Clever Pie has crafted what could be the ultimate love song to the most useless and hate-filled parts of the internet. Also known as, “its general populace”.
I really hope those of you who get off on this kind of trolling see this video and have a moment of self-reflection. You know, at least long enough to realize that maybe you should re-lube and switch hands. No no, don’t stop to wipe the Dorito spice off. It’ll make it tingle.
Hat tip to Man Boobz and, in turn, Feministe.
21 thoughts on “Dear racist, misogynist, homophobic trolls: THANK YOU!”
Full of win. And with any luck, some of the trolls WILL stop.
It stays on message better than CollegeHumor did in theirs.
Music Video: We Didn’t Start the Flame War
Why do you think your trolls share a strong interest in boring identity politics diametrically opposed to your own?
Maybe people troll you because you waste time on drama and stupid first-world problems.
Honestly, think of how the world is going to look around, say 2050, if current global trends continue (which they most likely will). Are you honestly going to be able to look back on the stuff you thought was so important now and say “I fought the good fight!”
inb4 “Well what are you doing?” — I’m not a sanctimonious, sock-sniffing leftard crusader so there isn’t any onus on me to prioritize issues.
That’s so sweet of you to say! Take care.
You still haven’t answered my question, drama queen.
Do you feel like your allocating your time to social issues wisely?
If so, why?
inb4 petty grammar flame: you’re*
Question still stands.
(I note you morphed to circumvent a ban that hasn’t happened. That’s telling.)
Good. Then answer my question.
How will you feel when you realize you wasted your life on drama thinking you were fighting for the greater good?
I’m not arguing with the fact that I can spend my time better than by arguing with folks who think that trolling people is the best way to spend theirs. In fact, I agree wholeheartedly. That’s why I’m not giving your position terribly much credit except to thank you for your kind words and moving on with my life.
I rarely comment on blogs. As you might have guessed from the names I’m using here I spend most of my time on issues of more substance.
That being said, I eagerly look forward to the chaos of the coming decades and all the lulz I can have at the expense of the leftfags who DID NOTHING.
I leave you with this:
Oh and I might add, this:
And what you’re saying is, all you gotta do to fix geopolitical issues is run around on the internet calling people sock sniffing leftards!? Holy fuck, sign me up!
No, of course not. No more than whining into an echo chamber would effect similar changes. Did I say I wanted to steer the course of geopolitics? No I’m just an observer.
So, that being said, thank YOU for being a pious, self-important prick rather than getting off your butt and doing some charity or something.
It’s like I don’t even care and running distributing computing assignments for [email protected] and climateprediction.net here does more for society than you ever will.
You’re pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
You’re too kind. Stop, I’m blushing.
How will you feel when you and leftfags like you are being made fun of endlessly for having done nothing about the world’s real issues and just being ineffectual bobbleheads overall?
I’m eagerly awaiting. Like a turkey buzzard!
While I’m sure others are probably amused by this exchange, you’re pretty much boring me at this point. I’m going to go deal with problems for now. You can keep trolling me and proving why this video was necessary.
Aw, Support Vector has decided to provide a real-time example of the “why do you care about x when y is more important” derailing strategy! Bless their heart.
A genuwhine troll appeared on this thread. How appropriate.
So I take it the argument here is basically that if we don’t allow racism, misogyny, and homophobia, then it means nuclear war?
Personally, when it comes to India and Pakistan going to war, I’m rather sure racism, misogyny, and religious bigotry would actually have a huge amount to do with it.
I guess you can keep telling yourself that you don’t need to economize if you want to live up to your pious do-gooder image but that lie’s gonna wear off in time.
Even in your own mind.
Check it out, ‘Tis Himself. The guy who is approaching the grave and has yet to get over having been bullied in high school.
Remember, it won’t have anything to do with the crippling lack of water on both sides of the border.
It’s because of the BURQA.
And before any of you cart out the bla bla bla birthrate bullshit, take a gander at this list:
All the countries with low birthrates easily make up for it with their consumption habits.
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