Mock The Movie: The Grey transcript

Liam Neeson battles fictional wolves and — spoilers — ends up in a tender love scene with one in the after-credits.

Maybe.

I’m not actually sure what happened there.

@szvan: Mock the Movie: Howlers Edition: http://t.co/OiRih9CRdf @MockTM
2015-01-13 20:38:56
@DrRubidium: Tonight’s @MockTM features Liam Neeson. That’s all you need to know http://t.co/ykfYr67pqE
2015-01-14 12:51:42
@lousycanuck: Okay, I guess it’s almost time to see Liam Neeson be terrified by fake but strangely over-acting wolves. @MockTM
2015-01-15 01:43:58
@blakestacey: @MockTM testing, testing … is this thing on?

So, sandwiches in airports, am I right?
2015-01-15 01:58:54
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Almost there… almost there…
2015-01-15 01:59:52
@blakestacey: @lousycanuck @MockTM STAY ON TARGET
2015-01-15 02:00:06
@blakestacey: @MockTM Lethal Dose entertainment proudly presents
2015-01-15 02:01:02
@blakestacey: @MockTM [a raging] INFERNO [of incompetence]
2015-01-15 02:01:12
@blakestacey: @MockTM Subtle, movie, subtle.
2015-01-15 02:01:31
@blakestacey: @MockTM We now rejoin THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF WASILLA, already in progress
2015-01-15 02:02:02
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I don’t know why I did half the things I did. I’m guessing at least 75% of those were down to booze.”
2015-01-15 02:02:35
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I’m pretty sure doing things for no reason is exactly what we’re looking for in a protagonist.
2015-01-15 02:02:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM Ah, Tuesdays.
2015-01-15 02:03:01
@szvan: @mocktm And we step into a 1980s Patrick Swayze movie.
2015-01-15 02:03:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM SOMEONE CALL PATRICK SWAYZE STAT
2015-01-15 02:03:08
@blakestacey: @MockTM And it’s supposed to be a big reveal later that she’s dead, right?
2015-01-15 02:03:27
@szvan: @MockTM I just realized that picking this movie means I have to watch it. #whathaveIdone
2015-01-15 02:04:11
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Too bad I dumped you, and I’m not even sure why I did it because I’m JuSt So RaNdOm!!!”
2015-01-15 02:04:13
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I don’t know why I’m writing this. I don’t know what can come of it.” Not a screenplay, that’s for sure.
2015-01-15 02:04:39
@DrRubidium: @MockTM this is hard. Which is sexier, sad Liam Neeson or mad Liam Neeson or coolly determined Liam Neeson?
2015-01-15 02:05:13
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I don’t know why I’m writing this. Again, I have problems with making decisions on evidence and logic. It’s a theme with me.”
2015-01-15 02:05:41
@szvan: @MockTM I always love it when I’m asked to care about a protagonist who doesn’t care about himself. Or anything else.
2015-01-15 02:05:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I’ve stopped doing this world any real good. That’s why I took this quest to kill ten wolves from a random villager.”
2015-01-15 02:06:17
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I’ve stopped doing this world any real good. In other news, new rug!”
2015-01-15 02:06:30
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I once had a purpose in my life, but then I took an arrow to the knee.”
2015-01-15 02:06:54
@lousycanuck: @DrRubidium @MockTM It’s evidently “IDGAF Neeson”, doing things for no reason.
2015-01-15 02:07:17
@szvan: @MockTM “I can’t! If I kill myself, the wolves win!”
2015-01-15 02:07:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM Let’s go fly the, uh, friendly skies
2015-01-15 02:08:07
@blakestacey: @MockTM Your in-flight movie today will be CHINATOWN
2015-01-15 02:08:27
@blakestacey: @MockTM … followed by GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES
2015-01-15 02:08:37
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Decided not to kill himself coz being a meal for wolves would do tangible good in the world and we’ve established he’s against that.
