Buy the new iPad from XS4ALL to “upgrade” your lover

Tired of your current bed partner? If you buy an iPad from XS4ALL, you’ll be able to switch her it out for some other model! It’s super easy when human beings are simply-manipulated objects!

Bra-fucking-vo. Slow clap. Marketing a super-expensive computing toy to men who think the women in their lives are replaceable bed-warmers, because they’re the only demographic with disposable income — the misogynist asshat is evidently, after all, the fastest-growing privilege group.

I only wish this was a case of “this ad would never fly in THIS country”. We both know damn well it would probably spike their sales here. And my blood pressure.

Buy the new iPad from XS4ALL to “upgrade” your lover
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4 thoughts on “Buy the new iPad from XS4ALL to “upgrade” your lover

  1. 2

    I can’t view the video, but I can imagine it goes something like, “tired of having sex with an actual human? Why not look at nudie pictures on a hand-held machine instead!? It makes you infinity billion times cooler!”

    How accurate is that?

  2. 3

    Mandude “swiping” back and forth across reality like he was paging items on an iPad to switch between potential bedmates. He has trouble deciding between the blonde and the brunette for a moment, does the swipe-and-hold thing to compare the two repeatedly.

    So, pretty much exactly that, Skip, only with moving human beings as the objects for comparison.

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