When a Man Loves Immodesty

Readers, preaching the Good Word of Mandesty is rewarding but it is hard work. So I like to unwind after a long day of saving young boy souls by watching some God-fearing programming.

I decided I would check out a new show called The Santa Clarita Diet. I figure it must be about good eating habits. Anyway, as I settled in a for a relaxing evening, I’m greeted by this:

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I don’t know which is more offensive: the immodesty or the bad photoshop

I will admit I’m not very familiar with this Michael Bolton. I think he sings and used to have a bad hair cut. Frankly, after this, I’m not sure I care to know about him.

A loyal Mandesty reader says this may be how Michael tells us he is a Never Nude.  It would explain the dead eyes.

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I wish they did more than that, Tobias

 

So I’m here now, writing this because immodest men never take a break. Needless to say, my relaxed evening didn’t happen.

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I hope you’re proud of yourself, Michael B

 

 

 

 

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4 thoughts on “When a Man Loves Immodesty

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      It is fortunate that we have you to tell us when something is a comedy. I’m so glad you’re so on point at finding satire, because otherwise, we might be confused.

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