( to the tune of “Milkshake”)
Doom is out
Most scores are quite high
‘cept IGN, why oh why
This site’s so done
We all should shun
The whole thing, son
Bro bro bro bro bro
How dare they rate it
So low low low low
Time for petition
Oh no no no no
So so so so so
Get rid of it
Gamerbros bring facepalms to the yard
And they’re like “This score’s too low.
And we, like, don’t dig this bro.
Metacritic should ditch them tho…”
Entitled geeks get reviews all wrong
So they’re like, “this review sucks”
And I’m like, “Get a life, you fucks.
I could teach you, for a thousand bucks.”