Mock The Movie: War of the Robots transcript

Playing catch-up with my Mock The Movie stuff. Due to a perfect-storm series of impossible work crises that had me working fifteen hour days all week, I missed out on this one, though I did manage to get the scrape bot running in time. Enjoy the transcript of this trainwreck of bad sci-fi, low budgets and what appears to have been some sort of automatic pan-and-scan that made me feel seasick for the five seconds I watched near the middle.

Going to try to catch up on updating the Mock the Movie page now.

@CyberLizard: @MockTM Almost ready to pull the trigger!
2013-07-11 01:00:07
@blakestacey: @MockTM Aagh! War of squeals against my eardrums, is more like it!
2013-07-11 01:00:42
@CA7746: @MockTM Nazional Music, for all your antisemitic jingles.
2013-07-11 01:00:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM This is the soundtrack to the world’s hardest SIMON game.
2013-07-11 01:01:07
@pzmyers: @MockTM Wait! We have leftover amaretto from last weekend! I guess I’ll just finish off the bottle.
2013-07-11 01:01:23
@CA7746: @MockTM This film. Very nais. Borat approves.
2013-07-11 01:01:24
@blakestacey: @MockTM Well, at least they had 2 people constructing sets.
2013-07-11 01:01:31
@szvan: @MockTM It isn’t the spaceship animation that gets to me. It’s the bouncy titles.
2013-07-11 01:01:47
@blakestacey: @MockTM I’m gonna offer my frank opinion about the direction of photography
2013-07-11 01:01:53
@leilah: @szvan @MockTM They’re actually starting to make me kind of nervous…
2013-07-11 01:02:14
@blakestacey: @MockTM Code Orange on the Interocitor!
2013-07-11 01:02:17
@szvan: @MockTM You can tell it’s the future. The computers have blinky lights.
2013-07-11 01:02:41
@blakestacey: @MockTM Set cleavage to 7 and ahead full!
2013-07-11 01:03:01
@pzmyers: @MockTM OK, 3 minutes in, I have no idea what’s going on. More amaretto!
2013-07-11 01:03:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM Hey, I think @tobascodagama and I once stayed in a hotel in NYC with the same decor.
2013-07-11 01:03:38
@szvan: @MockTM You can tell the guy with the totally anachronistic hair will be a good guy.
2013-07-11 01:03:47
@blakestacey: @MockTM FOCUS!
2013-07-11 01:04:00
@blakestacey: @MockTM The car has rocket foley?
2013-07-11 01:04:24
@CA7746: @MockTM Is this gonna be a feature-length Lady Gaga video?
2013-07-11 01:04:30
@pzmyers: @MockTM Ooh, bangs. It’s the He-Man esthetic.
2013-07-11 01:04:34
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM This is what happens when you cheap out on guards.
2013-07-11 01:04:40
@CyberLizard: @Mocktm I’m thinking it was a bad idea to watch this on the big tv. It HAS to look better smaller, right?
2013-07-11 01:04:42
@blakestacey: @MockTM Sharper Image tasers!
2013-07-11 01:05:00
@szvan: @MockTM @CyberLizard Yes, but only because we won’t be able to see any of it.
2013-07-11 01:05:05
@CA7746: @MockTM Creating life? I thought he was warping space-time.
2013-07-11 01:05:15
@pzmyers: @MockTM Science isn’t about getting the results you WANT.
2013-07-11 01:05:17
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I did it so you could have everything you want. Above all, your hair!”
2013-07-11 01:05:28
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Genetic mutations! Science! POWER!
2013-07-11 01:05:38
@szvan: @MockTM “Listen, honey. I know you think you’re a scientist, but really, you’re just my muse.” Can he die yet?
2013-07-11 01:05:50
@pzmyers: @MockTM Unless, that is, the result you want is IMMENSE POWER.
