Mock The Movie: Journey to the Seventh Planet transcript

Needs moar Uranus jokes.

@blakestacey: For the record, “In the Name of the King” was just about the perfect @MockTM pick: http://t.co/jbzxVdLeUl
2014-11-06 18:44:37
@lousycanuck: Next @MockTM will be Journey to the Seventh Planet. Yes, we all know what the seventh planet is. Yes, there will be butt-related jokes.
2014-12-01 00:35:28
@szvan: Mock the Movie: Uranus Edition: http://t.co/wY3HRJOrNR @MockTM
2014-12-01 16:23:36
@Misantropey: Tonight, 9:00e: @MockTM is doing “Journey to the Seventh Planet”. the Twitteriffing is fun, I recommend joining in: http://t.co/X3LZcZUIc8
2014-12-03 19:41:45
@lousycanuck: Has everyone put on their protective gear for our expedition to the Seventh Planet at 8pm CT? http://t.co/yFQWeZVMVA @MockTM
2014-12-04 00:46:10
@pzmyers: @MockTM 15 minutes, you mean.

I’ll be watching. Might be kind of numb to everything, though.
2014-12-04 01:45:19
@lousycanuck: @pzmyers @MockTM That was me retweeting. My bad.
2014-12-04 01:54:10
@blakestacey: @MockTM Trade Mark — he’s no good anyway.
2014-12-04 02:00:09
@lousycanuck: @MockTM It starts, as all good journeys do, with a shaky-cam and a voiceover about imagination, time and space.
2014-12-04 02:00:21
@blakestacey: @MockTM “His greatest strength — until he discovers roids!”
2014-12-04 02:00:24
@lousycanuck: @MockTM It’s 2001, and we’ve figured out everything! HOORAY!
2014-12-04 02:00:37
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Threats of an-eye-lation”?
2014-12-04 02:00:46
@blakestacey: @MockTM Ah. So Tim LaHaye’s nightmare has become reality!
2014-12-04 02:01:11
@blakestacey: @MockTM On a mission to land on a gas giant. WHEEEEE
2014-12-04 02:01:44
@blakestacey: @MockTM American International: for all your American needs!
2014-12-04 02:01:55
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh way to spoil all the anus jokes, narrator.
2014-12-04 02:02:00
@blakestacey: @MockTM John Agar? I hope we won’t see him in swim trunks this time….
2014-12-04 02:02:09
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Produced and Directed by Mr. Pink
2014-12-04 02:02:15
@blakestacey: @MockTM “We’ve got an extra passenger: my penis!”
2014-12-04 02:02:24
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Man has learned to live with himself via the liberal application of girlie pics.
2014-12-04 02:03:07
@blakestacey: @MockTM ick ick ick ick ick
2014-12-04 02:03:45
@blakestacey: @MockTM Planet of the Tangerines!
2014-12-04 02:04:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I wish I could have taught her my kind of biology. I reproduce asexually.”
2014-12-04 02:04:11
@chaos46692: @MockTM apparently going to Uranus involves oscilloscopes, lots and lots of oscilloscopes
2014-12-04 02:04:26
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Radiation normal, not even the really big kinds of radiation they call meteors.”
2014-12-04 02:04:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM “We were all briefed by Control before we left, but as you know…”
2014-12-04 02:05:05
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Good luck with that whole landing thing.
2014-12-04 02:05:40
@CA7746: @MockTM There’s something on the wing!
2014-12-04 02:06:09
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Why don’t we open the port and give the boy his first look at your anus?” “There’s nothing like the first look.”
2014-12-04 02:06:15
@blakestacey: @MockTM Why does this feel like the buildup to a hazing ritual?
2014-12-04 02:06:19
@lousycanuck: @CA7746 @MockTM *Fay Wray scream*
2014-12-04 02:06:38
@blakestacey: @MockTM squiggles are nominal
2014-12-04 02:06:44
@blakestacey: @MockTM “arbit”?
2014-12-04 02:06:53
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Rig for weightlessness — put all your notebooks on your laps gentlemen! Never mind the apple of course.