2015-01-15 02:08:41
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Um, Liam Neeson on a plan usually doesn’t end well.
2015-01-15 02:09:18
@szvan: @MockTM Obnoxious dude is going to survive the crash. *sigh*
2015-01-15 02:09:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM If this guy doesn’t start singing “With A Little Help”, his talents are wasted here.
2015-01-15 02:09:49
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Liam is wearing the hell out that sweater, tho
2015-01-15 02:10:12
@CA7746: @MockTM “You ever taste a sea urchin? You ever seen one?” *squeeze* *honk*
2015-01-15 02:10:47
@CA7746: @MockTM “… incontinent.” “That reminds me of my childhood.” #TMI
2015-01-15 02:10:58
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Wait, did we just fly by a colossus foot with six toes??”
2015-01-15 02:12:31
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Dermot Mulroney is quite the silver fox #waitaminute
2015-01-15 02:12:36
@szvan: @MockTM So we get obnoxious dude, black dude, cut-rate Robert Downey Jr., and hillbilly as survivors. Who else?
2015-01-15 02:12:40
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh hell, the Black Smoke is here. Yup, this is Lost.
2015-01-15 02:13:01
@blakestacey: @MockTM In the event of a loss of plot coherence…
2015-01-15 02:13:55
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh good, the noise is getting quieter. That’s a good thing right?
2015-01-15 02:14:23
@blakestacey: @MockTM “And when I woke up, my pillow was gone!”
2015-01-15 02:15:03
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Dammit that’s the last time I fly Oceanic Air.”
2015-01-15 02:16:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM They’re all dead, this is Purgatory and you might as well go to the lobby and get yourself a snack
2015-01-15 02:16:17
@szvan: @MockTM No, we don’t know how you survived either.
2015-01-15 02:16:25
@DrRubidium: @mockTM why the hell are the plane window’s made with house window glass?
2015-01-15 02:16:32
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Help me! Help me! Somebody help me punch the shit out of my agent!”
2015-01-15 02:16:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Well, it’s good at least that the most competent and capable folks survived.
2015-01-15 02:18:37
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Hey, I found some peanuts over here!”
2015-01-15 02:18:48
@DrRubidium: @MockTM I’m waiting for that scene when Liam chats with the wolves http://t.co/nRAPUp76sc
2015-01-15 02:19:35
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Something’s really wrong here man. I mean, I don’t normally leak like this. I’m usually pretty good at not leaking.”
2015-01-15 02:20:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Keep looking at me. At least you’ll die looking at somebody handsome.”
2015-01-15 02:20:41
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Sure, Liam Neeson just told you that you’re going to die. But, you’re spending your last minutes with Liam Neeson
2015-01-15 02:21:56
@CA7746: @MockTM Okay. Who’s next?
2015-01-15 02:22:22
@DrRubidium: @MockTM My living will is going to be modified to include a Liam Neeson Clause
2015-01-15 02:23:20
@DrRubidium: @MockTM The black guy wasn’t the first to die!
2015-01-15 02:23:46
@szvan: @MockTM So…these guys spend all their time working outside in this weather, right?
2015-01-15 02:24:48
@CA7746: @MockTM Worst yard sale ever.
2015-01-15 02:25:13
@blakestacey: @MockTM Walk without rhythm!
2015-01-15 02:26:46
@szvan: @MockTM You know, you punch me, I might bite you too.
2015-01-15 02:26:48
@DrRubidium: @mockTM this was originally a werewolf movie, but producers didn’t think it was far-fetched enough.
2015-01-15 02:27:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Maybe I’ll turn into a wolf-man.” Dammit, movie, stop teasing me with the prospect of a better movie.
2015-01-15 02:28:04
@blakestacey: @MockTM Suburban kid here, but I’m just gonna go ahead and assume everything about wolves is wrong from here on
2015-01-15 02:29:02
@DrRubidium: @mockTM Liam tells the WORST campfire stories
2015-01-15 02:29:54
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “They can smell us. They know we’re wounded. But maybe our general unkemptness and lack of showers will keep them away.”