2013-07-11 01:05:55
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM The balance of nature was destroyed by her hair dye
2013-07-11 01:06:04
@blakestacey: @MockTM Even the cameraman can’t care.
2013-07-11 01:06:13
@szvan: @MockTM Formatted to fit your screen by prominently featuring the boobies.
2013-07-11 01:06:31
@pzmyers: @MockTM Jeez. Was the cameraman drunk?
2013-07-11 01:06:35
@blakestacey: @MockTM “You-have-no-choice-make-your-time”
2013-07-11 01:06:40
@CyberLizard: @MockTM They must be from space because no one on earth would wear Prince Valiant hair styles
2013-07-11 01:06:53
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM So are these robots or aliens?
2013-07-11 01:07:17
@blakestacey: @MockTM Fun fact: Philip K. Dick and William S. Burroughs complained that this movie did not have sufficiently linear thought.
2013-07-11 01:07:54
@CA7746: @MockTM Gah. Uniforms are supposed to be uniform!
2013-07-11 01:07:57
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Ah, so a group of aliens is a “gang”. Technical terminology, yo.
2013-07-11 01:08:02
@szvan: @MockTM Oh, noes! It’s a poorly lit blob in the sky!
2013-07-11 01:08:03
@CA7746: @MockTM Missing black turtleneck. Somehow more distracting than the glowing orange guy.
2013-07-11 01:08:04
@leilah: @mocktm Ah, so they ARE aliens.
2013-07-11 01:08:23
@pzmyers: @MockTM I was going to try to get IMMENSE POWER in my lab, but if it means I get abducted by two guys with weird haircuts, I’ll pass.
2013-07-11 01:08:24
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Lucy Bra-less
2013-07-11 01:08:35
@CyberLizard: @MockTM @pzmyers Does YOUR laboratory have an atomic reactor?
2013-07-11 01:08:39
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM Ah, so that’s the secret to creating life – nuclear power.
2013-07-11 01:08:43
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Yes. Of course. Atomic reactor.” Wait, that’s MY line!
2013-07-11 01:08:50
@pzmyers: @MockTM So the guy built an atomic reactor that requires his presence or it’ll blow up the whole city? Brilliant.
2013-07-11 01:09:27
@blakestacey: @MockTM Everything is all bendy ::looks at bottle of cider:: I’m not THAT much of a lightweight….
2013-07-11 01:09:57
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Earth to LEO in 30 seconds flat!
2013-07-11 01:09:59
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “Controls inserted” *snicker*
2013-07-11 01:10:26
@leilah: @mocktm Apparently, this is supposed to be the best movie in the trilogy…
2013-07-11 01:10:30
@blakestacey: @MockTM ACTING!
2013-07-11 01:10:31
@rvitelli: @pzmyers @MockTM Perfect way to guarantee job security.
2013-07-11 01:11:47
@pzmyers: @MockTM The systems aren’t so automatic if he has to check them, hmmm?
2013-07-11 01:11:48
@CA7746: @MockTM Music’s a little upbeat for someone drifting without a tether or jetpack…
2013-07-11 01:12:00
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM This movie brought to you by fishbowl cameras.
2013-07-11 01:12:04
@blakestacey: @MockTM It’s not so much a movie. More a ball of wibbly-wobbly sciency-fictiony…wrongness.
2013-07-11 01:12:04
@CyberLizard: @MockTM I think I’M getting SAS *urp*
2013-07-11 01:12:16
@szvan: @MockTM And the music suddenly makes me think the camera work is intentional.
2013-07-11 01:12:25
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM boy, am I in space… It’s hard to believe how in space I am
2013-07-11 01:12:43
@leilah: @mocktm Hang on. Do all these movies use the same actors to dub them? I’m positive I’ve heard these folks in one of the MSTs…
2013-07-11 01:12:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM I know people *watched* 2001 while stoned, but I didn’t know they took it as far as filming the resulting script.
