Mock The Movie: Warning from Space transcript

Warning from Space - DVD cover

I was hoping for more of an origin story of the alien starfish we met in this movie’s sequel, Attack from Space. Sadly, what we got instead was a handwaved-away “aliens are in orbit around our planet keeping an eye on our blundering ways and infiltrating us from time to time to destroy the technological MacGuffin that’ll be the only way to save the planet in Reel Three … keep us from destroying ourselves by inventing bigger and stronger atom bombs” backstory. It was at least in part intended as a propaganda piece at showing how quickly the Japanese economy bounced back after being all but leveled by nukes in WW2, and in part a power fantasy where Japan gets the next big weapon after the A-bomb. All this, and starfish people. Starfish people who can transform into pop idol girls, but have trouble blending in, what with the ability to do math.


CA7746 provides subtitle files for this, and continues working his way through our archives with Attack from Space, and Frankenstein (2004). Grab the files below, rename them to the same as your copy of the movie with extension .srt, and VLC will probably load them up automatically. Probably. Let me know if you have trouble with it.

Warning from Space - DVD cover

@pzmyers: @MockTM Color Design: puce. Great start.
2013-01-31 02:01:04
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh man, the music’s already got me amped for this one. And it’s a good thing too, because there’s zero visuals.
2013-01-31 02:01:14
@szvan: @MockTM Ah, yes. Back in the days when space was noisy.
2013-01-31 02:02:07
@CA7746: @MockTM “Number 1 will be responsible for this initial penetration.”
2013-01-31 02:02:15
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Well that’s an interesting design choice, putting the rocket nozzle on the forward end of your rocket.
2013-01-31 02:02:20
@laencleardale: @MockTM hehe number one is leading the penetration…hehe
2013-01-31 02:02:23
@CA7746: @MockTM Ooh, they’re gonna sentence General Zod and send him to Earth!
2013-01-31 02:02:24
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Number one, initial penetration is your gig. Stop them from all that blundering via penetration.
2013-01-31 02:02:50
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Whoa, that Chinese lantern is expandable! We’re living IN THE FUTURE
2013-01-31 02:04:00
@laencleardale: @MockTM wait politicians can answer every questions….i didn’t realize this was a fantasy movie
2013-01-31 02:05:16
@pzmyers: @MockTM these guys have a better grasp of science than most of the people I have to deal with.
2013-01-31 02:05:29
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Now you let him be and stop questioning this exposition on the scientific method. You’re scaring away the paying customers.”
2013-01-31 02:05:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM That’s an oddly specific message.
2013-01-31 02:06:04
@pzmyers: @MockTM There’s a bug on the lens!
2013-01-31 02:06:45
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Motsuda the physicist?” “No, Motsuda the sound system brand.”
2013-01-31 02:06:50
@szvan: @MockTM Fascinating how careful they are to show us a prosperous Japan. 1956? Right.
2013-01-31 02:07:19
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Wow, that’s odd, that meteor totally messed with the electricity and made that oil lamp flicker.”
2013-01-31 02:07:24
@laencleardale: @MockTM 28000 incredible, that’s over 9000!
2013-01-31 02:07:53
@pzmyers: @MockTM I’m ready to kill whoever did the sound work on this thing.
2013-01-31 02:08:10
@szvan: @MockTM @pzmyers Imagine it in a modern theater.
2013-01-31 02:08:53
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Oh, that’s the last time I buy that brand of radio. One little alien invasion and all you get is static.”
2013-01-31 02:08:56
@pzmyers: @MockTM What kind of rating did this get? The fish are indecent!
2013-01-31 02:09:18
@szvan: @MockTM The fish have been scared away by saucers for days? How long does it take advanced aliens to land a ship?
2013-01-31 02:09:33
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Oh, there’s no decent fish on the market these days. Scared away by flying saucers.” “Don’t be silly, market fish are dead.”
