Ignoring the smuttiness of this photo, he has his laptop AND he’s using his phone for a “selfie”. These young men are so obsessed with social media they don’t interact with the outside world. Because they’re so starved for attention they post these types of photos.

Young men, your fathers failed you. But I am here, and I want you to know that you’re all beautiful and you don’t need to show your body.

It also seems that not only do we have to worry about Calvin Klein, but we also have this Armani fellow to consider. I do so hope Armani isn’t well known.