2013-07-11 01:13:15
@szvan: @MockTM “But how will I get there through the vacuum?” “Swim, of course!”
2013-07-11 01:13:16
@pzmyers: @MockTM Checking system. Yep, system is there. Looks complicated. Let’s yank out a random bit.
2013-07-11 01:13:37
@blakestacey: @MockTM …while, apparently, shitfaced. #StateDependentCinema
2013-07-11 01:13:39
@szvan: @MockTM “Now I’ll just turn on the gravity while I’m hanging here…”
2013-07-11 01:13:42
@pzmyers: @MockTM Professor Carr and *Lois*? She doesn’t warrant a title?
2013-07-11 01:14:25
@CA7746: @MockTM Stop nodding, man! The inertial dampers can’t handle your massive ‘stache.
2013-07-11 01:14:28
@szvan: @MockTM You can tell the woman who will have a speaking role. She doesn’t get a shirt.
2013-07-11 01:14:36
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM I was unaware North South East and West worked in three dimensions.
2013-07-11 01:14:50
@CyberLizard: @MockTM So Luke Skywalker is on his way to Alderaan, right? I dozed off for a minute there.
2013-07-11 01:16:26
@szvan: @MockTM “Sure you can work in engineering. Just go down to the salon to get your hair bleached.”
2013-07-11 01:16:37
@leilah: @mocktm Oh, hell. I just figured it out – it’s the same people who dubbed Devil Fish. Ewwwwwwwww…
2013-07-11 01:17:04
@szvan: @MockTM No, really, I think we’d have known she was female even with the buzz cut.
2013-07-11 01:17:18
@blakestacey: @MockTM The ONLY thing happening is this movie is the image swimming about.
2013-07-11 01:17:35
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “My mustache confirms they are alien space ships!”
2013-07-11 01:18:12
@brx0: @MockTM Ok, I’m in. I hope skipping the first 16 minutes won’t make this movie seem like nonsense or something.
2013-07-11 01:18:17
@szvan: @MockTM These spaceships attack by flying across the camera.
2013-07-11 01:18:30
@pzmyers: @MockTM I so wanna punch the camera person.
2013-07-11 01:18:49
@szvan: @MockTM @brx0 I promise the skipping has nothing to do with it.
2013-07-11 01:18:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM Man, he’s gonna look like an idiot when they blow up the ship with the professor and the lady on it
2013-07-11 01:19:06
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Are these two spaceships even in the same movie?
2013-07-11 01:19:35
@blakestacey: @MockTM We’re reading a throwing-selves-about-in-chairs of 300 millishatners!
2013-07-11 01:19:57
@pzmyers: @MockTM There’s an explosion, and everyone starts bouncing in their chairs in different directions. Physics, what is it?
2013-07-11 01:20:02
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM Was that camera bob to represent the ship rocking or did the cameraperson just slip a bit more than usual?
2013-07-11 01:20:14
@brx0: @MockTM Hey, asteroid fishing. This makes sense to you guys who saw the first 15 minutes, right?
2013-07-11 01:20:26
@brx0: @MockTM That’s an “asteroid”? The IAU reclassifiers have gone too far this time.
2013-07-11 01:21:07
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “I don’t understand. But it’s the beginning of the end” That’s what I said when this movie started!
2013-07-11 01:21:24
@blakestacey: @MockTM They appear to be flying through a discotheque!
2013-07-11 01:21:35
@brx0: @MockTM Wait, he just said this was the beginning of the end, and we’re 20 minutes in? So, 90 minutes of credits?
2013-07-11 01:21:58
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Has anyone seen my record?
2013-07-11 01:22:38
@blakestacey: @MockTM 22 minutes in. Did I miss the warring robots?
2013-07-11 01:22:38
@pzmyers: @MockTM When my TV loses it’s signal, it goes blue. Italian TVs strobe in headachy colors. This is why Italy dominates electronics market.
