A poll for you to… uh…

… If Slashdot can “slashdot” a server and reduce it into a smoking rubble, and Pharyngula can “pharyngulate” a poll and tip it in a matter of seconds back over to the side of reason, and Free Republic posters can likewise “freep” a poll and make it look like America is wholly populated by racist, bigoted assholes, what do you call it when I muster up all my vast readership to try to tip a poll the way some fellow bloggers are doing?

Whatever we end up calling it, go vote now, so I can take credit for singlehandedly mustering up all the votes Analiese Miller needs to win a walk-on role on Mad Men. Vote 5 Stars on this beautiful photo by Ben Zvan, and do it every day from now until the contest closes. You must answer my call, for the Greater Glory of Mother Canuckistan! GO FORTH AND CONQUER, MY MINIONS!

…There, that ought to get it two or three votes.

{advertisement}
A poll for you to… uh…
{advertisement}

3 thoughts on “A poll for you to… uh…

  1. 3

    Well done, my minions! That puts us three votes closer to TOTAL DOMINATION!!!

    The potatoes are on schedule, and the shipment with the new julienne fry press and deep fryer should be there in three days. My supply lines of gravy and cheese were reportedly destroyed (and/or eaten) by raiding parties — we’re putting an extra caravan on the road right now, with redoubled defenses. Who knew the heathen scum would target our mozza caravan, despite the humanitarian aid papers they had on them?

Comments are closed.