2013-01-31 02:09:45
@szvan: @MockTM “We’re discussing something quite important! No girls allowed!”
2013-01-31 02:10:45
@szvan: @MockTM “Don’t you think you’re jumping to conclusions?” “When I just asked you a question? Not really.”
2013-01-31 02:11:20
@laencleardale: @MockTM a flying saucer….best line ever
2013-01-31 02:11:22
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Do you suppose there’s any truth to these reports that are circulating? About flying saucers? Piloted by Illuminati Bigfoots?”
2013-01-31 02:11:28
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Look, a flying saucer right above us!” “Don’t you think you’re jumping to conclusions?”
2013-01-31 02:11:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It might have been a saucer. Might have been a teacup. Maybe a soup spoon.”
2013-01-31 02:12:38
@laencleardale: @MockTM Weird how they claim the scientists have a civic duty…i wonder what in their history would make them think that way…
2013-01-31 02:13:24
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “LA and London report the same object too!” “Don’t you think you’re jumping to conclusions?”
2013-01-31 02:14:08
@szvan: @MockTM “What do you think of using a rocket to take a photograph?” “I think they move awfully quickly, don’t you? Yay, blurry saucers!”
2013-01-31 02:14:47
@leilah: @mocktm Wouldn’t a camera work better for taking pictures?
2013-01-31 02:15:04
@laencleardale: @MockTM So those are the only two guys who have seen Godzilla movies apparently…
2013-01-31 02:15:04
@szvan: @MockTM “Now, you’ll want the Earthlings to trust you. Make sure they’re all worked up and freaked out before you talk to them.”
2013-01-31 02:15:42
@lousycanuck: @MockTM What, not going to try to land that big mutant starfish? What kind of fishermen are YOU?
2013-01-31 02:15:52
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Wow, look at how great everything is in Japan in 1956! Prosperity indeed! @szvan
2013-01-31 02:16:38
@laencleardale: @szvan @MockTM Honestly though…even if they came straight down sending a hello message we would still probably be freaked out.
2013-01-31 02:16:56
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Ready!” “Ready!” “Bonesaw is readyyyyy!”
2013-01-31 02:17:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “You know those crazy reports of monsters we’ve been getting?” “Yeah?” “They’re pretty crazy huh?”
2013-01-31 02:18:44
@laencleardale: @MockTM You see, these rockets we buy from Radio shack are very high tech too bad the camera’s suck…
2013-01-31 02:19:22
@szvan: @MockTM “Look, sir! Down there!” “Oh, my…. That boat needs to be scraped and painted!”
2013-01-31 02:19:26
@pzmyers: @MockTM Takes a scientist to notice that a spot of light is “luminous”.
2013-01-31 02:19:42
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “You see, with our ramistat compensator, and reversing the polarity of the neutron flow, we were able to keep the camera steady!
2013-01-31 02:19:43
@pzmyers: @MockTM We now know that a spot of light is a spot of light. Science…forever pushing back the foreskin of knowledge!
2013-01-31 02:20:33
@laencleardale: @MockTM “I could eat a horse” England “Too soon!”
2013-01-31 02:20:35
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I could eat a horse! But I’m short on cash, so I’ll just take a quarter of a horse please.”
2013-01-31 02:21:11
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Not sure if accent is real or very slightly racist
2013-01-31 02:21:53
@pzmyers: @MockTM Awesome! Giant starfish in the closet!
2013-01-31 02:22:53
@pzmyers: @MockTM and all she notices is that it’s got an eye?
2013-01-31 02:23:12
@lousycanuck: @MockTM With that big an eye, that starfish dude is totally cut out to be a peeping tom.
2013-01-31 02:23:16
@Million_Gods: @MockTM I love it when men ignore me…
2013-01-31 02:23:32
@laencleardale: @MockTM It’s too early to jump to conclusions…but let’s shoot the shit out of those luminous spots!