2014-12-04 02:07:33
@lousycanuck: @MockTM The apple was a set-up! Egads, this movie has EVERYTHING
2014-12-04 02:08:20
@blakestacey: @MockTM why aren’t the papers floating?
2014-12-04 02:08:29
@szvan: @MockTM Sure, I show up late for the movie, and all they’re talking about is entry.
2014-12-04 02:08:36
@chaos46692: @MockTM I’m pretty sure if your anus is green something is horribly, horribly wrong
2014-12-04 02:08:47
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh hell on wheels, it’s Trelane.
2014-12-04 02:08:55
@blakestacey: @MockTM well you could at least buy us dinner first
2014-12-04 02:09:09
@szvan: @MockTM This really isn’t my kink, dude.
2014-12-04 02:09:47
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I shall bend your will to mine. You will submit. You will buy a Crave Case.
2014-12-04 02:10:12
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Something happening in the span of two hours? Matter can’t react that quickly!!
2014-12-04 02:11:07
@CA7746: @MockTM They stop at the ground. Annnnnd they tip over.
2014-12-04 02:11:41
@blakestacey: @MockTM pretty swank plasma screen they’ve got
2014-12-04 02:11:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I wonder if they’ll have a welcome celebration.” “Well, if so, we’re two days late for it.”
2014-12-04 02:12:18
@lousycanuck: @MockTM They missed and landed in British Columbia
2014-12-04 02:12:46
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “All right everyone, pile out of the hatch, no need for gear.”
2014-12-04 02:13:27
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Who opened the airlock?” “Bigfoot, I presume.”
2014-12-04 02:13:35
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Get your guns!” “Yeeeeeehaw, sir.”
2014-12-04 02:13:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Get your guns.” “DIBS ON BETSY!”
2014-12-04 02:14:04
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I think I just saw a white rabbit, sir. Checking his watch and saying he’s late.”
2014-12-04 02:14:45
@blakestacey: @MockTM “It’s exactly as I remembered it! A soundstage!”
2014-12-04 02:15:56
@chaos46692: @MockTM in this part of the movie we wander around the forests of Uranus with Tommy Guns
2014-12-04 02:16:05
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It’s exactly as I remember it. Only maybe a bit smaller than I remember it coz I was a kid then.”
2014-12-04 02:16:07
@CA7746: @MockTM “Has anybody seen anything alive?” Maybe they can’t see the trees for the forest.
2014-12-04 02:16:07
@szvan: @MockTM Alive? You mean aside from the trees, grass, and flowers?
2014-12-04 02:16:10
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Has any of you seen anything alive?” “Other than the plants fucking everywhere, sir?”
2014-12-04 02:16:23
@lousycanuck: @MockTM It’s not “alive” if you can’t mow it down using guns, so the other shit doesn’t count.
2014-12-04 02:16:46
@CA7746: @MockTM “Try that bush. Pull it up.” “Ow.”
2014-12-04 02:17:00
@chaos46692: @MockTM Well sir I kind of presume that the trees and flowers are alive…
2014-12-04 02:17:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM Wah wah
2014-12-04 02:17:13
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Let’s see what other surprises it has for us. Keep together. Make sure to eat everything you see.”
2014-12-04 02:18:13
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Commander! Come here! Under these branches, it says “The… Truman… Sh…something”
2014-12-04 02:18:58
@szvan: @MockTM And every video game designer took their cue from the alien intelligence in this movie.
2014-12-04 02:19:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM He has to delegate the stick-getting?
2014-12-04 02:20:05
@blakestacey: @MockTM First Darwin award on a new planet
2014-12-04 02:20:55
@szvan: @MockTM We have a script to follow. If it says we go through the wall….
2014-12-04 02:21:22
@blakestacey: @MockTM apparently, artificial = “does not exist”
2014-12-04 02:22:16
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Wow, getting fresh with the commander.
2014-12-04 02:22:59
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Sitting cross-legged is not consent!
2014-12-04 02:23:12
@szvan: @MockTM Huh. They can’t pronounce “Scone” either.
2014-12-04 02:23:15
@CA7746: @MockTM Nothing in front of us is real. What matters is what lies behind.
