Well shiver me timbers!

Quiche Moraine has up the latest Carnival of the Elitist Bastards, an epic pirate-themed blog carnival linking to tons of really great posts from elitist eggheads and other such basement-dwelling intelligentsia from across the blogosphereohedron. You know it’s gotta be elitist when it uses Roman numerals for its numbering scheme! Cap’n Stephanie Zvan presides over Elitist Bastards XVI.

And as it turns out, I happen to have made the cut this time around. The best part about it is I’m a slacker and never bothered to submit anything, and yet I’m still the first one to end up with a musket ball between the eyes. Go read!

Yo ho, and a bottle of rum.

Well shiver me timbers!
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Happy Birthday Mike Haubrich!

Stephanie asked me and a number of others to pick a post that demonstrates why each of us like Mike Haubrich’s writing style, and why we’re regular readers of his, by way of a birthday present. Apparently he likes to be remembered and praised on his birthday. I personally just prefer a slab of cake and a quiet evening at home with my beloved, possibly splitting a bottle of wine between us, but to each their own.

So I undertook to dig through Mike’s archives to find just one post that’s indicative of everything I like about the man’s writing ability. I didn’t even make it past the front page before I found one that hit all the high points, and I have no doubt that I could find dozens more in his older posts.

Mike is capable of taking disparate and esoteric concepts and tie them together such that you have no doubt as to his argument’s veracity. In the post I linked, he took the social contracts humans create, and how we as a species evolved as social animals, and extends it to explain exactly why we as humans are so prone to creating rules and regulations and systems of government and are so willing to rewrite these rules to be as amenable as possible to the needs of all its participants.

Government in this sense is also available to non-human animals, such as wolves, chimps, bonobos, lions, ants, gorillas, wasps, herring. It’s any form of social gathering that provides protection, or shared goals. It is not unique to humans, although we are rather unique in spending a fair bit of time thinking about how to best form and maintain social contracts. We are also unique in that we have a tendency to formalize our forms of government in writing, so that those who agree to the contract know the rules.

It is a form of distribution of labor, something that enables societies to grow, prosper and produce. Yes, there are great battles, bloodshed and civil wars fought over the wording and meaning of documents that lay foundation for government, and yes even after the documents have been agreed upon they are often subject to change. Good foundational documents contain procedural instructions for how these changes should take place.

He takes those things that everyone on both sides of an argument take for granted — the universality of social structure and the necessity of external support in extraordinary circumstances, and the role of or lack of role of government in such a situation, for instance — and he strips away the superfluous and asks the questions that lay bare the core of the problem itself.

So, when Senator Tom Coburn says that the “government is a solution to our problems is inaccurate” so shortly after saying “What’s missing here is neighbors. Helping people that need our help.”

(Closed circuit to government:)

Just exactly how is that done, and by whom, Senator? This woman will get some help, now, because you are going to use the power of your government office to make sure that it gets done. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt, although I am rightly cynical that you may be just saying that because you are a politician with a microphone and have been put on the spot.

He holds no cows sacred, and he’s willing to go after the other side’s core tenets, such as the “free market” principle:

Do you trust people to have power over your health decisions when you have no influence over their selection, as in a corporate insurance board whose goal is stockholder return? Is that the sort of government you prefer over one which you can help choose?

I love Mike’s writings because they are unabashed, they are raw, they are emotional, and they are vastly, by and large, absolutely correct. He has an insightful and keen mind, and an easy eloquence I hope to emulate.

Keep fighting the good fight, Mike Haubrich. You’re a credit to the side of reason, and I hope you fight on through many, many more birthdays to come.

Happy Birthday Mike Haubrich!

i can haz site bak now plz?

Hostpapa has been having some problems over the past several days due to power outages at their data centre stemming from lightning storms in the area. The site was apparently up last night (as evidenced by the seven new messages in my e-mail, five of which going into the moderation queue from Zdenny), but this morning, as I went to respond to sinned34 in the Linux WoW post, it all fell over again. I’m not pleased, to say the least.

I am, however, more than pleased that multiple folks inquired as to what was going on. I apologize for the inconvenience this has posed to those of you that had ongoing conversations or my site in your blogrolls causing slowdown in your own page loads. I suppose this is what I get for only springing for pretty well the cheapest hosting package ever.

Now, to post the stuff I wrote earlier today in Gedit. Yes, yes, I know, I’m addicted as hell. If there is further spottiness, have patience, my minions.

i can haz site bak now plz?

Further Readings on ‘Clash Of The Atheists’

Here we go, another attempt to round up the happenings and syndicate all the correspondences in this Epic Clash of Titans.

This one’s slightly older, but Sean Carroll at Cosmic Variance explains exactly how science and religion are actually incompatible, and this is an excellent starting point for understanding why pro-science folks are so adamant that any accomodation of religion necessarily erodes the very science an accommodationist claims they’re trying to boost.

Mike Haubrich chronicles the actual war between science and antiscience, and places on an atlas of the war effort where exactly this atheist schism lies. Definitely worth a read if you need to get your bearings on this blogo-epic.

