Oh boy. Where to begin? The immodesty and tattoos are bad enough, but the housekeeping…

Young man, didn’t your father teach you to pick up after yourself? I guess not, because then he also should have told you to keep your testicular self exam to yourself.

Justin, I would like to ask you a favor (actually two), one please stop rapping, and two Beliebe in your talent and don’t depend on your body.