Comments on: Live blogging 2012: Doomsday

By: Oh rapture, oh bliss! « Lousy Canuck

Oh rapture, oh bliss! « Lousy Canuck — Sat, 21 May 2011 23:12:10 +0000

[…] If you’re stuck here on Earth (and who would waste bandwidth to read this blog from heaven’s OC3 connection, when we could get the best Netflix streaming service we want instead?), well, first, sorry for all the death and dismemberment. You’ll probably want to read the instructions left on Judgement Day 2011‘s blog, as the proprietor was kind enough to schedule posts through until October documenting all the things that surely would be happening from now til then. Assuming the internet will still exist after the demons sweep across the land and the supervolcanoes erupt and cats and dogs sleep together. If the Rapture is postponed for whatever reason, I’m sure the proprietor will swiftly remove the inaccurate posts queued on his blog. If not, then we’re certainly in for a treat as we get to see all the stuff we narrowly avoided via all that extra prayer the Good Christians of this world stored up in God’s batteries. Surely we must be forgiven if we can read this post, and the posts on that blog. You know, at least til December 21, 2012, when Quetzalcoatl Jesus will return. Oh, and tornado warnings will occur off the coast of California. In the ocean. Like tornadoes do. […]

By: Dale

Dale — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 04:38:50 +0000

You suffering permitted me some minutes of relief at work. So, thank you for suffering through such a film.

By: Mandi

Mandi — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:31:19 +0000

I’m so sorry you had to sit through this… but it made for one hell of a funny read!

By: Rich Wilson

Rich Wilson — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:50:23 +0000

In reply to Stephanie Z. If you've ever had the misfortune of reading "Battlefield Earth", there's a part where some Tibetan monks get to reprise the role of the Navajo codetalkers, because of all the Terran languages the evil aliens have learned, for some reason they were unable to understand that one. Anyway, they were adorable! Just like kittens and puppies! And who doesn't like kittens and puppies?

By: George W.

George W. — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 18:19:06 +0000

I must admit that I felt a miracle while watching this film. Granted the miracle was the end credits, but still…

By: jthibeault

jthibeault — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 18:01:39 +0000

In reply to Daniel M.. You'd probably find it cheesy, yes, but likely not all the same parts we do.

By: George W.

George W. — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 17:58:14 +0000

OMFG!! your almost at the Left Behind part!!!! Wait for it….wait for it….
That’s right, that just happened, bitches!!

By: George W.

George W. — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 17:51:44 +0000

I’m glad you are enjoying this piece of cinematic mastery! I caught the carbon dating gaffe, but missed the alignment thing, obviously need to brush up on my astrophysics. 🙁

OMG 10:12… I forgot about the Tornadoes off the coast of California! I’m no meteorologist, but can I just point you to the definition of a tornado on Wikipedia? nuff said…

Remember that there is a gaffes page for the movie linked in my post. Can I again suggest that the best description of a gaffe in this movie is “The entire plot” or “The Script”?

Enjoy!!!

By: Daniel M.

Daniel M. — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 17:26:24 +0000

lol, is it cheesy?

By: Stephanie Z

Stephanie Z — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:59:13 +0000

It was so terribly, terribly sweet how *symbolic* all of the brown people in this movie were.