2013-01-31 02:23:35
@szvan: @MockTM @Million_Gods There’s a third option that doesn’t involve “very slightly”.
2013-01-31 02:23:50
@pzmyers: @MockTM Wait…maybe she’s a comparative invertebrate anatomist, so she knows you wouldn’t find a chordate eye on an echinoderm.
2013-01-31 02:24:01
@laencleardale: @pzmyers @MockTM That should be a metaphor for something….
2013-01-31 02:24:13
@pzmyers: @MockTM Musical interlude? Is this Bollywood?
2013-01-31 02:24:19
@szvan: @MockTM My 1940s, MGM-trained, song-and-dance sensibilities were just sprained.
2013-01-31 02:24:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Aww, Starfishguy never gets to be part of the big musical numbers.” *sad starfish-face*
2013-01-31 02:24:51
@Million_Gods: @MockTM @pzmyers *Cough* that would make this movie 10 times more rad
2013-01-31 02:25:14
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Starfishguy has to display a wide range of emotions with just that one eye.
2013-01-31 02:25:29
@szvan: @MockTM If it doesn’t come high-kicking down those stairs, I will be greatly disappointed.
2013-01-31 02:25:34
@Million_Gods: @MockTM @pzmyers Also their moves would be a bit more “fresh” and a bit less “homeslice”
2013-01-31 02:25:53
@pzmyers: @MockTM Ten times zero is still zero. RT @Million_Gods: *Cough* that would make this movie 10 times more rad
2013-01-31 02:25:54
@Million_Gods: @pzmyers @MockTM It would also mean nearly everyone in it would have an awesome moustache
2013-01-31 02:26:47
@szvan: @MockTM Actually, whirlpools drag down, not lift up.
2013-01-31 02:27:05
@pzmyers: @MockTM This movie is killing the high frequency hair cells in my cochlea.
2013-01-31 02:27:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Okay, look. When we build ships, we don’t make them look like oversized versions of ourselves. That’s just egotistical.
2013-01-31 02:27:11
@CA7746: @MockTM It’s gonna be a bad year for Melnorme merchants. #UrQuanMasters
2013-01-31 02:27:24
@laencleardale: @MockTM Wait infiltrait??? They were trying to infiltrait??????
2013-01-31 02:27:26
@lousycanuck: @CA7746 @MockTM Oh cripes I love you so hard for that.
2013-01-31 02:28:18
@szvan: @MockTM “These humans have strange growths on their…are those heads?”
2013-01-31 02:28:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I do know the area better than the others.” “But you’re a scientist and a leader and also a girl.”
2013-01-31 02:29:18
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Thunderbird 1? Oh Japan! You should know if you want to get stuff done you send THUNDERBIRD 2! #Thunderbirds
2013-01-31 02:29:26
@pzmyers: @MockTM “I bow to your logic”…I wanna see one of those guys bend.
2013-01-31 02:29:29
@CA7746: @MockTM Spin! Spin! Spin!
2013-01-31 02:29:53
@Million_Gods: @pzmyers @MockTM All I have to say is… Where is your evolution nao!!!
2013-01-31 02:30:37
@szvan: @MockTM “What? We made the special effects. We didn’t want to waste a minute of them. And we had lots of minutes.”
2013-01-31 02:30:55
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Well, this transmutation process also includes a lovely dress and cape. It’s the little things that bring back return customers.
2013-01-31 02:31:23
@Million_Gods: @MockTM This is what the klan look like to me… The Klan stuck in the middle of a star jump…
2013-01-31 02:31:30
@laencleardale: @MockTM Do giant alien starfish wear cloths?? Is that clothing we are looking at? Did they think her dress was part of her skin??
2013-01-31 02:31:39
@szvan: @MockTM “Look at those school girls.” Um, dude….
2013-01-31 02:32:17
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Oh Japan! When will you learn! Human Transmutation is ALWAYS a a bad idea! #fullmetalalchemist has taught you nothing!
