He can be an obnoxious, browbeating jerk. He can be the self-appointed judge of humanity. Santa can be Jesus’ sparring partner as the latter wages his “War on Christmas”. This one is self-explanatory, don’t you think? He can be a baseball player. I wonder how fast his balls go. He can be the spokesperson for CrossFit. The standards for law enforcement employees must be slipping if Santa-a guy who only works one day out of the year-can be a police officer. Someone should let Megyn Kelly at FOX News know that Santa is not a fixed, unchangeable fictional character. As such, Santa can also look like this:
Happy Holidays to all!