2013-07-11 01:22:43
@brx0: @MockTM So, all this budget for sets, costumes, etc. and they couldn’t afford a dentist for the actors? Sheesh.
2013-07-11 01:23:04
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Roger?” “Roger.”
2013-07-11 01:23:06
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM I think the camera-person had “spaceship” and “sea ship” mixed up.
2013-07-11 01:23:32
@brx0: @MockTM Hey, metal detectors, just like that creepy dude with the white van at the beach.
2013-07-11 01:23:47
@pzmyers: @MockTM An asteroid with water. At least the astronauts are wearing their heavy boots.
2013-07-11 01:23:55
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM they obviously need anti-radiation spacesuits… And Uggs
2013-07-11 01:23:57
@blakestacey: @MockTM Water. On an asteroid. Because reasons.
2013-07-11 01:24:01
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Dowsing for water on an asteroid. You know, like you do.
2013-07-11 01:24:02
@blakestacey: @MockTM You know how you can tell quality filmmaking? Because I’m pretty sure that actors jostling the camera…isn’t.
2013-07-11 01:24:46
@leilah: Going to be a good night. First War of the Robots with @MockTM, then Jaws 4 with the @GentHecklers. =)
2013-07-11 01:24:58
@brx0: @MockTM Oh great, a dubbed fake Texas accent. This film has everything, mostly.
2013-07-11 01:24:59
@pzmyers: @MockTM The blonde guy sure has a nice Italian/Texan accent.
2013-07-11 01:25:15
@blakestacey: @MockTM The booze-impaired camera work is making it really hard to focus on the boobies.
2013-07-11 01:25:25
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM THAT’S a Texas accent? He’s obviously from the Italian region of Texas
2013-07-11 01:25:57
@szvan: @MockTM Funny how no one is concerned with where the bright light is coming from.
2013-07-11 01:26:03
@blakestacey: @MockTM I mean, until the ROBOTS and their WAR actually show up, I don’t have much else to watch.
2013-07-11 01:26:07
@brx0: @MockTM Oh crap, alien robo-monks. This bodes ill.
2013-07-11 01:26:16
@szvan: @MockTM Or the red lights. Or the blue lights.
2013-07-11 01:26:30
@brx0: @MockTM But the ship’s computer said the natives were friendly. Damn you, Siri.
2013-07-11 01:26:38
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Close your eyes, this becomes a whole different kind of movie
2013-07-11 01:27:07
@pzmyers: @MockTM They’re molemen!
2013-07-11 01:27:10
@CyberLizard: @MockTM OH, the world of Anthor! Now it makes sense! Wait, no it doesn’t.
2013-07-11 01:27:22
@leilah: @mocktm Man, the Time Lords have really let themselves go…
2013-07-11 01:27:31
@pzmyers: @MockTM “Thanks to this electronic translator.” Now they try to cover their butts on logic and continuity?
2013-07-11 01:27:58
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Stop lying! And…stop wobbling!”
2013-07-11 01:28:07
@szvan: @MockTM “We’re not your enemies. We just want to threaten you.”
2013-07-11 01:29:01
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Don’t tase me, bro!
2013-07-11 01:29:13
@brx0: @MockTM Oh, here come the robots. The previous guys were just alien troglodytes. My bad. Missed the first 16 minutes, remember?
2013-07-11 01:29:17
@pzmyers: @MockTM Yeah, the soundtrack to this movie does that to me, too.
2013-07-11 01:29:24
@blakestacey: @MockTM “What’s going on?!” STOP STEALING MY LINES, MOVIE
2013-07-11 01:29:30
@brx0: @MockTM Yeah, like they have to encourage the Texan dude to use the ship’s arsenal.
2013-07-11 01:30:29
@CyberLizard: @MockTM If there is a god that texas dude will die soon.
2013-07-11 01:30:49
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Fucking bracelets, how do they work?