2013-01-31 02:32:47
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “What was their purpose?” “Conquest perhaps?” “Then they can’t be *done*, after having scared two fishermen, can they?”
2013-01-31 02:32:50
@lousycanuck: @Million_Gods @MockTM That starfish totally violated the law of equivalent exchange and now it’s gonna get real with homunculi and shit.
2013-01-31 02:33:25
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Losing to aliens? That’s just loser talk people!
2013-01-31 02:33:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Man, that guy has some godawful hair helmet going on. Made of teflon and an oil slick.
2013-01-31 02:34:14
@Million_Gods: @MockTM All that Colour… and that HEIGHT!
2013-01-31 02:34:16
@laencleardale: @lousycanuck @MockTM They fly to the US to do anal probes on rednecks and mutilate cows…who’s to say in Japan they don’t scare fishermen.
2013-01-31 02:34:29
@szvan: @MockTM Come to think of it, she does dance a bit like an alien.
2013-01-31 02:34:50
@MelodyHensley: @pzmyers @RiffTrax @lousycanuck @MockTM I would put a stop to that.
2013-01-31 02:35:03
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Give CPR, don’t just stand around looking the half drowned girl. And don’t then have a musical interlude…
2013-01-31 02:35:30
@pzmyers: @MockTM It’s gonna be hard to mock the dialog now that the music has made me completely deaf.
2013-01-31 02:35:43
@CA7746: @MockTM Contagious amnesia!
2013-01-31 02:35:53
@Million_Gods: @MockTM My super power is anaemia and fainting on cue…
2013-01-31 02:36:21
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Wantme to come along?” “No thank you, I’m just going to the little starfis– GIRL’S room.”
2013-01-31 02:36:44
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Amnesia? More Like HAMnesia
2013-01-31 02:36:48
@szvan: @MockTM She looked a lot less sinister as a Klan starfish.
2013-01-31 02:36:49
@CA7746: @MockTM Now Kiko’s spirit will live in the happy frog! #TheCabinInTheWoods
2013-01-31 02:37:06
@pzmyers: @MockTM OH GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ACCORDION. THe sound is the true horror here.
2013-01-31 02:37:23
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Is that an accordion or a harpsichord or what? I’m so confused.
2013-01-31 02:37:34
@Million_Gods: @MockTM go sit on the swings Bob, no one likes you
2013-01-31 02:37:58
@szvan: @MockTM It’s like tennis, but the point is to pose every time someone hits the ball.
2013-01-31 02:38:05
@pzmyers: @MockTM The tennis ball scene is begging for the House of Wax 3D treatment, but we’ll have to settle for loud “thwock!”s instead.
2013-01-31 02:38:19
@lousycanuck: @MockTM White starfishes can’t jump.
2013-01-31 02:38:37
@pzmyers: @MockTM Hey, if they can turn invisible, why do they need the transmogrification machine?
2013-01-31 02:39:17
@szvan: @MockTM I think the very best way to be subtle here is to back into the grove while disappearing.
2013-01-31 02:39:21
@laencleardale: @MockTM It’s very strange…you know the jumping 15 feet in the air thing…just strange I tell you.
2013-01-31 02:39:35
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Did they identify her?” “Yes, in a way. We discovered she can jump like a mofo. Otherwise, no.”
2013-01-31 02:39:53
@lousycanuck: @MockTM What are all these schoolgirls doing in a tennis club anyway?
2013-01-31 02:40:54
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Random overaged looking schoolgirls…
2013-01-31 02:41:16
@laencleardale: @MockTM What’s strange? The racket? Yes…the racket…the racket is what I’m interested in, not the body double alien invasion….fml
2013-01-31 02:41:56
@szvan: @MockTM That special transport noise–again with the subtle.
2013-01-31 02:42:32
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Something tells me these starfish people didn’t research humans at all. Walking through doors and jumping 15 feet high. Telling.
