Buy Us Things!

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As you all know, Alyssa and Ania Splain You A Thing has a Patreon page, where our readers can make per-post contributions to Alyssa and Ania’s well-being and take the edge off of our seesaw of poverty, not to mention encourage us to make this blog even better.

For people who want to make a more concrete contribution to Alyssa and/or Ania, this page provides links to our Amazon wish lists, so that you, our readers, can give us the occasional delight of an unexpected package containing a sought-after treasure.

Ania’s wish list for added equipment or ingredients for her cookbook project. 

Ania’s wish list for food projects, lots of which will become Toking Crohnie’s Twisted Ladle content

Ania’s wish list for video-cast equipment and marijuana paraphernalia to enable her to make more and better Medical Marijuana 101 videos

Ania’s wish list for books to help her with her fantasy writing and also for pleasure

Alyssa’s wish list for board games, stuffed toys, and similar items

Alyssa’s wish list for books, posters, and aquarium equipment

Alyssa’s wish list for candy and tea

Alyssa’s wish list for clothes, which are a big deal for a newly minted lady (NOTE: Where possible, items are shown at the appropriate size, but a trans woman’s measurements are often in flux.  Ask Alyssa or Ania before buying.)

Items sold through Amazon can be sent to us as gifts through Amazon easily.  Items from other sites added to these wish lists are trickier.  Send us a message about those first so we can send you relevant details, or make a donation and mention what you’d like it to be for 🙂

11 thoughts on “Buy Us Things!

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    Hi Ania.
    My name is Melissa. I am fairly poor and I loved your post about the Golden Dragon. You have some books in your wish list that honor that. I did discover that Amazon has all 4 books in one for Kindle. Enchanted Forest Chronicles that is. I also am big into books and because of your wish list I bought the first one. I wish I had known about the 4 before I bought the first one. Oh well… Let me know if the books are a good idea.
    Let me know

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    Hey Alyssa
    Sorry if I wasn’t clear. I read her post about the golden Dragon, which I thoroughly enjoyed. I went to your wish lists on Amazon and their I found that Ania wanted the Enchanted Forest Chronicles. They are listed individually. Dealing With Dragons etc. Amazon also has them for the Kindle all 4 books in one purchase. I would like to get them for her. They are really good! I bought myself the first one and read the whole thing last night. Stayed up to finish what I started. Something fun related to her hallucination. Payment for making me laugh. I wanted to make sure the complete set was good to get or if she wants them individually. The reason I said I am poor is because I am struggling financially so unfortunately I can’t get much and I think the Enchanted Forest Chronicles would be something fun.

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      Oh wow, that is incredibly sweet thank you! If Kindle is offering a deal and you are comfortable spending that much then a set like that is perfectly fine. Thank you! I am so glad to hear my story made you laugh. That’s the reaction I was hoping for. 🙂

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    Hi Ania,
    I need an email address to be able to send you Kindle (or whatever you use), books. Amazon said if for whatever reason you can’t get the books they will send you a gift card. They send you an e-mail notice letting you know you have a gift and then you enter a code to get the goods.

    In your blog, I also laughed when you were spinning and saying “wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
    One of my room mates has a really bad cough right now, but alas and alack I have no magic potion to give her….and if I did I’d probably take it myself. 🙂

    I hope you and Alyssa are doing well! I hope you enjoy your books!

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    Hi Melissa,

    My email is dearania (at) gmail dot com. Thank you so much for this, I am really excited.

    Coughs are horrible! My sister’s nanny from when she was younger once made me drink some hot milk with garlic to try and get rid of one. It worked, but I can’t say for sure that it wasn’t because I was too scared to cough in case she made me drink it again. That said, hot tea with lemon helps make it less horrible at least. Good luck!

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    One of my friends once told me that an entire bulb of garlic mixed with orange juice would cure you of any that “ailed ya” I thought that sounded gross I can’t even imagine milk and garlic. I know warm milk and mustard is supposed to make you vomit which I discovered when I was teaching preschool and four kids ate mushrooms and I tried milk and mustard and ended up at the pharmacy for upscale. Not my best day at work. 🙂

    Let me know how you like the books. I really hope you enjoy them!

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