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Nuts to Immodesty

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Not sexy

 

I think I’m starting to understand why some people call it “nut-ella”. Readers, this isn’t the first time this tasty spread has been featured here. Why are men ruining such a classic treat with their smuttiness?

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Actual sexy

For the record, it’s Noo-tella and I won’t accept any other pronunciation especially from immodest fellows.

Nuts to Immodesty

More Cat Immodesty

Two loyal Mandesty readers alerted me to this video on Facebook. I must admit I was very hot and bothered.

I mean, just look at that adorable face! Those whiskers! That little orange face.

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Immodesty is very hard work, apparently

Readers, this isn’t the first time that immodest men and their cats have been featured on this blog. When will we say enough is enough? The purr-fect time is meow.

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A friend of a reader has bravely offered to keep this young man in her bedroom so he won’t lead others into sin and temptation. She is a crusader for Mandesty!

More Cat Immodesty

Dating Immodesty

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A Mandesty reader sent this in and I realized that dating sites are a great place to find men who need to learn of Modesty for Men.

This fellow above is a perfect example of the type of man I mean. These men post seductive pictures and then complain women don’t respect them and only want sex. Men, how do you expect to find a woman “with substance” if you’re displaying yourself like a piece of antelope ass? How do you expect hungry lions women to handle that kind of pressure?

Honestly, I blame the fathers. They’re out there modeling this behavior so their sons think it’s perfectly normal.

It’s a damn shame.

Dating Immodesty

Modesty Style Alert!

Men, I know that after reading my post about Summer immodesty, you were left wondering how you can enjoy the warm weather the way Jesus intended. Thanks to a loyal Mandesty reader, I have an answer for you!  Yes, for just $29.99 (US) you can have fun in the sun and safeguard your soul!

 

 

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Look at how happy this young man is! 

 

I know you may ask: “But what about wetsuits?” Unfortunately wetsuits are not modest. They cling to the body and while some styles cover the extremities, there are others which don’t.

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Wetsuits aren’t a modest option!

Wetsuit? More like slutsuit!

Modesty Style Alert!

Media and Immodesty

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Ignoring the smuttiness of this photo, he has his laptop AND he’s using his phone for a “selfie”. These young men are so obsessed with social media they don’t interact with the outside world. Because they’re so starved for attention they post these types of photos.

Young men, your fathers failed you. But I am here, and I want you to know that you’re all beautiful and you don’t need to show your body.

It also seems that not only do we have to worry about Calvin Klein, but we also have this Armani fellow to consider. I do so hope Armani isn’t well known.

Media and Immodesty

Tans and Deceit

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Look at this young man’s dead eyes. If only to distract you from his unibrow.

Readers we haven’t talked about it before but this photo reminds me: Men attempt to deceive women by using spray tans. This is why women have trust issues. They believe their man is naturally tanned when in reality he’s nothing but a toasted marshmallow. This is why you take them swimming on the first date.

 

Tans and Deceit

Pillows and the Devil

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Folks I am beginning to suspect that emoji pillows are in cahoots with the devil.

Men, we have talked about this. Pillows are NOT for that head.

I worry for today’s generation of men. They see and think it’s perfectly acceptable to do rub pillows on their private parts. How do you sleep at night? I bet not very well since you’ve worn out your pillows.

Pillows and the Devil

ABC’s of Immodesty

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A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
A B C
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy

Did you enjoy that? Well, you shouldn’t have. Now you’re one step closer to hell. Don’t look over you shoulder honey, because I’ll not be there.

ABC’s of Immodesty

Beliebe in Modesty

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Oh boy. Where to begin? The immodesty and tattoos are bad enough, but the housekeeping…

Young man, didn’t your father teach you to pick up after yourself? I guess not, because then he also should have told you to keep your testicular self exam to yourself.

Justin, I would like to ask you a favor (actually two), one please stop rapping, and two Beliebe in your talent and don’t depend on your body.

Beliebe in Modesty