2013-01-31 02:42:45
@szvan: @MockTM “What are you doing?” “Being subtle, what else?”
2013-01-31 02:42:52
@pzmyers: @MockTM Where does “Urium” come from? No, I don’t want to know.
2013-01-31 02:43:07
@lousycanuck: @pzmyers @MockTM Better than Illudium Q-32.
2013-01-31 02:43:45
@szvan: @MockTM “That girl understood the equation? I’m sure she’s not human!”
2013-01-31 02:44:40
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “So I came right over.” “Okaaaaay…” “Why’s everyone so excited?” “It’s about this girl. She understood my math.”
2013-01-31 02:45:06
@pzmyers: @MockTM Wow. I wish I had eyes that could resolve cells on a slide without a microscope. HE’S NOT HUMAN!
2013-01-31 02:45:40
@pzmyers: @MockTM What is that noise? It’s…THEM! Giant mutant ants! RIght?
2013-01-31 02:46:23
@laencleardale: @MockTM Now they hear the noise? But not before? When can they hear it versus a subtle clue to us viewers?
2013-01-31 02:46:33
@szvan: @MockTM “Assuming she is from another planet, why is she here?” “To succeed at her dream of a dance career.”
2013-01-31 02:46:40
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “You are not human! I am sure now! The math, the smoke, the jaunty forehead curl.”
2013-01-31 02:47:35
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Of course there is no pattern on her fingerprints. You used paint not powder! #CSI
2013-01-31 02:48:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Except maybe using that Urium on the asteroid might have been, you know, USEFUL…”
2013-01-31 02:48:51
@laencleardale: @szvan @MockTM And to scare fishermen.
2013-01-31 02:49:03
@szvan: @MockTM I don’t think that guy on the left likes the other panelists.
2013-01-31 02:50:14
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Okay, you should have stopped at explaining the rogue planet on a collision course. The rest just sounds like nonsense now.
2013-01-31 02:50:57
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “PYRA!!!” “POLOOOO” “oh shit”
2013-01-31 02:51:38
@laencleardale: @MockTM Seriously mister hipster, that fishing hat isn’t covering your receding hairline.
2013-01-31 02:52:00
@laencleardale: @MockTM And we will call it…preparation H!!!!
2013-01-31 02:52:59
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Can you believe it? The world congress didn’t believe in the starfish people from Pyra and the rogue planet…”
2013-01-31 02:53:11
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Good of them to print extra paper runs for every one of those headlines, especially “experts doubt it.”
2013-01-31 02:54:03
@szvan: @MockTM Good to know that science reporting hasn’t gotten any worse in the last 50+ years.
2013-01-31 02:54:09
@szvan: @MockTM “Are you sure the world congress will let you direct their H-bombs based on the advice of an alien dancer starfish?”
2013-01-31 02:55:27
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Excuse me, a gentlestarfish here to see you sir.”
2013-01-31 02:55:52
@laencleardale: @MockTM I keep expecting a Brill cream commercial every time I hear that tone…
2013-01-31 02:57:15
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Attention please. Attention please. Stand by for your daily dose of science fiction.”
2013-01-31 02:57:30
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Wait what? I thought the real threat was urium not rogue planets… NIBIRU!!!!
2013-01-31 02:58:18
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Cat on a hot tin roof.
2013-01-31 02:58:48
@lousycanuck: @MockTM So this is where Miyamoto got his idea for Majora’s Mask. Someone send in Link to turn back time!
2013-01-31 02:59:59
@Pipenta: @pzmyers @MockTM I thought you mean like urlum tomatoes, then I realized I wuz reading it wrong.
2013-01-31 03:00:31
@Million_Gods: @lousycanuck @MockTM *knock* *knock* Allo Allo Allo! What’s all this cats on hot roofs! I am afraid you are going to have to come quietly!