2013-07-11 01:31:18
@brx0: @MockTM Hey, stock martial snare drum soundtrack. The tension builds, sorta.
2013-07-11 01:31:35
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Gold men”?
2013-07-11 01:32:11
@szvan: @MockTM Anyone else nostalgic for classic Doctor Who effects budgets?
2013-07-11 01:32:24
@blakestacey: @MockTM Xkrboooooiing! Krpl-krpl-krpl! Pzooooooooooying!
2013-07-11 01:33:13
@brx0: @MockTM This must be level 1 of the “War of the Robots” FPS. These evil robots are kind of lame.
2013-07-11 01:33:29
@pzmyers: @MockTM I’ve seen this before…it’s Duck Hunt! Need the little dog to pop up and chortle at all the dead dutch boys.
2013-07-11 01:33:31
@blakestacey: @MockTM FOCUS! ON ANYTHING!
2013-07-11 01:33:33
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM My robot area!
2013-07-11 01:34:06
@blakestacey: @MockTM “It isn’t that we *enjoy* killing…[snicker]”
2013-07-11 01:34:08
@blakestacey: @MockTM Whrrrrp! Whrrrp! Whrrrrp-beeeep!
2013-07-11 01:34:23
@brx0: @MockTM At least this movie has cosplay possibilities.
2013-07-11 01:34:45
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM I find the idea of weapons that take ten minutes to charge up slightly ineffective.
2013-07-11 01:36:09
@pzmyers: @MockTM Wait…what organ are they transplanting to correct infertility? Are they harvesting…TESTICLES?
2013-07-11 01:36:27
@brx0: @MockTM So there’s a reactor only one person knows how to stop. That doesn’t seem like an engineering Best Practice to me.
2013-07-11 01:36:59
@szvan: @MockTM “We need some action in this scene. You two…walk all the way around the table.”
2013-07-11 01:37:11
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Nobody knows how to prevent the damn thing from exploding!” Push the blue button.
2013-07-11 01:37:12
@pzmyers: @MockTM Oh, yes. What is Prof Carr doing? He’s vanished from the movie.
2013-07-11 01:37:14
@blakestacey: @MockTM @pzmyers Those no good…FEMINISTS.
2013-07-11 01:37:44
@brx0: @MockTM At least the computer didn’t say the aliens are friendly this time.
2013-07-11 01:38:38
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Correct course by 5 degrees. Any which way.”
2013-07-11 01:38:43
@brx0: @MockTM “It seems incredible that these tunnels are unguarded”. And yet… they suspect nothing…
2013-07-11 01:40:24
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Everything is going OK so far.” Except the editing, direction, cinematography, writing, acting and special effects.
2013-07-11 01:40:30
@brx0: @MockTM Guarding tunnels would require more extras, though.
2013-07-11 01:40:43
@szvan: @MockTM “Everything is going okay so far.” You’d think she’d notice the world turning on its side.
2013-07-11 01:40:44
@blakestacey: @MockTM Dammit, movie. Stop hiding the spacesuit boobies in the shadows.
2013-07-11 01:41:09
@szvan: @MockTM But the tunnels being lit? No problem there.
2013-07-11 01:41:23
@brx0: @MockTM See, this is what happens when you take an ordinary professor and give him a throw-rug cape.
2013-07-11 01:42:18
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM these robots could easily be beaten by a toddler with a pixie stick
2013-07-11 01:42:50
@brx0: @MockTM Hey, totally-not-Lightsabers(TM).
2013-07-11 01:42:53
@szvan: @MockTM Their fatal weakness was carnival music.
2013-07-11 01:42:56
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Proper military procedure when your weapon won’t fire: look into the barrel.
2013-07-11 01:43:02
@blakestacey: @MockTM Sigh. The aliens give the professor tenure, and he turns his back on Earth.
2013-07-11 01:43:05
@CA7746: @MockTM Not light sabers. Those swords are just shiny.