2015-01-15 02:30:49
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh that’s right, remind us that there are better movies about plane crashes.
2015-01-15 02:32:23
@CA7746: @MockTM Dramatic mass eyeshine. Those devious beasts approach with their eyes closed!
2015-01-15 02:32:54
@szvan: @MockTM The wolves were keeping their eyes shut for extra drama.
2015-01-15 02:33:23
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Were they just snapping their fingers?
2015-01-15 02:33:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “You guys get some sleep.” “Yeah, like that shit’s going to happen.” *cut* *SNOOOORE*
2015-01-15 02:34:11
@DrRubidium: @MockTM that pack throwdown would’ve been much better with jazz hands #greysidestory
2015-01-15 02:34:37
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I’m not going to sleep, I just know which guy dies first in every movie ever.”
2015-01-15 02:35:00
@szvan: @MockTM If this were a Shyamalan movie, she’d be a wolf in disguise.
2015-01-15 02:35:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Gotta go take a whiz. I’ll be right baaaaaaack.”
2015-01-15 02:35:47
@CA7746: @MockTM Hmm. Needed a Dune stillsuit. Their overheating flaw might work for the arctic.
2015-01-15 02:36:17
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Jinkies, a clue! The murderers walked that-a-way!
2015-01-15 02:37:47
@CA7746: @MockTM Surely there won’t be any wolves in the forest.
2015-01-15 02:38:27
@szvan: @MockTM We can better defend ourselves in the woods than in a tube with one open end.
2015-01-15 02:39:17
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I sure hope that was the vodka tank.”
2015-01-15 02:40:10
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Ah, nothing wakes you up in the morning like a good swig of jet fuel.
2015-01-15 02:40:33
@lousycanuck: @MockTM You just got done screaming at that other guy for looking at billfolds. Suddenly you’re all “loot everything”?
2015-01-15 02:41:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I hope the wolves get drunk when they eat that fucker.
2015-01-15 02:42:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Look, shotgun… bullets!” “Call them shells.”
2015-01-15 02:42:37
@szvan: @MockTM Starting to look like they should have brought Richard Dean Anderson.
2015-01-15 02:42:57
@szvan: @MockTM For actual comic relief, if nothing else.
2015-01-15 02:43:15
@blakestacey: @MockTM I’m not really sure how a wallet would help with the bereaved families finding closure
2015-01-15 02:43:21
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I feel like we should say something.” “You just did.”
2015-01-15 02:43:36
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “They were — some of them our friends. Cept for that jackhole in 3B who kept kicking my seat. Fuck him.”
2015-01-15 02:44:12
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Walkin’ in a winter– Come on guys, join in!”
2015-01-15 02:44:44
@CA7746: @MockTM Which way’s the forest again?
2015-01-15 02:45:14
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Sing louder, dammit! ‘And since we’ve no place to go—‘”
2015-01-15 02:45:15
@DrRubidium: @MockTM I find the use of bongos to be strangely terrifying
2015-01-15 02:45:27
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Should have taken the tauntauns.
2015-01-15 02:45:44
@CA7746: @MockTM Clever girl.
2015-01-15 02:45:47
@szvan: @MockTM Little-known fact: This movie was created to make people feel better about the security of our oil pipelines.
2015-01-15 02:45:49
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Not from the front, but from the SIDES”
2015-01-15 02:45:50
@DrRubidium: @MockTM you know, Cross Fit folks pay a lot of money for a cardio workout like that
2015-01-15 02:46:43
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh damn, they left a message this time, biting off all his fingers but the middle one!
2015-01-15 02:47:04
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Okay, I made that up. Would have made for a better movie though!
2015-01-15 02:47:26
@szvan: @MockTM We’re losing one every—what—10 minutes? This movie is going to be way too long.
2015-01-15 02:47:47
@szvan: @MockTM It hasn’t been 10 minutes yet. *sigh*
2015-01-15 02:49:12
@CA7746: @MockTM We need to build a fire, a little one. That other burning camp overdid it.