2013-01-31 03:00:43
@Million_Gods: @lousycanuck @MockTM It’s like the atheist version of Michael Vick
2013-01-31 03:01:01
@szvan: @MockTM I love how everyone murmurs respectfully so you can hear the one or two distressed people.
2013-01-31 03:01:01
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I’m sorry the shelter isn’t large enough to save you AND your daughter from the… um… impending planetary collision.”
2013-01-31 03:02:10
@szvan: @MockTM Running around in crowds with my luggage and jumping off trains is not what I would do with my last remaining hours.
2013-01-31 03:02:47
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Yeah, when two planets collide, the last place you want to be is stuck on a train.
2013-01-31 03:02:57
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “What is it?” “It’s coming right for us!”
2013-01-31 03:03:45
@laencleardale: @MockTM Favorite part so far. I can’t be sure if this is a bad copy or it is supposed to be jumping between black/white and color.
2013-01-31 03:03:49
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “If this acceleration continues, we’ll soon see it with our naked eyes. And also if acceleration doesn’t increase.”
2013-01-31 03:04:10
@CA7746: @MockTM Um… the other window has a fire escape.
2013-01-31 03:04:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “You could live like a king in what’s left of South America after Planet R smashes us all to shit.”
2013-01-31 03:04:50
@Million_Gods: @MockTM You know? You could go show them a Starfish Alien… Not just claim you have one…
2013-01-31 03:07:05
@laencleardale: @MockTM Worst bomb shelter ever…….
2013-01-31 03:07:19
@szvan: @MockTM Incoming rogue planets make for lots of wind?
2013-01-31 03:07:54
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Make sure that window is closed and boarded up! Don’t want any of the rogue planet to get in!”
2013-01-31 03:07:56
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Wait? What? The Solution is Nuclear Explosions???
2013-01-31 03:08:25
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Doctor! Doctor! The planet… it’s now totally pissed off!”
2013-01-31 03:08:42
@Million_Gods: @MockTM That’s an American solution, not a Japanese one!!!
2013-01-31 03:08:58
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Holy shit. Someone get Link to play the Song of Time please.
2013-01-31 03:09:03
@laencleardale: @Million_Gods @MockTM Of course!! Bruce Willis isn’t even born yet!!!
2013-01-31 03:09:53
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!” *BLAM* “You shot him!” “I always hated that damn Dr. Navi.”
2013-01-31 03:10:00
@lousycanuck: @MockTM *tick tick tick tick* “I’m Ed Bradley.” “I’m Morely Safer.” “All this and Rogue Planet R tonight, on 60 Minutes.”
2013-01-31 03:11:23
@laencleardale: @MockTM Wait even while asleep it’s sleeping beauty’s fault prince charming can’t control his damn self??
2013-01-31 03:11:54
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Did you like it?” “Not the part where the Prince assaulted Sleeping Beauty because she was so lovely he ‘couldnt help himself’…”
2013-01-31 03:12:59
@laencleardale: @MockTM I wear my sunglass’s while doing astronomy so i can so i can keep track of planet r in the sky….
2013-01-31 03:13:05
@Million_Gods: @MockTM dude! Don’t share your sweaty handkerchief…
2013-01-31 03:13:51
@szvan: @MockTM They killed goldfish!
2013-01-31 03:14:00
@Million_Gods: @MockTM It’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN!
2013-01-31 03:14:25
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Oh no! Quick, someone consult Lenny Bruce and verify whether or not this is the end of the world!
2013-01-31 03:14:40
@laencleardale: @szvan @MockTM There better be one of those ASPCA no animals were harmed messages at the end…
2013-01-31 03:15:08
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Nice bomb shelter you’ve got going there, what with the easily-burstable windows and all.
2013-01-31 03:15:46
@Million_Gods: @MockTM The correct way to blow up a “planet” is to send down a rag tag team of oil drillers to “set them up the bomb”.
