Combating Immodesty until I’m Horse

When I think of horses, I think of Mr. Ed, Seabiscuit and Secretariat. But now, thanks to immodest men, I’ll have this image seared into my memory forever.

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Triple Frown Winner

Is this what would make the above mentioned horses proud?  A Gallop poll says:

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This type of nakedness is best left for the bridle suite! As upsetting as this is, I will continue fighting the immodesty; the paso double entendres. I will be the person who says, “Hay, this is a barn shame”. I will be homesteadfast in my commitment to save young boy souls.

I wish these men would stop horsing around.

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A thoroughbred and his horse
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This isn’t what they mean by horse power.
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Horse: Please stop this shameful display

 

 

 

 

Combating Immodesty until I’m Horse
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Snakes on a What?

Readers, I admit I used to have a fear of snakes and other reptiles. I’ve gotten over this fear somewhat thanks to Snek memes. Anyway, as always I was trying to enjoy my evening when I saw this on my feed.

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Not what I had in mind when I think “trouser snake”

 

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Actual footage of my seeing the above photo

We’ve talked about immodesty and animals before. So I’m not too surprised by this. However, I wish men would stop exposing animals to the sins of immodesty.

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This should go without saying
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Modesty Motherflower: Do you have it?

 

Snakes on a What?

Dating Immodesty

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A Mandesty reader sent this in and I realized that dating sites are a great place to find men who need to learn of Modesty for Men.

This fellow above is a perfect example of the type of man I mean. These men post seductive pictures and then complain women don’t respect them and only want sex. Men, how do you expect to find a woman “with substance” if you’re displaying yourself like a piece of antelope ass? How do you expect hungry lions women to handle that kind of pressure?

Honestly, I blame the fathers. They’re out there modeling this behavior so their sons think it’s perfectly normal.

It’s a damn shame.

Dating Immodesty

Modesty is sweeter

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The young man thinks he’s clever trying to distract us with Nutella. You can’t hide your shame with sweets!  I worry young girls might be sexually confused if they associate half-naked men with Nutella if they see this picture at a vulnerable stage in their lives. Think of the children!

A Mandesty reader writes: “Scandalous behavior in such a public place! Oh what a world we live in, where young men flaunt their bodies so shamelessly in the middle of the grocery! Regular values have gone out the window! What kind of future wife are you attracting with that behavior? I blame the parents. I blame society.”

When I think of Nutella I think of a delicious spread that is better than sex…Oh dear, it’s gotten me too! See, no one is immune! Cover up! I must go now and throw out the 57 jars I have in my cupboard.

Modesty is sweeter

Self respect is the perfect gift

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Oh boy today’s immoral man is a doozy.
Let’s break it down
Selfie/mirror picture: Men now a days are so narcissistic. Constantly taking pictures of themselves. They’re also so lacking in self-esteem that they post the pictures to get attention. The narcissism rears its head again when the young man flexes his muscles.

Notice the devil pillow (what is it with pillows?!). This young man is being manipulated by the devil himself. And the devil is brazen as to let himself be known. This is what we’re fighting, fellow mandesty crusaders!

I do hope this young man got some self-respect for his birthday. I see by the airport tag on that suitcase on the left hand side of the photo that this man travels. So, I hope he now passes on the virtues of self-respect to other boys and men.

Self respect is the perfect gift

Modesty: Then and Now

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See this? What message are you sending to kids? Think of your grandchildren over there in 2066 and how they’ll feel knowing that granddad was a slut.

I can look at pictures of my grandpa and know he was a self respecting man who kept his privates private. The man was such a paragon of virtue he showered with his clothes on so he wouldn’t offend Jesus with his junk.

Also, shave! You don’t see black and white grandad looking like a bear grylls reject.

Modesty: Then and Now