2015-01-15 02:49:50
@szvan: @MockTM The squeals of distressed puppies are always so intimidating.
2015-01-15 02:50:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM “That’s funny, I just had the darndest flashback to reading Jack London in ninth grade.”
2015-01-15 02:50:15
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Someone seriously just recorded a shelter at feeding time for this, didn’t they? And dubbed in howler monkeys?
2015-01-15 02:50:38
@DrRubidium: @MockTM anybody gonna bring up dude’s likely pulmonary embolism?
2015-01-15 02:51:15
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Stumbled into the middle of a wolf turf war. Nice.
2015-01-15 02:51:17
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “How we going to deal with this?” “We nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
2015-01-15 02:51:48
@szvan: @MockTM I’ll just drop this here: http://t.co/5NId0BedvY
2015-01-15 02:51:59
@blakestacey: @MockTM Heh heh. He said “bang-stick”.
2015-01-15 02:52:23
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It was the alpha. He was negging on the other wolves. Like they don’t even lift, bro.”
2015-01-15 02:52:32
@CA7746: @MockTM “This is my bang stick.”
2015-01-15 02:52:33
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Nah, MacGyver would have built a cannon out of your shoelaces and he wouldn’t have complained while doing it.
2015-01-15 02:53:41
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Okay so when we need a distraction, we send this jackass out since he’s got a death wish.
2015-01-15 02:54:15
@szvan: @MockTM I’ll be he got great performance reviews.
2015-01-15 02:54:23
@CA7746: @MockTM I wanna live! We don’t need defense. Wolves respect bravado.
2015-01-15 02:54:49
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Yo! Wolves! Hows about you take this guy and we call it even?”
2015-01-15 02:55:46
@szvan: @MockTM The notoriously heavy footfall of the silently approaching wolf.
2015-01-15 02:56:58
@DrRubidium: @MockTM what an incredibly stupid thing to do
2015-01-15 02:57:43
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “What’d it want?” “You. Well, at least I was going to offer you to him. I dunno if he would have taken you.”
2015-01-15 02:58:02
@blakestacey: @MockTM This movie was marketed to Christian groups with promotional material advertising its spiritual content
2015-01-15 02:58:07
@szvan: @DrRubidium @MockTM Which part of the movie are you on?
2015-01-15 02:58:16
@DrRubidium: @szvan @MockTM does it matter? 😀 hehehehehehehe about 1:05
2015-01-15 02:59:23
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It wasn’t the Alpha, it was the Omega, the END OF ALL THINGS.”
2015-01-15 02:59:28
@szvan: @MockTM Oh, god. Even the bonding scene is inept.
2015-01-15 03:00:59
@blakestacey: @MockTM “You’re not the animals! We’re the animals!” [farts]
2015-01-15 03:01:11
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “You’re not the animals! We’re the animals!” John Merrick, offscreen: “SPEAK FOR YOURSELF”
2015-01-15 03:01:46
@CA7746: @MockTM Goodbye
2015-01-15 03:02:30
@lousycanuck: @MockTM *head lands two feet away*
2015-01-15 03:02:56
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Uh, does anyone here speak wolf?”
2015-01-15 03:03:31
@CA7746: @MockTM Y’know what isn’t in that forest. Food for a stable population that large.
2015-01-15 03:03:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Shoulda picked a stream that had subtitles.
2015-01-15 03:03:46
@szvan: @MockTM I love how the sound echoes off all the walls.
2015-01-15 03:03:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh shit, he’s the party member that’s going to turn into a wolf! That’s what happens right? That’s how this trope works?
2015-01-15 03:04:46
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Right, and it’s ordained that you’re going to be eaten next.
2015-01-15 03:05:44
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Nah, I’ll tell you where they are. Pittsburgh.”
2015-01-15 03:05:52
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Seriously, why do they keep letting Liam tell campfire stories?
