Below the fold…
PLEASE JUST LET ME DISROBE IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER SO SHE CAN COMPARE MY TUMESCENT MANHOOD TO YOUR FATHER’S. THUS WILL I SEDUCE YOU.
EVEN THE MOST TERRIBLE OF WOMEN KOWTOWS IN AWE BEFORE THE CYCLOPEAN MAJESTY OF MY FATHER-HUMBLING GENITALIA.
THE SPLENDOR OF MY PENIS IS SUCH THAT I HAVE NO FACE, I DRAW EYES ON MY GLANS THAT IT MAY WALK AMONG YOUR FATHERS AND BRING SHAME TO THEIR INFERIOR STATURE. THIS I DO TO BRING GLORY TO YOU. PLEASE I REQUEST OF YOU THE WETTY SEX.