2014-12-04 02:23:40
@chaos46692: @MockTM wait, is this about to go all Matrix?
2014-12-04 02:23:52
@pzmyers: @mocktm it’s all coming back. I saw this movie in the theater when I was somewhere around 8 or 9 years old.

Even then, I hated it.
2014-12-04 02:23:58
@szvan: @MockTM Because getting close to the last anomaly was such a *good* idea.
2014-12-04 02:24:22
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Wait, didn’t he just imagine up a woman? Why didn’t she appear on the horizon too, all 500 feet tall and such?
2014-12-04 02:24:29
@CA7746: @MockTM You want the camera down here as they walk past? Butt why!?
2014-12-04 02:24:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “This is my father’s barn! Quick, light it on fire.”
2014-12-04 02:25:02
@pzmyers: @mocktm This isn’t the 7th planet. It’s some world called Uronus.
2014-12-04 02:25:17
@blakestacey: @MockTM And all this is necessary for taking over their minds because….?
2014-12-04 02:25:24
@szvan: @MockTM Well, at least it wasn’t a cat.
2014-12-04 02:25:32
@CA7746: @MockTM Um, you shouldn’t wave open flames around this place. Don’t astronauts have flashlights?
2014-12-04 02:26:08
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Let’s make a movie!” “I’ve got a forest in my back yard!” “My dad owns a barn!”
2014-12-04 02:26:11
@chaos46692: @lousycanuck @MockTM dammit, you beat me to it LOL
2014-12-04 02:26:21
@blakestacey: @MockTM ick ick ick ick
2014-12-04 02:27:15
@lousycanuck: @mocktm “I’ll be here, Eric, when you want me, continuing to stare into the middle distance vacantly.”
2014-12-04 02:28:30
@blakestacey: @MockTM Intense torch-snuffing action!
2014-12-04 02:29:04
@lousycanuck: @MockTM The very existence of a woman is enough to turn these guys into horndogs who’d fuck an obvious alien threat. MISANDRY.
2014-12-04 02:29:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM [pan down to boobs]
2014-12-04 02:30:13
@szvan: @MockTM I feel like I now know far too much about these men’s fetish for smiling manikins.
2014-12-04 02:30:56
@pzmyers: @MockTM Think what modern technology has brought us. In 1965, I had to pay 50 cents to see this crap.

Now I can watch it for free! Yay!
2014-12-04 02:31:00
@blakestacey: @MockTM How did they make temptation so BORING?
2014-12-04 02:31:09
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Wait an hour. Go to the barrier. If we don’t show up, just wait longer.”
2014-12-04 02:33:05
@szvan: @MockTM Vaguely frighten your crew. That’s always so good for morale.
2014-12-04 02:33:29
@chaos46692: @MockTM worst spacesuit EVER
2014-12-04 02:34:16
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Ahahaha! “Let me go first sir!” “That’s my j– dammit, you distracted me so Carl would go first.”
2014-12-04 02:34:21
@blakestacey: @MockTM That’s his Registered Nurse-o-Meter
2014-12-04 02:34:37
@lousycanuck: @MockTM May I just say, sir, you look quite dapper in all primary colors?
2014-12-04 02:35:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM I’d call this “padding”, but I’m not sure what’s there to be padded.
2014-12-04 02:35:22
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Onoes, quicksnow!
2014-12-04 02:35:40
@szvan: @MockTM Maybe grab him from behind, where you walked within two feet of the guy? Just a thought.
2014-12-04 02:36:12
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Stretch, Don! I’ve almost got you by the kitchen glove!
2014-12-04 02:36:53
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Walk on the rocks, goyische kup!”
2014-12-04 02:37:20
@szvan: @MockTM No adhesion, except for the part where we’re sitting. And in fact, everything but that little hole you fell in.
2014-12-04 02:37:23
@chaos46692: @MockTM what the fuck is that squiggly thing on their visors? It doesn’t even connect to anything
2014-12-04 02:37:31
@DrRubidium: @MockTM I’m jumping in 37 minutes late. I’m assuming I’ve not missed anything important.
2014-12-04 02:37:41
@lousycanuck: @DrRubidium @MockTM Oh man, so much. So much. Lechery. A barn. More lechery.