2015-01-15 03:06:11
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “They’re gone. They have ceased to be. They have shuffled off this mortal coil. They are ex-assholes.”
2015-01-15 03:06:36
@blakestacey: @MockTM I think this movie is inducing hypoxia
2015-01-15 03:08:28
@lousycanuck: @MockTM CHARMING.
2015-01-15 03:09:43
@blakestacey: @MockTM Ah yes, the classic “make the audience root for the wolves” scene
2015-01-15 03:10:19
@DrRubidium: @MockTM nature is lovely. But, then again, so is a 4-star hotel room
2015-01-15 03:11:01
@szvan: @MockTM Boy does Neeson know how to kill a mood.
2015-01-15 03:11:32
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Live and die on this day / Live and die on this day / GO PATS”
2015-01-15 03:11:34
@CA7746: @MockTM Hrm… We don’t know WHY the plane went down. The corporation is feeding an army of superintelligent heck hounds!
2015-01-15 03:11:43
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “SO anyway, back to my story about the prostitute.”
2015-01-15 03:11:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “What, goddamnit, what? Stop yelling at me! I’m trying to nap here!”
2015-01-15 03:13:02
@szvan: @MockTM The important thing in applying first aid is to keep a steady rhythm.
2015-01-15 03:13:31
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Welp, he’s dead, better grab his wallet.
2015-01-15 03:13:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Is it them?” “Them?! Giant insects?!!”
2015-01-15 03:15:25
@CA7746: @MockTM The wolves have saws!?
2015-01-15 03:15:31
@CA7746: @MockTM Yes, stand at the ledge. With your back to the wolf-riddled forest.
2015-01-15 03:15:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM How can you hear the river over the Drums In The Deep?
2015-01-15 03:16:22
@CA7746: @MockTM It’s simple. We’ll use our belts to zip line outta here. I saw it in a Burt Reynolds movie.
2015-01-15 03:16:23
@lousycanuck: @MockTM It’s simple, let’s use the last dead guy’s intestines as bungie cord
2015-01-15 03:17:18
@DrRubidium: @MockTM when’s this going to happen? http://t.co/qzgFG7GN8d
2015-01-15 03:17:44
@CA7746: @MockTM Yes, everybody wait a few secs before grabbing the previous guy.
2015-01-15 03:18:10
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Okay, Milton. This is your time to shine. Eye of the tiger.”
2015-01-15 03:18:16
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Nice knowing you, scared-of-heights-but-not-scared-of-wolves-behind-you guy.
2015-01-15 03:20:09
@CA7746: @MockTM Psst. You don’t need to see… oh, you’re foreshadowing. Carry on.
2015-01-15 03:20:18
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Don’t forget these wolves have access to a saw.
2015-01-15 03:21:14
@CA7746: @MockTM No biggie. Liam Neeson can make you new glasses, with ice lenses and twigs.
2015-01-15 03:21:52
@DrRubidium: @MockTM well, his mistake was using black electrical tape instead of duct tape :-0
2015-01-15 03:22:16
@CA7746: @MockTM Twigs. Check.
2015-01-15 03:22:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM No! Look at the damage he did to that Ugly Tree!
2015-01-15 03:22:55
@blakestacey: @MockTM Is that a twofer?
2015-01-15 03:23:38
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Very nice of those wolves to brush their fur on his face first. You know, give him a nice memory before eating his face.
2015-01-15 03:24:06
@blakestacey: @MockTM Wheee raft-building time!
2015-01-15 03:26:02
@szvan: @MockTM The worst thing about a death in this movie is that it resets the timer for the next one.
2015-01-15 03:26:36
@CA7746: @MockTM Annnd wolves burst out of the water…
2015-01-15 03:26:52
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I need to go to the washroom, but I might miss something!!!
2015-01-15 03:27:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM I don’t know which is worse, the action or the talking
2015-01-15 03:27:49
@szvan: @blakestacey @MockTM Yes.
