Who will emerge victorious?

In this corner:

Standing at 6’2″ and weighing 210 lbs., this fighter is engaged in a war on crime. With his genius-level intellect, incredible wealth, and world-renowned fighting skills, this man needs little introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Batman!

His opponent is another man of tremendous power and resources.  His name is synonymous with terror and death. Despite bearing the mantle of “Chosen One”, this man brought a once-proud intergalactic organization of so-called peacekeepers to the brink of destruction. Armed with a lightsaber and the ability to manipulate the Force, I give you Darth Vader!

When these two titans tussle, who will be the winner? Watch this video to find out:

Not happy with that ending? Here’s an alternate version:

Done watching? Cool. Maybe someone can answer some questions for me. I’ll preface the following by saying I enjoyed the battle between the two (though I’m a bit weary of Bat-god).

1- how did the Batplane reach the Death Star? Even assuming the presence of the Death Star in our solar system, I wasn’t aware the Batplane could reach escape velocity. I suppose it could have launched from the Watchtower (whether its based in orbit around Earth or on the Moon), but even then a trip to the Death Star would surely take some bit of time.

  1. The technology in the Star Wars universe appears (to me) quite a bit more advanced than the technology Batman has access to. How the heck is the Batplane’s cloaking field sufficiently advanced to be able to render it undetectable to the sensors aboard the Death Star?
  2. How did Batman gain entry to the Death Star?

  3. Batman is remarkably proficient in the use of a lightsaber. I know, I know. That’s not a question. Sue me.

(h/t The Laughing Squid)

Who will emerge victorious?

Biblical bullshit babbled by Vader

Watch this video of Biblical dialogue dubbed over Darth Vader’s lines in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. I think it works surprisingly well (and Vader makes for an excellent religious zealot…)

(via Addicting Info)

Biblical bullshit babbled by Vader