
Tans and Deceit
Look at this young man’s dead eyes. If only to distract you from his unibrow.
Readers we haven’t talked about it before but this photo reminds me: Men attempt to deceive women by using spray tans. This is why women have trust issues. They believe their man is naturally tanned when in reality he’s nothing but a toasted marshmallow. This is why you take them swimming on the first date.
ABC’s of Immodesty
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
Did you enjoy that? Well, you shouldn’t have. Now you’re one step closer to hell. Don’t look over you shoulder honey, because I’ll not be there.
One more cup of Modesty
And now we know why the newspaper is dying!
Let’s see, readers:
Hairy
Tattooed
Topless
Where do you think his father failed him?
Modesty, Eh?
Modesty isn’t just about the way you dress. Modesty is also about your attitude and how you carry yourself.
So let’s talk about Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Back when Trudeau became PM, I saw my Facebook feed explode with how good-looking this guy is. Politicians should be serious people, not inspire unclean thoughts in millions of women.
Back in 2011, Justin Trudeau performed a striptease for charity. So, he took his clothes off for money. Do you know what we call that?
Trudeau used to be a boxer.
Why is he still in office? Look at how he’s showing off!
Look here at how hard he tries to show he is more than just a pretty face. It must be tough to have people be surprised that a handsome man is also intelligent. He should have thought of that before playing up to the cameras.
Yes, we have talked about smiling. A smile is the best thing a man can wear, second only to modest dress. But, just like certain clothing can make a man look like a slut, so too can too much smiling.
Mandesty is the sacrifice I’m willing to make
Readers, I admit I had a hard time writing this post. This young man’s facial expressions and hand placement communicated many impure thoughts to me. I needed to pray for guidance. Jesus told me continue on my mission of battling immodesty in men.
It’s a very big sacrifice but I am willing to make it.
Hats off to Modesty
Young men, your body is a temple, not a visitor center! What kind of attention do you think posting pictures like this will get?
How do you think Jesus feels? He didn’t die so you could wear him around your neck while you’re off running around naked.
If you can clothe your head, you can clothe your body!
Gray isn’t Modest
At Mandesty, not only do we care about Modesty but we also want young men to look their best! How else are they to attract the right kind of women?
This fellow while somewhat covered is still making several mistakes.
First, he should cover all that gray hair. Dont fall for the lie that gray makes a man look distinguished.
Second, as a Mandesty reader points out,
he hasn’t shaved 100% of his body hair. I am uncomfortable with this reminder that humans are mammals. He should spend hours each week on hiding this fact.
Third, we’ve talked about tattoos. You wouldn’t put bumper stickers on a Bentley.
Lastly while he is wearing a shirt he is pushing his pecs together. He’s going to attract the wrong type of attention.
Modesty and Cats
Men, not only do we have a responsibility to our children. We also have it to our pets. You may think posing topless next to your pet is harmless fun, maybe even cute. But it isn’t. Cats are stereotypically known as furballs of hate and murder. This is why. Zack, no one wants to see your nipples. Least of all fluffy. That cat has seen some things and I pray she may recover.
Strategic placement of that poor cat doesn’t take away from the fact that you’re topless.
I ask why must our young men blemish their skin with such ugly ink? It seems you are also wearing boxers. Pants are always a must.
