Smoup: (noun) A smoothie-like substance, too thick to be drunk, requiring a spoon to aid in consumption.
Also: what I am having for dinner. Slurp.
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Aoife is located in a small town in Ireland, and she won't let you forget it. She gets paid to teach, but will default to roller derby and social theory if given half a chance. She's quite likely (but not guaranteed) to be writing about: feminism, queerness, wheelyshoes, Ireland, what she cooked last week, or any combination of the above.
She will tell you how to pronounce her name, but only if you ask very nicely.