Our "Light the Night" Team Reached $9,000 – So I'm Eating Bugs!

Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Light the Night Walk logo
Some joker really has it in for me. How dare they — donate money to a cause I care about, just to torment me?

Freethought Blogs has gotten into the Foundation Beyond Belief/ Leukemia & Lymphoma Foundation Light the Night game, and has started a virtual team! Even small donations help — it really does add up. For each $1000 we raise, I’ve promised to do a different forfeit or dare.

So recently, some kind soul donated $413 — the exact amount it took to get our total up to $9,000 — with the comment, “Bon appetit, Greta!”

Don Bugito logo
And so, as promised, because we have raised $9,000 I will be eating bugs. I even know the place I’m going to do it: Don Bugito. (Of course there’s a hipster foodie source of edible bugs in San Francisco…)

And if we reach our team’s fundraising goal of $10,000… I will eat broccoli. Seriously.

Update on my previous dares: I’m having to do them somewhat out of order — largely because I’m focusing almost all my time and attention on finishing my new book (Coming Out Atheist: How to Do It, How to Help Each Other, and Why), and some of these dares will take time. But I’m posting the ones that I can do as soon as I can do them. Because we raised $1000, I dyed all my hair purple and green, for Skepticon (pics coming soon!). Because we raised $2000, I will go to church. I won’t pray — that would be dishonest — but I’ll attend, and I’ll even be polite. (It’ll have to wait until after the book is finished, though.) Because we raised $3000, I will wear a Tea Party hat and make a ridiculous speech about health care. That’s coming up next. Because we raised $4000, I got a bubblegum pink manicure. Because we raised $5000, I will dress as a nun and sing the Leslie Gore song, “You Don’t Own Me” to a crucifix. Because we raised $6,000, I went vegetarian for a month. Because we raised $7,000, I will go vegan for a week. And because we raised $8,000, I will read and review Fifty Shades of Grey. Sigh.

What’s more: If you participate in the Light the Night Walk by just donating some money to our team and then walking up and down in your living room as part of a “do it yourself” walkathon — and you videotape it and put it on the Internet — I will personally donate $50 to the FTB Light the Night team. $50 per video, capping out at $500. (I’ll also post links to the videos on my blog.)

foundation beyond belief logo
And if the entire Foundation Beyond Belief team reaches its goal of raising $500,000 in 2013, I will walk across the entire city of San Francisco, in the wildest outfit I can come up with. (With sensible shoes, though — I’m not stupid.) Yes, I’ll be doing my very own personal Bay to Breakers, with whatever friends and family I can sucker into joining me.

I won’t be the only Freethought Blogger doing assorted forfeits and dares if we reach various fundraising milestones, btw. PZ Myers, Ed Brayton, and Avicenna are all offering themselves up as sacrificial lambs as well. (PZ has already blogged about tumor suppressor genes while naked and wearing a pirate hat.)

What’s more, fellow blogging network Skepchick is offering a bunch of seriously cool dares and offers for their own Light the Night Walk virtual team, including custom superhero drawings, custom cocktails, shaven heads, juggling videos, comic reviews, and more. Rivalry! Rivalry! We can beat those Skepchicks! Rah! Rah! Go team!

todd stiefel
And Todd Stiefel — the Foundation Beyond Belief Light the Night International Team Captain, the guy who came up with the whole “Foundation Beyond Belief and the atheist community supporting the Light the Night Walk in a big way” idea in the first place, and whose Stiefel Freethought Foundation is doing matching funds for a big-ass chunk of it — has promised that if either the Freethought Blogs team or the Skepchick team raises $20,000, he’ll get a buzz-mohawk. (His hair isn’t long enough for a big one). And whichever team gets to the goal first will get to pick the color of his mohawk!

In addition to (or instead of) being part of our virtual team, you can actually take part in the Light the Night walk in your own city: as part of a Foundation Beyond Belief team, or as part of some other team, or just on your own. You don’t have to be part of an official team to be part of the walk — you can just register as an individual, either online or at the event.

So sign up! Be an official part of the Freethought Blogs Light the Night team! Get me, PZ, Ed, and Avicenna to do awesome, embarrassing, painful, or hilarious things against cancer! Let’s make use of human beings’ evolutionary tendency towards tribalism and group loyalty and pointless competition — and our tendency to treat irrelevant sacrifices as both a social bonding mechanism and proof of serious commitment — and turn it towards good! Go, team, go!

Our "Light the Night" Team Reached $9,000 – So I'm Eating Bugs!

3 thoughts on “Our "Light the Night" Team Reached $9,000 – So I'm Eating Bugs!

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    An absurd teabagger speech about healthcare? That I’d like to see. Something like “Keep the government’s hands off my Medicare!”? “Obama wants to replace Medicare with socialized medicine!!!” “Bismarckcare is good, Heritagecare is good, Chafeecare is good, and Romneycare is good, because they are free-market systems that promote individual responsibility. Obamacare is bad because it’s socialized medicine and reckless government spending, even though it’s just like the others. Chancellor Bismarck, the Heritage Foundation, John Chafee, and Mitt Romney are all conservatives, and that makes anything that they propose good. Barack Obama is a liberal, and that makes anything that he proposes bad, even if it’s what those previous gentlemen had proposed.”

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