Your Children’s Bible never told you what a remarkable collection of rapes, murders, genocides, nonsensical rules, and tyrannical bullshit lies within the Christian holy book! Here is a plain reading of the Bible, unsanitized for the kiddies. The Good Book has some really terrible stories to tell: read them today!
Really Terrible Bible Stories Excerpt: Introduction
Really Terrible Bible Stories Excerpt: “Naw, Man, She’s My Sister! No, Really.”
Really Terrible Bible Stories Excerpt: Burn Your Boy for God
Really Terrible Bible Stories Excerpt: Biblical Family Values Parte the Firste: Sibling Rivalry
Really Terrible Bible Stories Excerpt: The Jacob Family Sexploits
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. I: Genesis is available worldwide at Amazon:
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Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 2: Exodus Excerpt: Introduction
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 2: Exodus Excerpt: And Now For My Next Act…
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 2: Exodus Excerpt: Foolin’ with Pharaoh
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 2: Exodus Excerpt: A Singsong to Appease the Narcissistic Tyrant
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 2: Exodus Excerpt: The Infamous Golden Calf Episode
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Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus Excerpt: God’s Exhaustive Instructions for Sacrificial Barbecues
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus Excerpt: Unholy Fire?! You’re Fired!
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus Excerpt: God Hates Mothers
Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus is now available worldwide at Amazon:
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