2014-12-04 02:38:12
@CA7746: @MockTM Razor sharp. Mind your suits. Certainly wouldn’t want to rip one.
2014-12-04 02:38:14
@DrRubidium: @MockTM it’s 2001 and we’re wandering around in Doc Martins that went out of style in 1997? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUTURE
2014-12-04 02:39:21
@blakestacey: @MockTM this must be where Nickelodeon mines its slime
2014-12-04 02:39:40
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “That’s the first sign of movement we’ve seen out here. Except for the water. And the snow when we moved it.”
2014-12-04 02:40:21
@DrRubidium: @MockTM “I don’t know what it is, but let’s stick our faces real close and shoot at it.” #pewpewpew
2014-12-04 02:40:33
@lousycanuck: @MockTM CHOOSE THE MEANS OF YOUR DESTRUCTION.
2014-12-04 02:40:45
@chaos46692: @MockTM IT MOVED! SHOOT IT!
2014-12-04 02:40:51
@DrRubidium: @MockTM I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk hooks up with the one on the right.
2014-12-04 02:41:32
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Ray, what did you think of Ray?” Apparently Godzillaclops?
2014-12-04 02:41:35
@szvan: @MockTM Like a slimy, cyclopic Bumble.
2014-12-04 02:42:01
@lousycanuck: @MockTM AAH MY WEAK SPOT, MY EYE! HOW DID YOU KNOW!
2014-12-04 02:42:18
@blakestacey: @MockTM “And tell ’em Nobody shot you!”
2014-12-04 02:42:27
@DrRubidium: @MockTM I’ve only been watching this for 4 minutes and I’m cheering for the cyclops
2014-12-04 02:42:45
@lousycanuck: @MockTM To seek out new life and shoot the fuck out of it.
2014-12-04 02:42:57
@szvan: @MockTM I’m not actually supposed to feel sympathy for the monster, am I?
2014-12-04 02:43:09
@chaos46692: @MockTM RUN! I mean, walk away slowly
2014-12-04 02:43:28
@blakestacey: @MockTM Was this script originally for a TV show?
2014-12-04 02:43:32
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Carl. Homeboy. You know you gonna die, right?
2014-12-04 02:43:49
@pzmyers: @MockTM Cool. I make one-eyed fetus monsters in the lab all the time.
2014-12-04 02:43:59
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Why couldn’t the bad guy kill us with something more pleasant? Like that! I’ll totally be killed by them womenfolk!”
2014-12-04 02:44:22
@szvan: @DrRubidium @MockTM Not soon enough.
2014-12-04 02:44:30
@blakestacey: @MockTM I would never have guessed that was supposed to be a rat.
2014-12-04 02:44:58
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Deepest darkest fear is a rat? Carl, you gotta live more brother. LIVE.
2014-12-04 02:45:32
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Um, “greatest desires” are also exploitable. That makes ’em weaknesses too.
2014-12-04 02:45:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Only one answer: imagine EVERYTHING til that asshole runs out of summoning mana or whatevz.”
2014-12-04 02:46:25
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Carl, you’re the fall guy… you know that, right?
2014-12-04 02:46:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I’ll see if I can learn anything from that busty figment of my imagination.”
2014-12-04 02:47:10
@pzmyers: @mocktm so the deepest greatest fear of most of these guys is a beautiful woman?
2014-12-04 02:47:21
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Good to know they have marabou negligees in space
2014-12-04 02:48:04
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It is the power.” “What power?” “The power of voodoo.” “Who do?” “You do.” “Do what?”
2014-12-04 02:48:04
@blakestacey: @MockTM so *this* is what you can do when you use the other 90% of your brain
2014-12-04 02:48:19
@lousycanuck: @DrRubidium @MockTM This guy’s never been in love, of course he imagines up the least sensical piece of lingerie.
2014-12-04 02:48:38
@DrRubidium: @MockTM is homegirl doing needlework? And acting as an oracle? That’s multitasking, yo
2014-12-04 02:49:20
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Your courage is great but remember, I can conjure up literally two distinct threats.”
