In case you didn’t know, Ricky Martin has an old Christmas song where the premise is he forgot it was Christmas and he doesn’t have a gift for his girlfriend.
Pretty innocent so far, right? Wrong!
This notorious shaker of bon bons has been featured on this blog twice before.

So what exactly is the problem?

Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas and I don’t know what to do
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas and I don’t have a gift for you
I can give you ay, ay, ay, all you need is ay, ay, ay
Un poquito ay, ay, ay, on this Christmas night, yeah

See it now?

So, in conclusion Ricky Martin sang about dick in a box before Justin had even left *NSYNC.

May your holiday be as filled with happiness as Ricky’s videos are filled with hip swiveling.