Is this what they’re talking about when they say “Man Up”?

  

  

(via Supernormal Step)

I’ve worn flannel, have had multiple cats, and have worked out before.  That’s a pretty poor score. I guess someone needs to revoke my Man Card (along with my Gay Card, bc I hated Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and that’s apparently a cardinal sin in the gay world).

I kinda wonder if there shouldn’t be more. I mean, c’mon, there are plenty of other manly tasks and activities, such as mowing the lawn or working on cars. Then there’s food and drinks. Everyone knows men eat meat n potatoes and drink beer. They could so do a sequel to this.

I kinda want to see what they’d come up with for women. Actually, I can probably figure it out on my own: #1-shave your legs, face and armpits, #2-go shopping, #3-wear dresses and high heels, #4-get cock, #5-do yoga, #6-express your emotions*

*please be aware that I’m mimicking the sexist stereotypes from the above art. I don’t actually think of activities in terms of “this is what guys do and this is what women do”.  That’s some gender role bullshit that I wholly reject.

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Is this what they’re talking about when they say “Man Up”?
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