Halftime Slut

Adam, Adam, Adam.

We’ve talked about this!

Looking like my 6th grade textbook with all those doodles on ya.

But seems you didn’t listen. And now in the year of our Lorde 2019, I still can’t flip through the channels without being assaulted by naked man flesh. Assaulted, yes. My spiritual health plummets when I see such sinful behavior.

And then top it all off, it seems you didn’t read our Style Guide.

What the heck are you wearing, son?

I hereby formally demand an apology and for you to pay a fine. You have a moral responsibility to your fans and to the children which may have seen such a disgisting display of sexist racism.

If you think you shouldn’t I wonder white that is?

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Halftime Slut
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