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Mandesty: These Hips DO Lie
Devoted follower JH shared these whole six minutes of egregious violations of Mandesty with me and added, hips shouldn’t vibrate like that.
Holy Nudity, Batman!
I bet you’re just reading this comic for the compelling story.
Law & Order: Modesty
These are their stories. DUN DUN.
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Mandesty Christmas Edition
In case you didn’t know, Ricky Martin has an old Christmas song where the premise is he forgot it was Christmas and he doesn’t have a gift for his girlfriend.
Pretty innocent so far, right? Wrong!
This notorious shaker of bon bons has been featured on this blog twice before.
So what exactly is the problem?
Dating Immodesty
A Mandesty reader sent this in and I realized that dating sites are a great place to find men who need to learn of Modesty for Men.
This fellow above is a perfect example of the type of man I mean. These men post seductive pictures and then complain women don’t respect them and only want sex. Men, how do you expect to find a woman “with substance” if you’re displaying yourself like a piece of antelope ass? How do you expect hungry lions women to handle that kind of pressure?
Honestly, I blame the fathers. They’re out there modeling this behavior so their sons think it’s perfectly normal.
It’s a damn shame.
The Internet is no longer Safe!
Fellow blogger and Mandesty reader Angie sent me this message:
I Googled “hot man” to find an image for my blog post. 99% of the results are begging for Mandesty treatment
Readers, we’ve reached a point in our society when we can no longer safely search innocent terms like “hot man”. We get things like this:
Instead of things like this:
Thankfully, Angie is strong and was able to alert me to this indecency. Many other women aren’t as morally upright and would have been lost down the rabbit hole of male immodesty.
I fear it will soon be unsafe for me to Google “hot buns”. What will be next, Interwebs?