Listen cowboy, ya ain’t gonna bring that sinfulness to this town. This is a quiet town. We don’t want no trouble.
This Town ain’t Big Enough for Immodesty
Modesty
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Beliebe in Modesty
Oh boy. Where to begin? The immodesty and tattoos are bad enough, but the housekeeping…
Young man, didn’t your father teach you to pick up after yourself? I guess not, because then he also should have told you to keep your testicular self exam to yourself.
Justin, I would like to ask you a favor (actually two), one please stop rapping, and two Beliebe in your talent and don’t depend on your body.
The Internet is no longer Safe!
Fellow blogger and Mandesty reader Angie sent me this message:
I Googled “hot man” to find an image for my blog post. 99% of the results are begging for Mandesty treatment
Readers, we’ve reached a point in our society when we can no longer safely search innocent terms like “hot man”. We get things like this:
Instead of things like this:
Thankfully, Angie is strong and was able to alert me to this indecency. Many other women aren’t as morally upright and would have been lost down the rabbit hole of male immodesty.
I fear it will soon be unsafe for me to Google “hot buns”. What will be next, Interwebs?
Not Pretty in Pink
Well this is a weird twist to an immodesty “classic“.
I’m not even sure what to say, readers. But you can see to what lows men have sunken to for attention. Sad.
Dial M for Modesty
Young man, you seem to be having a very serious conversation. I hope your father is giving you a stern talking to about immodest behavior.