Jerry Coyne links in a ton of backstory in this epic as well. This is an excellent starting point if you’re just catching up.

ERV also has a linking post up congratulating Sheril Kirshenbaum and Chris Mooney on successfully reinventing themselves. Hilarious sarcasm and snark aplenty here, and a good place to go after Coyne’s.

Skepacabra posts along much the same lines, focusing as I did on the quote-mining engaged in by Mooney as “representative” of the “New Atheists” cause.

Stephanie Zvan has some interesting analysis up at Quiche Moraine of a specific quote pulled from Mooney’s book that should get a lot more focus than anyone at The Intersection is allowing for:

Dawkins and some other scientists fail to grasp that in Hollywood, the story is paramount—that narrative, drama, and character development will trump mere factual accuracy every time, and by a very long shot.

She breaks this quote down into its constituent components and eviscerates it. Accuracy is paramount in science, and sacrificing accuracy on the altar of public popularity to bring the public more into the fold is a sin against the very science you’re trying to get people to adopt.

Dan J builds on the theme, and goes on to explain exactly why it is that we as humans demand internal consistency in our worldviews, using the examples given in video games and movies. If there is no consistency, the dissonance builds up until someone no longer feels the worldview “works”.

Oh, and Mooney actually “responds” to PZ’s review by claiming PZ is biased because he was directly attacked in the book as “part of the problem”, and therefore none of his criticism is worth responding to for real. Let’s not forget that the attacks on New Atheists comprise only two chapters of the book, and PZ actually talks a significant amount about other stuff in the book that’s worth attacking — including the quote Stephanie focused on earlier.

Too much reading for one day. I’m off to Windsor to watch SWIG play, and go yell at the furniture people for having my money for two months and still no sign of any furniture.

Further Readings on ‘Clash Of The Atheists’

Youtube comments enabled!

Bad news and good news. WordPress 2.8 is installed and working; bad news is it doesn’t include the youtube posting functionality we were hoping.

However. More good news. I’d been using the WordPress plugin Smart Youtube since way back when I did the mass-posting of George Carlin videos. However, I really haven’t been good about updating it. Evidently a newer version than the one I was using (and I’d have to look at the changelog to see which) allows for posting Youtube videos in comments as well as in the main body of the blog. Plus this new version allows for embedding playlists now — meaning my having posted 26 episodes of Thunderf00t’s “why people laugh at creationists” series separately was completely unnecessary.

However, it requires some special instructions. I’m putting spaces in these instructions to keep the plugin from triggering on it, just eliminate the space between the protocol identifier and the colon when testing it. I’ll be testing it below myself as an anonymous user.

To use the video in your posts, paste YouTube video URL with httpv :// (notice the ‘v’).

Important: The URL should just be copied into your post normally and the letter ‘v’ added, do not create a clickable link!

Example: httpv ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWfksMD4PAg

If you want to embed high quality video (for videos that have them) use httpvh :// instead (Video High).

If you want to embed HD Quality (DVD quality 720p) video use httpvhd :// instead (Video High Defintion).

To embed playlists use https:// (eg. httpvp ://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=528026B4F7B34094)

* httpv :// – regular video
* httpvh :// – high quality
* httpvhd :// – HD quality
* httpvp :// – playlist

Youtube comments enabled!

WordPress Autosave and inflated page stats

Something that’s been driving me nuts about WordPress since I installed it, is the Autosave functionality. I often leave draft posts open for long stretches of time in a tab in Firefox, and over time my page view stats (which are admittedly low) are just plain wrecked by the roughly five or six thousand times a month I’m apparently hitting my own page — doubling my pageview counts and making it seem as though I’m my own sole visitor. So, in a fit of pique, I followed these super-simple instructions to disable autosaving, knowing full well that I hit the “Save Draft” button obsessively so chances are I’ll never lose a post as a result of this action. If I ever do, I’ll back link to this so you can laugh at me.

In case you have WordPress, and want to implement this hack too, newer versions of these files have the autosave line at different line numbers. Just search for ‘autosave’ (with quotes) and comment out just the first line you find in each of the files enumerated in the instructions.

Once I get a full month of legitimate stats, I might even post them once in a while. Unless implementing this hack proves to me that I AM my only visitor, in which case you’ll never hear about it again.

WordPress Autosave and inflated page stats

Why do they try?

I’d been getting half a dozen new user registrations a day, from spammers hoping to automatically get a free-for-all blog page (some WordPress configurations allow for that), so I’ve hacked into the registration page two extra questions so their regular scripts won’t work without custom modification for my specific setup. Not like they’re going to, since I don’t allow you folks to automatically get blogs on this page anyway, and I’m the only one using my specific variable names and math setup. This is mostly just to break their scripts and keep from seeing all these user registration notifications every day.

Speaking of which, if it would spur readership, I’m willing to consider letting some of you write your own blog entries on here. What do you think?

Why do they try?