Comments on: Buy the new iPad from XS4ALL to “upgrade” your lover https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2012/05/31/buy-the-new-ipad-from-xs4all-to-upgrade-your-lover/ ... Because I don't watch enough hockey, drink enough beer, or eat enough bacon. Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:26:36 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.6 By: carolw https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2012/05/31/buy-the-new-ipad-from-xs4all-to-upgrade-your-lover/comment-page-1/#comment-13997 Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:26:36 +0000 http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/?p=9808#comment-13997 Well, that was revolting. Good thing I’ve already started drinking or I’d be yelling.

]]> By: Jason Thibeault https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2012/05/31/buy-the-new-ipad-from-xs4all-to-upgrade-your-lover/comment-page-1/#comment-13996 Thu, 31 May 2012 19:17:23 +0000 http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/?p=9808#comment-13996 Mandude “swiping” back and forth across reality like he was paging items on an iPad to switch between potential bedmates. He has trouble deciding between the blonde and the brunette for a moment, does the swipe-and-hold thing to compare the two repeatedly.

So, pretty much exactly that, Skip, only with moving human beings as the objects for comparison.

]]> By: Skip White https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2012/05/31/buy-the-new-ipad-from-xs4all-to-upgrade-your-lover/comment-page-1/#comment-13995 Thu, 31 May 2012 19:02:58 +0000 http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/?p=9808#comment-13995 I can’t view the video, but I can imagine it goes something like, “tired of having sex with an actual human? Why not look at nudie pictures on a hand-held machine instead!? It makes you infinity billion times cooler!”

How accurate is that?

]]> By: MichaelD https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2012/05/31/buy-the-new-ipad-from-xs4all-to-upgrade-your-lover/comment-page-1/#comment-13994 Thu, 31 May 2012 12:49:17 +0000 http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/?p=9808#comment-13994 *Head desk* >.<

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