Comments on: Republicans to legislate against gravity https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/ ... Because I don't watch enough hockey, drink enough beer, or eat enough bacon. Thu, 17 Mar 2011 05:03:49 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.6 By: Jonathan "Blade" Manning https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5357 Thu, 17 Mar 2011 05:03:49 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5357 I call Poe on Mr. “Spinny”

]]> By: Mark "Spinny" Dyson https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5356 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:12:01 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5356 Did not Einstein himself declare God doesn’t play dice? Of course not: He would need gravity so the little suckers could land! Proof positive gravity is not in His divine plan, and I have the science to back me!

]]> By: Jonathan "Blade" Manning https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5355 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:57:47 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5355 Faith is not an investment policy! You people all think that if you throw money at your pet goverment programs you can legislate a wrong into the truth. Gravity is immoral and should be banned and I for one say STAND AGAINST GRAVITY!

]]> By: jthibeault https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5354 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:40:18 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5354 So… if you have enough faith, you get to see the skyhook? I think I get it now. I don’t have enough faith to see the skyhook.

What about the law of diminishing returns? Is that real?

]]> By: Jonathan "Blade" Manning https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5353 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:37:35 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5353 It’s not God’s failure to lift us, it’s Man’s failure to hold on! Your SIN is holding you down and making follow false ways like the LAW of Gravity. There is only ONE law and those are God’s Laws!

]]> By: jthibeault https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5352 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:34:26 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5352 I’m open to the idea that God and the Devil are playing tug-of-war with our corporeal bodies, but why is it that when there’s no ground under you, the Devil wins? Isn’t God all-powerful?

]]> By: Jonathan "Blade" Manning https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5351 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:33:21 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5351 I would expect a foreignor with a communist education to think that way. The Bible tells us that God lifts us with his feathers and his wings. That proves that Gravity is EVIL. It’s about time someone stood up and said it!

]]> By: jthibeault https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5350 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:28:30 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5350 In reply to Jonathan "Blade" Manning.

And I say it’s intelligent pushing. How shall we solve this theological quandry?

]]> By: Jonathan "Blade" Manning https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5349 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:26:15 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5349 (copied from twitter) You liberals all think that way. God LIFTS us. That’s why gravity is against his plan for us. Gravity is the work of the Devil! Can’t you see how he’s just SUCKIN’ you down to his hell??

]]> By: jthibeault https://the-orbit.net/lousycanuck/2011/03/15/republicans-to-legislate-against-gravity/comment-page-1/#comment-5348 Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:21:36 +0000 http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4991#comment-5348 In reply to chaosagent23.

You can do that? What do you have to do to get a first-round draft pick?

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