2013-01-31 03:16:08
@szvan: @MockTM Japanese school children don’t climb very quickly, do they?
2013-01-31 03:16:17
@laencleardale: @MockTM My whole opinion of this movie is going to change if the worlds actually collide and the earth ends…
2013-01-31 03:16:47
@pzmyers: @MockTM Couldn’t afford Bruce WIllis. RT @Million_Gods: correct way to blow up “planet” is to send down a rag tag team of oil drillers
2013-01-31 03:17:17
@leilah: @mocktm Oh, _well_ done, Doctor. That’s so much better.
2013-01-31 03:17:25
@lousycanuck: @MockTM You kids are really going to wish you’d stayed down in the water as you start dehydrating.
2013-01-31 03:18:01
@leilah: @mocktm Look, lady, I’ll stop crying if you stop singing.
2013-01-31 03:19:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Yeah, they MUST be aliens. They’re wearing full suits in this heat.
2013-01-31 03:19:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Just how will wearing one of your rings help?” “We forged them for the seven kingdoms of men…”
2013-01-31 03:19:35
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Auto-erotic asphyxiation claims another innocent doctor…
2013-01-31 03:20:47
@laencleardale: @MockTM So I can so I can, keep track of rockets shooting into rogue planets…
2013-01-31 03:23:12
@CA7746: @MockTM The End
2013-01-31 03:23:44
@szvan: @MockTM Oops.
2013-01-31 03:23:51
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “They’ve done it! Now we’ll be peppered by millions of asteroids instead of one honking big one!”
2013-01-31 03:24:09
@szvan: @MockTM Maybe the aliens should have stepped up a little sooner.
2013-01-31 03:24:18
@Million_Gods: @MockTM can’t watch an explosion without rad sunglasses
2013-01-31 03:24:30
@CA7746: @MockTM Hooray, tiny animals survived. Sheep, cows, and pigs won’t be missed.
2013-01-31 03:24:49
@leilah: @MockTM Awwwwwwwwwwww…
2013-01-31 03:25:19
@laencleardale: @MockTM Hey kids, go play in the burning wreckage of our city!!!
2013-01-31 03:25:27
@lousycanuck: @MockTM And life reemerges from its hiding places underground. The radscorpions, the radroaches, and the noble deathclaws…
2013-01-31 03:25:48
@szvan: @MockTM Oh! This was a metaphor, only they got the bomb this time. I see.
2013-01-31 03:25:52
@szvan: @MockTM It’s all okay, folks. They’ll be prosperous again in another 10 years.
2013-01-31 03:26:24
@Million_Gods: @lousycanuck @MockTM Wait? Then who is the Vault Dweller?
2013-01-31 03:26:47
@szvan: @MockTM “You remember that effects footage? It was too good to only use once.”
2013-01-31 03:27:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Well, so long human form, it’s been fun. Time to play that tape backward.
2013-01-31 03:27:21
@lousycanuck: @MockTM And the final kanji tells us “Thank fuck that’s over with”. (Loosely translated.)
2013-01-31 03:28:22
@Million_Gods: @MockTM Starro the Conqueror is based on these guys…
2013-01-31 03:28:50
@leilah: @MockTM Excellent movie, all. =) Thanks!
2013-01-31 03:28:52
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “None of these concepts will be revisited in the action-packed sequel, Attack From Space!”
2013-01-31 03:31:42

Mock The Movie: Warning from Space transcript

2 thoughts on “Mock The Movie: Warning from Space transcript

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    What’s not to like? A rogue planet, an arms dealer after the macguffin, a stage performer, a radio host, a not-quite-human female struggling to fit in, and awkward waddling alien allies. At the last minute, the day is saved when Korben Dallas and Leeloo make out… wait, what movie are we talking about again?

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    […] (but for completely different reasons, of course). And just to put it in perspective, I watched Warning From Space with the @MockTM gang last week. It didn’t make me moan in pain as much as this movie […]

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