Santa can be anyone, no?

He can be an obnoxious, browbeating  jerk.
He can be the self-appointed judge of humanity.
Santa can be Jesus’ sparring partner as the latter wages his “War on Christmas”.
This one is self-explanatory, don’t you think?
He can be a baseball player. I wonder how fast his balls go.
He can be the spokesperson for CrossFit.
The standards for law enforcement employees must be slipping if Santa-a guy who only works one day out of the year-can be a police officer.

Someone should let Megyn Kelly at FOX News know that Santa is not a fixed, unchangeable fictional character. As such, Santa can also look like this:

Black Santa Claus.

Happy Holidays to all!

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Santa can be anyone, no?
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