But I Don't Want to Wait

I mean, I can be an evil little thing while I’m traveling, but I’ll have to wait until I’m going to be home to receive the shirt.

Thanks to JT, his readers, and Jenn of Wholesale Fundraising Shirts, you don’t have to. Unlike me, you can click through right now to get your t-shirt or sweatshirt saying that if Jessica Ahlquist gets to have state legislators calling her an “evil little thing” for standing up for the Constitution, you want the same thing. If she’s evil, how can you not be?

Okay, so maybe you’re not sure you’re evil enough to wear the shirt. We can help with that. If you buy the shirt, all of the profits from the sale go toward Jessica’s college fund. Get yourself one of these, and you’ll be helping to educate an uppity heathen woman. How’s that for evil?

Go on. You know you want to. Won’t tell your mother.

What? I told you I was evil. Give me a little bit and I’ll have the shirt to prove it.

But I Don't Want to Wait

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