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Food goes IN your Mouth

At Mandesty, we’ve discussed immodest men and cats, dogs, birds and even clothes. But readers, I never thought I would ever have to discuss modesty and food.

Sir, wouldn’t you rather taste modesty?

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Immodesty isn’t Sweet!

Sir, sir. I think you misunderstood the term “Netflix and Chill”.

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I’m very confused.

 

Young man, I’m not even going to attempt to make sense of this. But I assure you, Bessie wasn’t milked so you could do whatever it is that you’re doing to those milk jugs.

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Got Immodesty?
Food goes IN your Mouth

Clothed Immodesty

Readers, many men think that by simply covering up, they’re engaging in Mandesty. Unfortunately, that is not the case. As we’ve discussed before Modesty is also about your attitude and how you carry yourself. But Modesty is also about WHAT you wear.

Sir, those pants are too tight! Please, think of your future children and let that area breath!

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What is going on with those sleeves?

 

Here we have the reverse problem. OK pants, but the shirt, sir. That V-neck isn’t modest. No one will look at your eyes.

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What is the point of suspenders?
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Why bother wearing clothes at all, young man?!

As we all know, mainstream media isn’t immune from immodesty.

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Captain America: Immodest Soldier

Oh Mr. Rogers…this isn’t the American way at all.

Clothed Immodesty

Warm Weather Modesty: Sports Edition

This post is thanks to Mandesty reader TB and a conversation she had with her girls’ soccer team. 
With warmer weather approaching, lots of athletes are out practicing with their balls.
That’s great! A healthy man is a happy man. A happy man will only attract happy women.

Girl from TB’s soccer team:

it’s unfair that we have to look at a boys team practicing

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Soccer is a great sport. Immodesty isn’t.

I know, I know. You’re hot and you want to cool off. That isn’t any excuse. Your nipples are private! You don’t see women walking around topless. So why should you?

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Professional Christian and part-time American football player, Tim Tebow

Tim, I’m surprised at you! As a God-fearing person I would expect you to show a bit more modesty! I would expect you, of all people, to think of the children!

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Roger Federer, professional slut

Look, Roger, Switzerland may be neutral on a lot of things but you can’t be neutral on this. It maybe be called the US Open but that doesn’t mean you should show off your body. Pick the winning side. Pick modesty!

Another girl from TB’s soccer team:

 

who wants to see naked boy boobs? Ew!

 

From the mouth of babes, indeed.

Warm Weather Modesty: Sports Edition

Beam Me Up, Modesty

 

This is the second post to feature men with “convenient” beams of light on their naughty links. Men, why must you do this? True beauty will  not shine through immodesty. I see you have interests such as reading and art. That’s good. Not enough men show interest in the arts and other intellectual pursuits. I know you’re capable of that and more. But no one will take you seriously if you’re taking nude photos.

Beam Me Up, Modesty

The Time for Modesty Is Now

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John Cena I know you think people can’t see you but unfortunately that is not the case.

At Mandesty, we’ve spoken to other celebrities about relying on their talents rather than their bodies. However, Mr. Cena has no other discernible talent other than pretending to beat other immodest men up.
I mean he’s acted some and rapped but I’ve taken his advice and not seen him.

I’m not writing this for his sake. I’m writing it for that poor goat. It’s no wonder goats scream.

The Time for Modesty Is Now

Modesty, Eh?

Modesty isn’t just about the way you dress. Modesty is also about your attitude and how you carry yourself.

So let’s talk about Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

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Back when Trudeau became PM, I saw my Facebook feed explode with how good-looking this guy is. Politicians should be serious people, not inspire unclean thoughts in millions of women.

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Is this dignified behavior?

Back in 2011, Justin Trudeau performed a striptease for charity. So, he took his clothes off for money. Do you know what we call that?

Trudeau used to be a boxer. 

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Why is he still in office? Look at how he’s showing off!

Look here at how hard he tries to show he is more than just a pretty face. It must be tough to have people be surprised that a handsome man is also intelligent. He should have thought of that before playing up to the cameras.

Yes, we have talked about smiling. A smile is the best thing a man can wear, second only to modest dress. But, just like certain clothing can make a man look like a slut, so too can too much smiling.

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Anybody who smiles this much is in dealings with Satan.
Modesty, Eh?