Combating Immodesty until I’m Horse

When I think of horses, I think of Mr. Ed, Seabiscuit and Secretariat. But now, thanks to immodest men, I’ll have this image seared into my memory forever.

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Triple Frown Winner

Is this what would make the above mentioned horses proud?  A Gallop poll says:

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This type of nakedness is best left for the bridle suite! As upsetting as this is, I will continue fighting the immodesty; the paso double entendres. I will be the person who says, “Hay, this is a barn shame”. I will be homesteadfast in my commitment to save young boy souls.

I wish these men would stop horsing around.

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A thoroughbred and his horse
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This isn’t what they mean by horse power.
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Horse: Please stop this shameful display

 

 

 

 

Combating Immodesty until I’m Horse
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Snakes on a What?

Readers, I admit I used to have a fear of snakes and other reptiles. I’ve gotten over this fear somewhat thanks to Snek memes. Anyway, as always I was trying to enjoy my evening when I saw this on my feed.

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Not what I had in mind when I think “trouser snake”

 

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Actual footage of my seeing the above photo

We’ve talked about immodesty and animals before. So I’m not too surprised by this. However, I wish men would stop exposing animals to the sins of immodesty.

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This should go without saying
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Modesty Motherflower: Do you have it?

 

Snakes on a What?

A Mandesty Conundrum ON ICE!

Well Readers, today’s entry is a confusing one. I came across this on Facebook and I was ready to write a post about the immodest display by Evgeni Plushenko. But can it really be called immodesty if the man isn’t really naked? Yes. Yes it can. We’ve discussed this before.

So I leave this here for you to draw up your own conclusions:

The music is certainly immodest. Which is not unusual because it’s sung by  pussy cat interrogator Tom Jones.

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The only dance I wanted associated with Tom’s music

 

A Mandesty Conundrum ON ICE!

When a Man Loves Immodesty

Readers, preaching the Good Word of Mandesty is rewarding but it is hard work. So I like to unwind after a long day of saving young boy souls by watching some God-fearing programming.

I decided I would check out a new show called The Santa Clarita Diet. I figure it must be about good eating habits. Anyway, as I settled in a for a relaxing evening, I’m greeted by this:

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I don’t know which is more offensive: the immodesty or the bad photoshop

I will admit I’m not very familiar with this Michael Bolton. I think he sings and used to have a bad hair cut. Frankly, after this, I’m not sure I care to know about him.

A loyal Mandesty reader says this may be how Michael tells us he is a Never Nude.  It would explain the dead eyes.

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I wish they did more than that, Tobias

 

So I’m here now, writing this because immodest men never take a break. Needless to say, my relaxed evening didn’t happen.

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I hope you’re proud of yourself, Michael B

 

 

 

 

When a Man Loves Immodesty

Engañandome a la inmodestia

El lector AH me ha alertado sobre un sitio web que muestra “hombres calientes”. Imagina mi decepción al no encontrar imágenes de hombres en llamas sino piel desnuda.

Una de esas imágenes fue esta:

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Si este joven no tiene cuidado, hará que el término “hombre caliente” signifique otra cosa

Este joven en particular es de Costa Rica, el lector AH está preocupado por los jóvenes del país de su madre. ¿Qué tipo de mensaje envían estos tipos de imágenes a los niños?

¿No hay alguien que por favor piense en los niños? Y por favor dile a este joven que su atención debe estar en lo que esté asando a la parrilla.

English language translation here

Engañandome a la inmodestia

Doggone it, Immodesty

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Yes there is much negativity in the world but your naked nipples don’t make me feel better. In fact, I feel worse. The photo above doesn’t tell me where I can get a puppy! Why tempt me like that?
We’ve talked about this before. Why do men post these types of photos with pets? Well, for one thing they hope the cute animals will distract us from their sinning pectorals.

If I am being honest, this type of behavior doesn’t surprise me. Firefighters are known sluts. Just look at what typing “firefighter calendar” will yield in Image Search. Look at all the subcategories as well!

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Why would you even want a calendar like that? To countdown your departure to hell, I guess?

 

Thankfully reader NG has edited the photo so we can enjoy the puppies and not risk our mortal souls.

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Floating puppies: better than slutty puppies

Ok, I hope to never have to see the words “slut” and “puppy” that close ever again.

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Hell isn’t a cake walk!
Doggone it, Immodesty