2014-12-04 02:49:49
@chaos46692: @MockTM wait, now we have flashlights? Where were those before when we were burning down the barn??
2014-12-04 02:50:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM if you’re going to happen, happen already!
2014-12-04 02:51:02
@DrRubidium: @MockTM the mood lighting in that cave is like a underground East German dance club in 1983
2014-12-04 02:51:05
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Radiation, Carl!” [Carl slaps radiation into his palm]
2014-12-04 02:51:20
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “What’s that?” “I DON’T KNOW SHOOT IT SHOOT IT”
2014-12-04 02:51:38
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “We have plenty of oxygen, laser ping-pongs and radiation left, no need to turn back now.”
2014-12-04 02:52:27
@blakestacey: @MockTM That blue light seems to pulsate, like someone is moving their hand back and forth in front of it
2014-12-04 02:52:28
@szvan: @MockTM Did the captain look as perpetually confused while applying for this job as he has through the whole movie?
2014-12-04 02:52:44
@blakestacey: @MockTM Planet of the Spirographs
2014-12-04 02:53:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Will this be the second abnormally-large eye that our heroes shoot at indiscriminately?
2014-12-04 02:53:23
@DrRubidium: @MockTM I’m concerned about the insufficient PPE they’re wearing for a hike around the set of the 60s Journey to the Center of the Earth
2014-12-04 02:53:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM whooop whooop whooop whooop ziingziiingziiing
2014-12-04 02:53:59
@CA7746: @MockTM “There’s the answer: that brain thing!” I miss Philip J Fry.
2014-12-04 02:54:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It’s a thing! Destroy it!”
2014-12-04 02:54:23
@CA7746: @MockTM Damn these faulty lightsabers!
2014-12-04 02:54:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS, SOON YOU WILL NOT BE HERE”
2014-12-04 02:55:01
@chaos46692: @MockTM to be fair, Carls are easily distracted by spinning things and pulsing blue lights. I know
2014-12-04 02:55:03
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Damn, we left Galadriel’s phial back in the shuttle!”
2014-12-04 02:55:32
@DrRubidium: @MockTM “Your destiny is to die.” Um, that’s every living things’ destiny. Imma need something more personal.
2014-12-04 02:55:36
@lousycanuck: @MockTM So that spider was actually a big jelly donut with legs?
2014-12-04 02:56:07
@chaos46692: @MockTM we need giant spider noises
What does a giant spider sound like?
Fucked if I know, just squeal like a monkey into the microphone
2014-12-04 02:56:28
@lousycanuck: @DrRubidium @MockTM “Your destiny is to die! Only, you know, soonish!”
2014-12-04 02:56:54
@szvan: @MockTM Want to kill them? Conjure a door between them and more oxygen. Being a super evil being just isn’t that hard.
2014-12-04 02:57:02
@DrRubidium: @lousycanuck @MockTM #SOONISH
2014-12-04 02:57:20
@CA7746: @MockTM “I can’t stop my air from leaking out.” *sigh*
2014-12-04 02:57:28
@blakestacey: @MockTM Hooray! Another problem solved by doing nothing!
2014-12-04 02:57:58
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Nobody listens to Don.
2014-12-04 02:57:59
@lousycanuck: @MockTM @szvan Let’s make a game of finding ways for this thing to kill them. Like, conjuring a meteor above them.
2014-12-04 02:58:31
@CA7746: @MockTM They’re still freezing, right? Is this when the paradoxical undressing kicks in?
2014-12-04 02:58:48
@DrRubidium: @MockTM gotta say, homegirl’s sheer cape is pretty sweet
2014-12-04 02:59:31
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “The enemy is trying to destroy us with our stupidity and we’re too stupid to stop it from happening!”
2014-12-04 02:59:56
@blakestacey: @MockTM “The alien is destroying us with our stupidity!” To be fair, that’s a pretty easy job.
2014-12-04 03:00:11
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Let’s explode it using our oxygen tanks. What could possibly go wrong OH RIGHT WE NEED OXYGEN TO BREATHE.
2014-12-04 03:01:03
@CA7746: @MockTM Luckily all the astronauts were trained to operate a smithy.
