William Tapley writes Mitt Romney’s new campaign jingle

You might know him as the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, the Co-Prophet of the End Times, and/or an absolutely unhinged religious conspiracy theorist. And now you’ll all know him as the bard behind Mitt Romney’s new campaign jingle. Just as soon as Romney picks it up and splashes it across his commercials.

A hero in Tapley’s mind. Well, that tells us everything we need to know about Romney’s chances.

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William Tapley writes Mitt Romney’s new campaign jingle
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7 thoughts on “William Tapley writes Mitt Romney’s new campaign jingle

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    Bill Tapley is one of my guilty pleasures. This song is astoundingly bad, but I really dig the “Thumbs Up” from Tapley at the end.

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