So I’ve written a song parody of the Steven Universe theme song, based on our cats. Because of course I have.
Are the tabby cats
We’ll lie around all day
And if you make the bed
We’ll both get in the way
That’s why the mamas of this world
Comet, Talisker, and purrrrrr
(For those who aren’t Steven Universe fans, here’s the theme song, and the extended opening with the extended theme song.)
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Saturday Night’s Alright For Biting
Love Me, Love Me, Love Me — I’m A Kittycat!
Everyone Knows It’s Comet!
The Comet Song: Theme from “Cat Over the Fridge Up High,” by ReasJack
About the author
Greta Christina has been writing professionally since 1989, on topics including atheism, sexuality and sex-positivity, LGBT issues, politics, culture, and whatever crosses her mind. She is author of The Way of the Heathen: Practicing Atheism in Everyday Life
, of Comforting Thoughts About Death That Have Nothing to Do with God
, of Coming Out Atheist: How to Do It, How to Help Each Other, and Why
, of Why Are You Atheists So Angry? 99 Things That Piss Off the Godless,
and of Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More,
and is editor of Paying For It: A Guide by Sex Workers for Their Clients
. She has been a public speaker for many years, and many of her talks can be seen on YouTube. Her writing has appeared in multiple magazines and newspapers, including Ms., Penthouse, Chicago Sun-Times, On Our Backs, and Skeptical Inquirer, and numerous anthologies, including Everything You Know About God Is Wrong
and three volumes of Best American Erotica.
(Any views she expresses in this blog are solely hers, and do not necessarily represent this organizations.) She lives in San Francisco with her wife, Ingrid. You can email her at gretachristina (at) gmail (dot) com, or follow her on Facebook
3 thoughts on “Steven Universe Theme Song Parody, Cat Edition”
I’d whine at you for giving me an ear worm, but since we’re watching an episode nightly before bed it’s rarely NOT in my head these days.
Haha oh boy, got the shivers just singing it to myself in my head. Can’t wait for it to come back…the next episode bits they’ve shown are tantalizing!
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