2015-01-15 03:28:36
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I just had the clearest thought: why does it matter if 007’s martini is shaken or stirred?”
2015-01-15 03:28:51
@blakestacey: @MockTM JUST LEAVE HIM TO DIE ALREADY
2015-01-15 03:29:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM “When will it ever be better?” “After the book deal and we get a show on TLC?”
2015-01-15 03:31:38
@szvan: @MockTM When I said it was 10 minutes between deaths, I didn’t think it would be 10 minutes of talking.
2015-01-15 03:32:26
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Liam be like http://t.co/6ScWh9fcpW
2015-01-15 03:32:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM Aaaaaaaaaaaand WOLVES
2015-01-15 03:34:07
@CA7746: @MockTM Well, good that we had that chat then.
2015-01-15 03:36:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM “That look he had. I’d only seen it once before. I was on the ferry, and as we pulled out another pulled in…”
2015-01-15 03:36:23
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Hey this is fun you should try iiiiiiiiiiiiiii—-”
2015-01-15 03:37:17
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I’m gonna paddle all the way to Frogmorton!!
2015-01-15 03:37:58
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Liam, brah, ya gotta #LetItGo
2015-01-15 03:39:15
@CA7746: @MockTM *Paws paddle by*
2015-01-15 03:39:18
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Hey, maybe I should have checked to see if his foot was caught. Eh, you live, you learn, amirite?”
2015-01-15 03:39:20
@lousycanuck: @MockTM OH THE CRUEL SYMBOLIC IRONY OF BEING SO CLOSE TO THE SURFACE!!! Next Neeson takes two more steps and they’re in downtown Vancouver
2015-01-15 03:40:07
@szvan: @MockTM Good thing the wolves got bored.
2015-01-15 03:40:27
@CA7746: @MockTM “Do something!” “What? I gave you that nifty watch.”
2015-01-15 03:40:46
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Do something!” “Fine.” *lightning bolt*
2015-01-15 03:40:57
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Show me something real!” “OKAY, HOW ABOUT A PACK OF WOLVES?”
2015-01-15 03:40:58
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Meanwhile, in Heaven, God is jamming out to his new iPod
2015-01-15 03:41:42
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Fuck it, we’ll do it live.”
2015-01-15 03:42:24
@blakestacey: @MockTM This is when his transformation into a wolf-man kicks in, right? Right?
2015-01-15 03:42:25
@szvan: @MockTM Just when you think the movie couldn’t get any slower.
2015-01-15 03:42:40
@blakestacey: @MockTM And now he meets Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin coming the other way, screaming about a man-eating bear
2015-01-15 03:42:48
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Think I’ll just, you know, nap a little. Yeah. That sounds good. Just a wee lie-down. No wolves will eat me or nothin’.”
2015-01-15 03:43:52
@CA7746: @MockTM Ooh, is he going to make a cross out of wallets? That’d be pretty symbolic actually.
2015-01-15 03:44:38
@blakestacey: @MockTM Remember these people? They were in our movie! You hated them while they were alive.
2015-01-15 03:44:42
@blakestacey: @MockTM When did survival-horror become so tedious?
2015-01-15 03:45:35
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Oh dammit, I’m two wallets short, gotta go back”
2015-01-15 03:45:58
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Would have been better if he made an inukshuk
2015-01-15 03:46:18
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Wolf: “Hey. Whatcha building? Can I help?”
2015-01-15 03:46:49
@lousycanuck: @MockTM And the alpha comes down and all the other wolves start chanting KUMITE, KUMITE
2015-01-15 03:47:41
@szvan: @MockTM Oh, you mean the moviemakers think wolves are that color during the day?
2015-01-15 03:47:43
@CA7746: @MockTM *Piano Feels*
2015-01-15 03:48:10
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Liam, I’m starting to suspect you took a wrong turn along the way
2015-01-15 03:48:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM That was supposed to be a shocking reveal? Did anyone actually think the wife wasn’t dead all along?