2013-07-11 01:43:43
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM Not-quite-lightsaber-to-avoid-copyright-problems fighting!
2013-07-11 01:43:52
@brx0: @MockTM Wait, they captured Tex Texas? He didn’t stand his ground?
2013-07-11 01:44:34
@szvan: @MockTM “What do you want from us? They looked like they were in engineering. How could we know they were robots?”
2013-07-11 01:45:43
@brx0: @MockTM Haven’t seen so many wrinkly old white horrors since the last time I watched C-SPAN.
2013-07-11 01:46:05
@blakestacey: @MockTM No robots, no war, no camera stability….
2013-07-11 01:46:06
@CyberLizard: @MockTM War robots, now in wrinkle-vision!
2013-07-11 01:46:19
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Does the Empress have a name?
2013-07-11 01:47:10
@brx0: @MockTM Lois! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
2013-07-11 01:47:58
@blakestacey: @MockTM So, the alien planet is now going to have an atomic reactor whose default screensaver is explosion?
2013-07-11 01:48:17
@szvan: @MockTM The problem with terrible line delivery is that you can never tell whether someone is supposed to serious.
2013-07-11 01:48:50
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I will realize my dreams.” “Of power and glory.” “Of…no longer being adjunct faculty!”
2013-07-11 01:49:28
@brx0: @MockTM This is not the most romantic scene ever. Are you guys sure this thing is Italian?
2013-07-11 01:50:10
@blakestacey: @MockTM “It has now become a vital necessity to have you.” Can’t imagine this guy’s OKCupid profile.
2013-07-11 01:50:21
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM That was the driest kiss of all moviedom
2013-07-11 01:50:38
@szvan: @MockTM You’d think an empress could do better than a fuzzy trimmed, pink polka-dot nightie.
2013-07-11 01:50:39
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I’d like to know what game you’re playing. And why you’re playing it with a pervy old guy.”
2013-07-11 01:51:43
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM I want a lipless kiss, too!
2013-07-11 01:52:17
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “Don’t forget about the rest of us. Spread that lip lovin around!”
2013-07-11 01:52:21
@pzmyers: @MockTM Can’t you tell from the fashions? RT @brx0: This is not the most romantic scene ever. Are you guys sure this thing is Italian?
2013-07-11 01:52:31
@szvan: @MockTM Uh, maybe get them out of there before making with the kissy face?
2013-07-11 01:52:32
@brx0: @MockTM Smile, you’re on alien PRISM!
2013-07-11 01:52:45
@blakestacey: @MockTM “What about the rest of us? We’re lonely too.”
2013-07-11 01:53:00
@brx0: @MockTM This video game sucks. When do we meet the end boss?
2013-07-11 01:53:13
@blakestacey: @MockTM The camera is pointing at everything EXCEPT the actors.
2013-07-11 01:53:39
@brx0: @MockTM Oh hey, triple secret betrayal. This plot sure is complicated.
2013-07-11 01:54:17
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “You shouldn’t have kissed him! You should have let me do it!”
2013-07-11 01:54:17
@leilah: @MockTM Wait, the screen is showing them now…
2013-07-11 01:54:49
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM We couldn’t afford a tripod; we just put the camera on top of a stack of paperback books.
2013-07-11 01:55:02
@szvan: @MockTM “Hi, I used to wear a loin cloth and cape. Now I like playing with technology no one understands.”
2013-07-11 01:57:00
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM And more members of Ah-Ha are down
2013-07-11 01:57:43
@brx0: @MockTM No escape? Doesn’t this movie set have air ducts or anything?
2013-07-11 01:58:16
@blakestacey: @MockTM Offscreen action!
2013-07-11 01:59:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM Wait, instead of being pathetic guards, they’re pathetic ROBOT guards?
2013-07-11 02:00:36
@CA7746: @MockTM She’d been practicing the whole movie for that stare.
