Gardening is a fine hobby. But must you do it topless?
Gardening is a fine hobby. But must you do it topless?
When I think of horses, I think of Mr. Ed, Seabiscuit and Secretariat. But now, thanks to immodest men, I’ll have this image seared into my memory forever.
Is this what would make the above mentioned horses proud? A Gallop poll says:
This type of nakedness is best left for the bridle suite! As upsetting as this is, I will continue fighting the immodesty; the paso double entendres. I will be the person who says, “Hay, this is a barn shame”. I will be homesteadfast in my commitment to save young boy souls.
I wish these men would stop horsing around.
Readers, I admit I used to have a fear of snakes and other reptiles. I’ve gotten over this fear somewhat thanks to Snek memes. Anyway, as always I was trying to enjoy my evening when I saw this on my feed.
We’ve talked about immodesty and animals before. So I’m not too surprised by this. However, I wish men would stop exposing animals to the sins of immodesty.
Well Readers, today’s entry is a confusing one. I came across this on Facebook and I was ready to write a post about the immodest display by Evgeni Plushenko. But can it really be called immodesty if the man isn’t really naked? Yes. Yes it can. We’ve discussed this before.
So I leave this here for you to draw up your own conclusions:
The music is certainly immodest. Which is not unusual because it’s sung by pussy cat interrogator Tom Jones.
Readers, preaching the Good Word of Mandesty is rewarding but it is hard work. So I like to unwind after a long day of saving young boy souls by watching some God-fearing programming.
I decided I would check out a new show called The Santa Clarita Diet. I figure it must be about good eating habits. Anyway, as I settled in a for a relaxing evening, I’m greeted by this:
I will admit I’m not very familiar with this Michael Bolton. I think he sings and used to have a bad hair cut. Frankly, after this, I’m not sure I care to know about him.
A loyal Mandesty reader says this may be how Michael tells us he is a Never Nude. It would explain the dead eyes.
So I’m here now, writing this because immodest men never take a break. Needless to say, my relaxed evening didn’t happen.
El lector AH me ha alertado sobre un sitio web que muestra “hombres calientes”. Imagina mi decepción al no encontrar imágenes de hombres en llamas sino piel desnuda.
Una de esas imágenes fue esta:
Este joven en particular es de Costa Rica, el lector AH está preocupado por los jóvenes del país de su madre. ¿Qué tipo de mensaje envían estos tipos de imágenes a los niños?
¿No hay alguien que por favor piense en los niños? Y por favor dile a este joven que su atención debe estar en lo que esté asando a la parrilla.
English language translation here
Another day, another fake geek boy
Young men you all seem to be deep in thought. I hope you’re all thinking long and hard about your immodest behavior.
Listen cowboy, ya ain’t gonna bring that sinfulness to this town. This is a quiet town. We don’t want no trouble.
Yes there is much negativity in the world but your naked nipples don’t make me feel better. In fact, I feel worse. The photo above doesn’t tell me where I can get a puppy! Why tempt me like that?
We’ve talked about this before. Why do men post these types of photos with pets? Well, for one thing they hope the cute animals will distract us from their sinning pectorals.
If I am being honest, this type of behavior doesn’t surprise me. Firefighters are known sluts. Just look at what typing “firefighter calendar” will yield in Image Search. Look at all the subcategories as well!
Thankfully reader NG has edited the photo so we can enjoy the puppies and not risk our mortal souls.
Ok, I hope to never have to see the words “slut” and “puppy” that close ever again.