Slut Lists and Likes

Anyone get the feeling that anything a lady type person does that might be a little fun seems to be twisted into a sign of sluttiness?

The flower crown from Snapchat is apparently how you can tell if a lady type person  is a slut.

Wearing appropriate clothing for the weather? Slut.

Posing for a camera like you’re proud of your body? Slut. (even by men who see no problem flexing shirtless for the camera themselves)

And if you can’t keep up with what behaviors make a slut, there are people who are more than happy to cough up lists like this one to let you know what to look out for:

Slutlist

When I first saw the list, I giggled, like one of those long “If you’ve done this, you’re going to hell” signs you tend to see at gay pride festivals and shit, held by sweaty haters of anything fun.  Oh, time to see how much of a ‘slut’ I am.

Then I hit number four and wanted to launch the list, whoever put it together, whoever takes it seriously, and Bill Cosby into the sun.  Why Bill? Because I needed something to pack the sun cannon with.

Barring that racist piece of trash number four, let’s see…

Piercings other than my ear, check
I drink
I’m black
Is 19 too young?
“Creeps” can be attractive, so maybe fuck off?
Halloween is my favorite time of the year, for reasons other than wearing very little (nothing wrong with that)
I used to private model, which is a nice way of saying “I strip, you jack off, don’t touch me, now pay me”
I have male friends, and play video games. Why is that a typically ‘male’ activity?
I’m bitter about everything.
At 25, I had a handy chart, thank you very much
Lots of profanity makes someone a slut? Fuck this noise.
Oh noes, a woman who decides how far sexually she’ll go, and it varies from person to person? How very dare.
I love my selfies.
Translation: She has a lot of male friends for you to be jealous about because obvs. she’s fucking them all (what are you, my stepmother?).

Wow, 13 out of 20.  I’m a mega slut.  Try it yourself! It’s fun!

Seriously though, jaythenerdkid on Twitter did a pretty amazing series of Tweets about how pathetic it is that there are people who put these list together. How sad it is to be this concerned about another person’s sex life that you take the time to write up little rules steeped in your own misogynistic, racist (fuck you, number four), sex-shamey issues and put them out there for the world to see.

How sad that a woman’s sexual agency is so offensive to some. Offsensive? No, that’s the wrong term.

How sad that a woman’s sexual agency is so terrifying. I read these lists and I see fear. Fear of a woman having more experience, being less willing to put up with shit, living her life the way she wants. If that’s the sort of thing that makes you sad and pissy in your pants, please, for the love of cheese, stop. fucking. women.

Stop. Fucking. Anyone. It’s solve the problem two-fold: No having to pour through a woman’s life to pick out the sluts, and the rest of us won’t have to deal with your pathetic ass.

(…unless you become a MGTOW. Then given how you never shut up, we’ll never be rid of you)

 

 

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11 thoughts on “Slut Lists and Likes

  1. 1

    I like the projection he has in #6. “Creep” is a hateful term but “slut” isn’t. That alone tells me that whoever made that list got a lot of rejection and can’t grasp the possibility that may be his fault.

    1. rq
      2.2

      Yeah, that was a shocker, right at the top of the list. Or anywhere on the list. Or even in someone’s mind like that. :/

  2. 3

    #17, because if a woman has sex with any man, she has to have sex with all of them. Remember ladies, unless this guy can put you into category: “frigid cocktease” (aka virgin), you’re a slut.

  3. rq
    4

    I have a feeling that the causes behind women acting like #6 and #11 are quite similar, and anyone who has issues with #16 is just an asshole.
    In this case, a racist fucking asshole, because #4. Holy shit.
    As for #20, well, guess what! I use different men for different things, too! I call the repairman when the washing machine is broken. I do professional-like things with my colleagues. I *gasp* sing with the men in my choir (and not my Husband, can you even imagine!). I use Husband for childcare, house-cleaning, and several other purposes that don’t need to be listed here. Wow, I’m such a slut! (There’s other things on that list that apply to me as well, so I’m a slut several times over, too. High five!)

  4. 5

    1. YES
    2. YES
    3. YES
    4. NO. You got me there Niki! THAT IS ONE SLUT POINT I WILL NEVER, EVER HAVE. *sniffs*
    5. YES
    6. NO, but she is quick to describe hateful creeps as men she doesn’t find attractive.
    7. YES
    8. NO
    9. YES
    10. YES
    11. YES, tho not enough to stop me from truly and deeply loving (certain) men
    12. NO
    13. YES (at 24)
    14. YES (at 29)
    15. YES, NO + SOMETIMES
    16. FUCK YEAH
    17. NO, I fuck who I want, when I want (provided he consents). That’s a constant morality, not a changing one.
    18. YES (at 35)
    19. NO I don’t “constantly” do anything but breathe.
    20. YES I have friends who are men and I am totally USING THEM!!! Bwhahaha!!! For…friendship! Why, just today my d00d friend picked up my lunch tab. I got his last time, and I’ll prob. pick his up next time. HOW SLUTTY.

    Hey, I got 13 too! That’s pretty (un)respectable, but not nearly as slutty as I was hoping. 🙁

    How high a score do you think we need to be *absolutely sure* we repel d00ds like the list writer?

  5. 6

    When I was at UGA I got asked to a frat party dance by a friend of a friend I’d known for all of half an hour. Not long after I said I could probably go with him, a tipsy girl turned around accidentally and more or less stubbed out her cigarette on my fucking arm. I was surprised to find my flesh bubbling & sizzling, and I yelled “SHIT! My arm!” He saw what had happened, but had the tinyballs gall to say, “Oh man, I don’t like girls who cuss.” So I said, “Well, I guess you’ll have to find yourself a different date to that dance of yours. How ’bout miss clumsy cigarette lady there? She may catch you on fire, but as long as she doesn’t cuss I’m sure you’ll be very happy with her.”
    Having attended college in the 90s, I often wonder- are things a lot worse for women in college now? Many things I read tend to indicate that they are; that the feminist wave of the 90s is experiencing a lot of backlash here in the new millenium. I’d like to hear from you ladies who graduated college more recently or are currently college students. Is this true, that in many ways women in college today face more obstacles than we did in the 90s?

  6. 8

    Damn, I don’t even score a ten.
    But yeah, the Cult of True Womanhood, 2016 edition.
    It’s funny how being an independent woman who supports her guy somehow makes you a slut. I’m wondering what the actual definition of a slut is….

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