No, Buzzfeed. No.

Hey y’all.  It’s been a bit, hasn’t it?  I’ve missed us reaching the end of our Kickstarter and all the celebrating, I missed last Frivolous Friday, I missed an escort day.

Welcome to the delightful world of chronic illness and the special word “flare”.  I’m smack dab in the middle of one and let me tell you, I recommend it to no one. My choices this week have been either A) Do a little shit around the house or B) Brain long enough to write a blog post.

Since the cats do appreciate a clean litterbox, and we appreciate an empty trash bin and I appreciate clean clothing, guess what’s been winning thus far?

But today, I’m braining.  Barely.  So barely, that I’m going to let someone else do the outrageous mockery for me.

So, a couple of days ago, Buzzfeed had the brilliant idea of releasing this video:

 

Ugh. My head hurts. More.

Thankfully Black Twitter, being Black Twitter, spent the day gleefully dragging the edges right off this mess with the hashtag #BuzzFeedVideoQuestions.

It was glorious.

Now, this would be the part where I would start answering these questions myself, but I can’t brain, so I’ma link to someone else who has done the hard, head-against-the-wall banging work of pointing out the just plain fucked uppery of these questions.  Take it away, Bossip:

2. If my dab is on fleek, am I lit?

WTF are you even saying? Black people don’t actually talk like this. Do you know ANY Black people?

6. Why did watermelon become our thing? Like, everyone should love watermelon.

White people made watermelon a Black thing. Black people had zero percent to do with that. I swear to God if the next questions is “why do Black people pick SO. MUCH. COTTON.” I’m gonna throw my computer. But also not be terribly surprised.

10. Why do people with light skin look better than people with dark skin?

Because racism. And also colorism. And also again racism.

23. Why is being educated considered a White thing? Why can’t I love school and also be Black?

JESUS CHRIST WHO ACTUALLY SAYS THESE THINGS?!?! BY AND LARGE BLACK PEOPLE DON’T THINK THIS. WATER YEW DEWING I’M GETTING A MIGRAINE.

And at that point, so was I.

So I’m going back to bed, folks. This was just way too much foolishness for one day.

 

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