All In for Immodesty

Ricky Martin, notorious shaker of bon bons, debuted his new show in Las Vegas this past Wednesday.
As a staunch defender of Mandesty I keep a close eye on his social media presence. This was posted a few days ago on his Facebook page.

I am glad he’s getting used to scorching heat. His residency titled All In will run from April until September.

This immodest behavior isn’t new though. He has been featured on this blog before and, well…just see for yourself.

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It’s nicknamed Sin City for a reason.
All In for Immodesty
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They’re Red Hot and Immodest

Mandesty is a year old and we haven’t addressed one of the biggest threats to modesty in the last 30 years. 

Chad, Anthony, Flea and John

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, you know those those guys who are allergic to shirts and think the United States is only California. 

I remember the first time I encountered the funky monks of immodesty. It was the early 90’s and MTV still played music. 

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RHCP have had a few line up changes over the years but one thing reminds a constant; immodesty.

 

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These days Will Chad is keeping his shirt on. Josh is a sweet modest cinnamon roll and hopefully he’ll be a wholesome influence on Flea and Anthony.

 

They’re Red Hot and Immodest

Immodesty is a Thor(n) in my Side

Look guy, I don’t know how things work in Australia but this is America and we have morals here.

Video via Hemsworth’s instagram

 

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Shame, shame, shame

 

 

 

Immodesty is a Thor(n) in my Side

Vintage Immodesty: Naked Gunner

 

This young man displayed such heroism that Mandesty is willing to forgive his Classic Immodesty. From Rare Historical Photos:

This young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission has just jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot who was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul. Since Japanese coastal defense guns were firing at the plane while it was in the water during take-off, this brave young man, after rescuing the pilot, manned his position as machine gunner without taking time to put on his clothes. A hero photographed right after he’d completed his heroic act. Naked.

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I bet you didn’t notice the enemy in this photo. Image taken by Horace Bristol, 1944
Vintage Immodesty: Naked Gunner

Domestic Immodesty

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“Hey, hon. Just risking your mortal soul while I risk grease burns. See how much I love you?”

Immodesty is dangerous to your soul but cooking topless is dangerous to your health. I guess it’s just as well. I suppose you should get used to burning flesh anyway. You’ll get a lot of that in Hell, mister.

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Seriously, men. This is extremely unpractical.
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Are all your clothes in the laundry, young man?

Men, I appreciate your effort into housework, but it is not enough. Put some clothes on and go make me a sandwich.

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Perfect example of the Modest Domestic Man: Flipping your breakfast but never your soul
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Domestic Immodesty

Mandesty: Oscars’ Edition

Oscar winner, history maker and star of Moonlight, Mahershala Ali is now starring in a campaign for Immodesty facilitator, Calvin Klein. This Klein person has been named on this blog several times. I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Klein got into this underwear business for the sole purpose of corrupting souls.

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Mahershala Ali for Calvin Klein

Joining Ali is fellow Moonlight co-star Trevante Rhodes

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Trevante Rhodes for Calvin Klein. I suppose I should caption this but I have lost my train of thought

 

Is it any wonder that this has happened though? After all, the Oscar itself is egregiously immodest.

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You don’t see the Emmy statue naked, do you Oscar? 

 

 

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You know what though? These two look great together. 

 

Mandesty: Oscars’ Edition