2013-07-11 02:01:01
@leilah: @mocktm “Ah, she’s probably not coming anyways.”
2013-07-11 02:01:44
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM Zoom in on his moustache if it’s the last thing you do!
2013-07-11 02:02:14
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM “Try CTRL-ALT-DEL!”
2013-07-11 02:04:20
@blakestacey: @MockTM Wow. Anonymous guy-next-to-Julie is a dick.
2013-07-11 02:05:16
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM is he injecting his area?
2013-07-11 02:05:19
@brx0: @MockTM Now that’s a moustache.
2013-07-11 02:05:52
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “My mustache has just informed me your mission was a complete success!”
2013-07-11 02:06:02
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM It’ll burn off his moustache! No!
2013-07-11 02:06:39
@CyberLizard: @MockTM This captain could give Deanna Troi a run for her money in the pained expression category.
2013-07-11 02:06:45
@szvan: @MockTM “Tell your friend we’re happy to have him as our…guest. You know, in our labs.”
2013-07-11 02:06:52
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Ewww, he just popped a Viagra!
2013-07-11 02:07:45
@leilah: @mocktm He’s awake! Just ask him for the formula!
2013-07-11 02:08:24
@brx0: @MockTM Oh, the perfesser says just turn that little knob, don’t ask what it is, press the red button… this bodes ill.
2013-07-11 02:08:33
@CyberLizard: @MockTM When camera operators attack!
2013-07-11 02:09:32
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Seriously, where is my record?
2013-07-11 02:09:58
@brx0: @MockTM Nobody expects the Robo-Dutch-Boy Armada!
2013-07-11 02:10:22
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM my mini skirt is troubled
2013-07-11 02:10:47
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “There’s something strange about Captain Boyd’s behaviour. It’s almost like he doesn’t have a mustache”
2013-07-11 02:10:57
@brx0: @MockTM Quadruple evildoin’ betrayal. Didn’t see that one coming.
2013-07-11 02:11:21
@leilah: @mocktm PICK A SIDE, LADY.
2013-07-11 02:11:35
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “Depends? I don’t wear Depends!”
2013-07-11 02:12:02
@szvan: @MockTM “You must be out of your mind!” “No, not me. The scriptwriter.”
2013-07-11 02:12:56
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM these robots are as effective as storm troopers
2013-07-11 02:13:30
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Well, that worked out well.
2013-07-11 02:13:33
@brx0: @MockTM This doesn’t seem to be a very successful fistfight.
2013-07-11 02:13:47
@brx0: @MockTM They seem to have forgotten to dub in the zap gun sounds this time.
2013-07-11 02:14:35
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM New SILENT guns!
2013-07-11 02:14:35
@szvan: @MockTM “Let’s celebrate! Forget the pesky reactor.”
2013-07-11 02:16:01
@szvan: @MockTM Maybe someone should pay attention to the prisoner? Just a thought.
2013-07-11 02:17:00
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM “Make sure no one keeps an eye on the woman who keeps betraying us”
2013-07-11 02:17:00
@pzmyers: @MockTM Swim! In space!
2013-07-11 02:17:06
@CA7746: @MockTM Say, didn’t we leave someone stunned on the floor here? Nah.
2013-07-11 02:19:04
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM Well that problem took 5 seconds to solve and created nearly no tension.
2013-07-11 02:19:07
@CA7746: @MockTM General Gonad?
2013-07-11 02:20:15
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Uh huh huh- they’re starting a frontal attack on their area
2013-07-11 02:20:20
@CyberLizard: @MockTM General Gonad? Really?
2013-07-11 02:20:25
@brx0: @MockTM Ok, so the next Alien Duck Hunt level is UFOs, right? Is it any harder? I bet it isn’t harder.
2013-07-11 02:21:24
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM General Pizzaface
2013-07-11 02:22:04
@szvan: @MockTM “They’re attacking us!” “Who? The folks who have been attacking us constantly for the last hour? Them?”
