I need a little silliness to make me not feel like my country is falling apart in a hail of angry white guy bullets.
Thankfully, I’ve been provided the perfect opportunity to laugh. Someone read my previous post, and they didn’t like what I had to say.
Or maybe it was how I said it?
Now, I’m surprised to see any pro-life anything reblogging my stuff. I’m still a literal nobody compared to much more prolific and well-written writers out there (I’m mostly a ranter anyway). But what’s really tickling my funny bone is I don’t even get what this person is trying to say.
Points on using “deathscort”, that always makes me giggle. It’s such a cute little term they made up to make us seem a lot more dangerous than we really are. What did I say in that last post, we’re handmaidens of Satan leading the innocent into Hell? “Deathscort” kinda sums that all up in one simple, silly, nonsense word that sounds like a great name for a metal band.
Oh and the warning for “graphic content”? Priceless. I see graphic pictures of fetal body parts every single time I get on the sidewalk, and this person warns for me saying “fuck”? How precious. Sorry that you live in a world where no-no words aren’t allowed, but I live in reality, and shit is fucked up when it comes to everything pro-life.
As for “what proabort deathscorts think”, I’m failing to see the problem. We support the right to have an abortion. Duh. Abortion is a thing that has always been. Duh. Pro-lifers publicly condone violent actions while secretly praising them? Mega Duh.
So where’s the problem? Also, this is what I think. And I’m only one escort.
It’s also super funny that this FB group has fewer likes than my friend’s cat’s Twitter account. Hell, the comments on my own FB page has more likes than this group. Not that it matters, of course, but it’s still really funny to point out.
So yeah, point and laugh. Maybe it will help us all feel just a little less shitty about the world.