2015-01-15 03:48:28
@CA7746: @MockTM Bond is gonna garrotte the wolf with the GPS watch. Why does Q even bother?
2015-01-15 03:48:49
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Be with you in a sec, wolfie!”
2015-01-15 03:49:00
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Just gimme a second to get my gear on bro.”
2015-01-15 03:49:17
@szvan: @MockTM Because the movie wouldn’t be complete without bad puppetry.
2015-01-15 03:49:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It’s gonna be like that huh?” *wolf grabs a bottle and smashes it too*
2015-01-15 03:50:01
@DrRubidium: @MockTM resigned Liam Neeson is also sexy, FYI
2015-01-15 03:50:29
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Screenplay by”? Isn’t it more of a “highlight the word *snow*, Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V”?
2015-01-15 03:50:30
@szvan: @MockTM So the audience for this movie was supposed to be the guys who do drum circle retreats? Am I reading that right?
2015-01-15 03:50:43
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Alpha Wolf will return in Twilight
2015-01-15 03:50:50
@blakestacey: @lousycanuck @MockTM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2015-01-15 03:51:11
@blakestacey: @MockTM THE GREY: all the smarts of a “Liam Neeson punches wolves” movie, with none of the entertainment
2015-01-15 03:51:48
@lousycanuck: @MockTM After credits scene with unscathed wolf and dead Liam Neeson, I bet.
2015-01-15 03:52:05
@DrRubidium: @MockTM am I the only one hoping the sequel is called ‘The Grey Darker’?
2015-01-15 03:53:18
@blakestacey: @MockTM This needed a third assistant director? I have my doubts.
2015-01-15 03:53:43
@blakestacey: @MockTM Additional Re-Recording Mixers: because one re-recording just wasn’t enough, dammit
2015-01-15 03:54:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I just fast forwarded. There IS an after credits scene. Not really worth it though.
2015-01-15 03:54:12
@szvan: @blakestacey @MockTM I was just thinking there were far too many credits for this drivel.
2015-01-15 03:54:22
@blakestacey: @MockTM Make-up Department Head: for when you miss the Department Head during regular exams week
2015-01-15 03:54:49
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Taken 4 is confirmed as being a movie about Liam Neeson having his daughter kidnapped by wolves
2015-01-15 03:55:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM Lead Hand: great name for a C-list not-so-super villain
2015-01-15 03:55:25
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Trivia note: There were only 4 shades of grey in this movie.
2015-01-15 03:56:00
@blakestacey: @MockTM After-credits scene: Wolf says to Neeson, “So hey, we adopted this human baby…”
2015-01-15 03:56:03
@CA7746: @MockTM *Growl* *Stare* [CREDITS] And they cuddle after. #WhatDidWeMiss
2015-01-15 03:56:16
@blakestacey: @MockTM Lead Tracking? I dunno, I don’t think it’s going anywhere.
2015-01-15 03:56:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Neeson and Wolf shake hands and grudgingly help one another up, then limp off to the nearest bar
2015-01-15 03:56:49
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Dust Busting”? Now they’re just trolling us.
2015-01-15 03:56:55
@pixelsnake: @lousycanuck @MockTM told you it was bad
2015-01-15 03:57:08
@blakestacey: @MockTM Stock Footage by Collegiate Images, Your #1 stop for snow
2015-01-15 03:57:21
@szvan: @pixelsnake @lousycanuck @MockTM Oh, we believed you.
2015-01-15 03:57:32
@pixelsnake: @szvan @lousycanuck @MockTM heard the music end then Jason laugh? Cry? Both?
2015-01-15 03:58:41
@szvan: @pixelsnake @lousycanuck @MockTM I’m sure it was both. The sheer manliness of the movie required it.
2015-01-15 03:59:18
@blakestacey: @MockTM An ambiguous ending? What happened? And why should I care?
2015-01-15 03:59:20
@lousycanuck: @pixelsnake @szvan @MockTM The after credits scene!!!
2015-01-15 03:59:54

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