So the following are some pictures from a charity calendar of Australian firemen. I hope the charity is to get these men some shirts.
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Doggone it, Immodesty
Yes there is much negativity in the world but your naked nipples don’t make me feel better. In fact, I feel worse. The photo above doesn’t tell me where I can get a puppy! Why tempt me like that?
We’ve talked about this before. Why do men post these types of photos with pets? Well, for one thing they hope the cute animals will distract us from their sinning pectorals.
If I am being honest, this type of behavior doesn’t surprise me. Firefighters are known sluts. Just look at what typing “firefighter calendar” will yield in Image Search. Look at all the subcategories as well!
Thankfully reader NG has edited the photo so we can enjoy the puppies and not risk our mortal souls.
Ok, I hope to never have to see the words “slut” and “puppy” that close ever again.
That Doggy in the Window
Over the last week, I’ve been taking my girls Tsuki, my 11 year old Schnoodle, and CJ, my 8 month of Chihuahua to the dog park on a daily basis. They love it, they get great exercise, and CJ gets to work on being well socialized with other dogs. Today’s trip was planned to coincide around a tutoring appointment Alyssa had. I would drive her to her appointment, go pick up a free drink from Starbucks, hang out for a bit, before picking her back up again and heading to the park.
Everything was going as planned until Crohn’s once again got in the way. I had to go to the bathroom, but had both my dogs in the car. Stuck and desperate, I blasted the air conditioning until I parked, then wrote out a quick note for any worried passersby: “Bathroom Emergency. Dogs have fan. Back in < 2 min”. I cracked the two front windows about an inch, enough to let some air flow, but not enough to let my small dogs escape into traffic. In addition, I left the doors unlocked, just in case.
I ran for the bathroom and did my business. From where I was, I could hear it when Tsuki, and then CJ started barking loudly. I finished up as quick as I could, all told about a minute, maybe a minute and a half. As soon as I got out of the bathroom I was accosted by an older woman, who asks me if those are my dogs.
I could already sense that this was about to be trouble, but I answered yes.
Barking up the wrong tree
So, you can put a shirt on your dog but not on yourself?
Dog is man’s best friend. Is this what a best friend deserves?! Not all dogs go to heaven and that’s because of immodest pet parents.
Again, if you can clothe your dogs, you can clothe yourself! Look at that Boxer. Does he seem happy? Look at the pup with the bow tie! Bow ties are cool but immodesty isn’t and it makes him sad.