And I thought I had trolls

Jason Thibeault

Dan J received possibly the most rambling, insane, top shelf comedy gold level of paranoid schizophrenic conspiracy theory / religious solicitation e-mail anyone has ever written, and somehow, some way, he actually had the wherewithal to pick it apart.

But it gets worse. You knew I was going to say that, didn’t you? You see, Dan, the whole reason the bankers want to dominate the world and put RFID chips in everyone is because they also want you to worship the Devil. That’s a fact that a lot of bankers probably don’t even know. I know, I know, you’re laughing out loud right now.

Probably more like weeping for humanity. I know I am.

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And I thought I had trolls

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Hi! I'm a tech guy, skeptic, feminist, gamer and atheist, and love OSS and science of all stripes. I enjoy a good bit of whargarbl now and again, and will occasionally even seek it out. I am also apparently responsible for the death of common sense on the internet. My bad.

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3 thoughts on “And I thought I had trolls”

  1. Dan J
    1

    I think I understand how the guy decided to contact me in particular. In comments on a post, I mentioned that our other evangelical conspiracy nut had made posts about RFID chips and the New World Order garbage. He must have found me via a search for terms like that and decided that I needed some education about the subject.

  2. jthibeault
    2

    Wow. I ought to go out of my way to troll the trolls… maybe get my search engine optimization tweaked to send conspiracy theorists my way. Let’s try…

    Bilderberg Zion water fluoridation false flag 9/11 Vince Foster peak oil Philadelphia Experiment Phoebus Cartel Illuminati Vril Society military-industrial complex Santa Claus.

  3. JG
    3

    I have a book at home about Agharti. It’s wonderfully crazy. One of the local libraries bought Blavatsky’s volumes for fun. I smile whenever i walk past it to the religion section which is right next to the woo.

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