2013-07-11 02:22:05
@szvan: @MockTM If I were better at this, I’d be making a Hollywood Squares joke about now.
2013-07-11 02:22:33
@brx0: @MockTM Yawn. This scene is your reminder why the FX in Star Wars were kind of a big deal.
2013-07-11 02:23:40
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM Play-by-play on the fight, I see.
2013-07-11 02:24:24
@brx0: @MockTM Stay on target! Stay on target!!
2013-07-11 02:25:10
@brx0: @MockTM They came from… behind!!!
2013-07-11 02:25:24
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Thanks, Wedge!
2013-07-11 02:25:36
@CyberLizard: @MockTM “Great shooting, kid. Don’t get cocky”
2013-07-11 02:26:04
@CA7746: @MockTM “It’s better to fire in front of the mobile object.” “Great idea!”
2013-07-11 02:27:15
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Hmmmm, leading your target. Genius!
2013-07-11 02:27:34
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM “Leave this one to me” is never something a supervillian should say…
2013-07-11 02:28:28
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Porkins!!!!!!!
2013-07-11 02:28:55
@brx0: @MockTM “Jack” is kind of a liability… Ok, *was*.
2013-07-11 02:29:12
@szvan: @MockTM “Wait. You mean we should attack the ships firing on us?”
2013-07-11 02:29:14
@szvan: @MockTM This bit where they avoid the special effects may be the best scene in the movie.
2013-07-11 02:30:07
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM They’re playing dramatic music like something is happening….
2013-07-11 02:31:15
@brx0: @MockTM Uh oh, it’s Strom Thurmond in a UFO. This bodes ill.
2013-07-11 02:31:35
@leilah: @MockTM Yes! Now kill the Texan!
2013-07-11 02:32:41
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM “There’s nothing we can do to help them- in fact, isn’t it time for some lunch? Who’s in?”
2013-07-11 02:33:38
@brx0: @MockTM Uh oh, alien empress jealousy! Maybe this *is* Italian.
2013-07-11 02:34:48
@brx0: @MockTM Oh wait, there’s this other weapon we just had sitting around & weren’t using, maybe that’ll work.
2013-07-11 02:35:34
@brx0: @MockTM “When I think of all that’s happened, it makes life fantastic!” Truer words were rarely spoken. Ok, often.
2013-07-11 02:38:53
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM So, they had a music budget of what, $25?
2013-07-11 02:38:54
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Three cheers for Julie and the intrepid crew of the Trissi!
2013-07-11 02:39:02
@CyberLizard: @MockTM Or not
2013-07-11 02:39:06
@CA7746: @MockTM There were Italian shoes? Oh, black boots, silver boots, and cowboy boots.
2013-07-11 02:39:19
@brx0: @MockTM Credits. Someone named “Julie Geralds” was responsible for “continuity” in this thing. Fail.
2013-07-11 02:39:35
@CyberLizard: @MockTM The wigs even got their own credit
2013-07-11 02:39:37
@szvan: @MockTM Zzzzzzzzzzzz–wha? Hey, it’s over! Did I miss anything?
2013-07-11 02:40:37
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM So who was responsible for the camera? Or did they not want their name in the credits for fear of embarrassment?
2013-07-11 02:40:45
@leilah: @szvan @MockTM Nah. =)
2013-07-11 02:41:06
@CA7746: @MockTM Life is fantastic! Now the remaining aliens will die of old age.
2013-07-11 02:41:20
@Pocket_Mann: @MockTM I’m looking at all of the recommended videos and they all look amazing.
2013-07-11 02:42:20
@Rowsdower30: @MockTM Goodnight everyone- stay soft, pink, and oily!
2013-07-11 02:43:16
@brx0: @MockTM Kinda disappointed they never ripped off the Star Wars prequels. A cheap Italian Jar Jar Binks would really be a thing to behold.
2013-07-11 02:54:51

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