Adam, Adam, Adam.

We’ve talked about this!

But seems you didn’t listen. And now in the year of our Lorde 2019, I still can’t flip through the channels without being assaulted by naked man flesh. Assaulted, yes. My spiritual health plummets when I see such sinful behavior.

And then top it all off, it seems you didn’t read our Style Guide.

What the heck are you wearing, son?

I hereby formally demand an apology and for you to pay a fine. You have a moral responsibility to your fans and to the children which may have seen such a disgisting display of sexist racism.

If you think you shouldn’t I wonder white that is?