2014-12-04 03:01:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM And then the alien conjures a whole lot of gas in the room they’re in while they’re working with an acetylene torch.
2014-12-04 03:01:59
@chaos46692: @MockTM everybody pretend like you’re doing things, blacksmith things!
2014-12-04 03:02:14
@DrRubidium: @MockTM where the fuck did all these canisters of gas come from?
2014-12-04 03:02:39
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Isn’t it rather obvious?” To him? Honestly?
2014-12-04 03:02:50
@DrRubidium: @MockTM lookie here, alien monster, the terrors in our own minds are ALREADY destroying us. We don’t need you for that.
2014-12-04 03:03:56
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It’s testing us to see how dangerous we can be, by not sending anything our way except women.”
2014-12-04 03:04:04
@blakestacey: @MockTM Why are they waiting?!
2014-12-04 03:04:17
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Get back! Get back! Get back to where you once belonged!”
2014-12-04 03:05:32
@DrRubidium: @MockTM Carl, Carl, Carl.
2014-12-04 03:05:59
@lousycanuck: @MockTM It turns out the alien can’t imagine up a thing where another thing already exists.
2014-12-04 03:06:40
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Carl, take this oxygen tank and let’s stick it in Uranus.
2014-12-04 03:07:13
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It might blow up in your face.” Oh, you just sealed Carl’s face.
2014-12-04 03:07:38
@DrRubidium: @MockTM There’s no “might” about it, Carl.
2014-12-04 03:07:43
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I totally meant “fate” there, but he also closed Carl’s face mask. So the typo fit.
2014-12-04 03:08:29
@DrRubidium: @MockTM “You know why I’m leaving you behind?” “Because I’m emotionally barren?”
2014-12-04 03:09:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM the honeycomb of doom
2014-12-04 03:09:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Uh, what does “buried within it” even mean? What happened just now? Did Carl get sucked in or something? I was watching, I swear.
2014-12-04 03:10:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Don’t cross the streams!
2014-12-04 03:10:50
@szvan: @MockTM Maybe, just once, they should try concentrating their fire.
2014-12-04 03:10:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM Hey hey, captain’s prerogative, am I right?
2014-12-04 03:12:13
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Let’s take the figment of our imagination on board!”
2014-12-04 03:12:19
@DrRubidium: @MockTM why do all the women have German names?
2014-12-04 03:12:29
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Ingrid will survive all the imagined creations disappearing. Because, otherwise what would they have to fuck on the way home?
2014-12-04 03:12:57
@DrRubidium: @MockTM THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE (did you seriously just put the alien on your damn ship?)
2014-12-04 03:13:00
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I was so hoping that Ingrid was actually the alien and they’d just doomed humanity.
2014-12-04 03:14:25
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Fly me to the Moon…”
2014-12-04 03:14:28
@blakestacey: @MockTM “We all live in a Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine”
2014-12-04 03:15:25
@chaos46692: @MockTM Well that was mercifully short
2014-12-04 03:15:38
@DrRubidium: @MockTM well, it could have been worse. No, seriously, remember Hell Comes to Frogtown?
2014-12-04 03:15:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Let a spark of love begin to start in Uranus.
2014-12-04 03:15:46
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Sung by Otto Brandenburg, who totally wasn’t at all drunk”
2014-12-04 03:16:21
@chaos46692: @lousycanuck @MockTM I would have had so much more respect for this movie if that had been the case
2014-12-04 03:16:26
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Carl returns in Thunderpluto
2014-12-04 03:16:37
@blakestacey: @MockTM Well. Of all the movies I’ve seen, that was one of them.
2014-12-04 03:16:54
@szvan: @MockTM Young @pzmyers may have had decent taste in movies, but I’m sad he wasn’t swayed by the title song.
2014-12-04 03:17:14
@CA7746: @MockTM You and I will find a magic place like lovers do.
2014-12-04 03:17:38
@lousycanuck: @CA7746 You do know how to sweet talk and then forcefully take over a boy’s psyche. @MockTM
2014-12-04 03:18:06

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Mock The Movie: Journey to the Seventh Planet transcript
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